May 4 2004

Crazy about Japanese girls #1: The myths

Crazy about Japanese girls

I've never shagged a Japanese girl but it's definitely on my list of things to do before I get too fat and ugly. Watching them frolic semi-naked in the swimming pool of my Bali hotel (See Japanese bikini babes in Bali) was a wet-dream come to life. Legend has it that they make near perfect girlfriends too.

My exhaustive research into naughty websites reveals that the Japanese favour bizarre sexual practices in which intercourse plays little or no part. When she's not downing a pint of lukewarm semen, our heroine is usually tied up and buried neck-deep in smelly human waste.

Consequently, I'd be worried that an overeager Japanese girlfriend might try to curl one down on my face while I was sleeping. "But I thought you'd be pleased" she'd sob. This puts into perspective the relatively minor cultural differences that have to be overcome by Thai/farang couples.

Apparently, many Japanese women feel unable to criticise their husbands but, if an issue can't be ignored, they might ask a mutual friend to have a quiet word. Instead of asking to borrow your lawnmower, the neighbours might call round to suggest that you pay more attention to your wife's clit during lovemaking.

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My first encounter with real Japanese girls took place not in Bali but in Bangkok. The Thai language class that I attended was heaving with them - and I was the only farang bloke there. At first, they were very shy but, after I tricked them into judging me harmless, they began to open up.

I'll reveal all tomorrow...

(See Crazy about Japanese girls #2: Close quarters)

[Posted to Diary by David]

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Readers' comments

Combover says:

You should've gone to the last World Cup. Lovely giggling little teenagers were jumping over themselves to shag Englishmen in fancy dress.

May 4, 2004 1:48 PM

Mike says:

A Kingdom for a Japanese Girl. And a horse.

May 4, 2004 4:53 PM

joon says:

would love to know the info on the Thai class in BKK that was 'heaving' with Japanese girls. I'll be signing up asap

May 4, 2004 11:12 PM

Shayne says:

Does anyone know of a good place to meet Japanese girls in BKK?

In Phuket it the Patong Beach Hotel and Banana Disco...

May 4, 2004 11:59 PM

Dick Headley says:

I think David may have been looking at too much urabon.

It is true that many Japanese girls are broadminded when it comes to sexual experimentation but if you find yours shitting on your face while you sleep she may be trying to tell you something.

Perhaps her ropes are too tight?

May 5, 2004 1:16 AM

Genki Flaneur says:

If you blokes are serious about snagging a Jap chick, you need to move to Sydney. The place is teeming with 'em.

Speaking from personal experience, they do make pretty good girlfriends (far less psycho than Thai girls can be), but be aware that in some ways it is a bit like dating a little child. Even if they don't own any Hello Kitty paraphernalia, they tend to disintegrate into a crying ball of tears at the slightest provocation.

But so far no midnight turd deposits.

May 5, 2004 7:04 AM

Combover says:

You may get lucky in Banana Disco in Patong but it's more of an urban myth that there are swarms of Japanese girls waiting to be picked up there.

There are a few, but often not great looking and more interested in the Thai boys.

Personally I hate the place. It's very cock heavy and full of mulleted, gaelic tatted, muscle shirted, cheesy-bad-English speaking, self-regarding southern Europeans.

May 5, 2004 10:07 AM

Oz Terry says:

I dated one for a while - secretary in our office when i was visting. Once a month for about a year.

They make great girlfriends but its hard to have a "i dont want to ruin your life this isnt going anywhere do you mind if we keep having sex anyway" talk. I think she took "i dont want to hurt you" as "someday i will make you my wife and we will have babies in a palace with servants"

Anyway they do make great girlfriends they are attentive, they can cook and they can occupy themselves when you want to watch the soccer.
They dont complain or throw temper tantrums.
Only one expression in bed and not much noise from mine. But maybe that was me :-) I think they would be expensive to run long term but in a useful reliable refined new mercedes way, not a much used and abused and well thrashed 2 seater completely useless for anything except posing exotic sports car way.

A+ experience .

Wish i could say the same about Singapore girls (see sports car comment above :-)

July 13, 2004 7:11 AM

Telemachus says:

Shit, really gotta agree with the car analogy. Japanese girls are the Bentleys of Asia. They let you break the speed limit with sporty and fairly risque sexual maneuvers but when you take them out you still look very respectable.

December 3, 2006 10:59 AM

Nate says:

I agree about Japanese women being good girlfriends, I have dated one now for 2 years and no fights, only love. I also agree about willing to experiment in bed (or out of bed ;-), but also no interest in the poop thing.

I am interested more in their sex practices and am trying to learn what they really like. Anyone have any more experience or suggestions? You think they like swinging, 3 somes and sex parties? Do they typically cheat? Do they like doing it in front of people, in public? Any other weird practices?

Thanks!!

January 22, 2007 2:38 PM

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