Y're mine now, my pretties

Pants Elk says:

At last! Some more of the hard-hitting issues-based crusading journalism for which your name has become a word!
More please!

Julius says:

As cute as the Thai girls are, the Japanese racing girls are still the best, in my humble opinion. Rock on!

Johnny says:

Please, please, please, tell me what date is next years race.
I know my priorities. I would like to book my holidays at the same time.

There were easily more than 10X the pirates and privateers in the world at that time then you would imagine. I recall that there was 300 Billion US dollars worth of gold recently found by the Chilean government developed underground detector robots on "Robinson Crusoe Island". There have also been hundreds of millions of dollars worth of gold recovered off the US east coast. Makes you wonder about the real history of the US.

Johnny says:

The pictures of these girls are putting a tear in my eye and an hole in my heart already. I miss the beautiful Thai girls so much, they have so much love and good spirit. Please don't change the way that you are. These Pretty Girl Models are a beacon of womanhood and are upheld in my soul of how truly wonderful a woman can be and I'm only looking at their eyes. Words can't describe what I feel when I look at the whole of them. It is as if they know what God intended.

Chico says:

Why doesn't my girlfriend look like these creampie beauties?

tingtawng says:

Chico, time you had a bar girl.

Chico says:

Tingtawng, I'm trying to save some cash.. I am rationing myself to normal girls which means I take what I can get.. :P

Satyr says:

Yes, this is more like it. Back-to-basics. Sure beats wasting time & space on 2 pasty, middle-aged farang MEN...

LOL says:

The guy's site says he used to be a glamour photographer in the US?

Judging buy his photos he sure has an eye for mediocre looking, poorly dressed women!

Andy says:

Rather a nautical feel to the place recently, David. Are you indulging some scurvy land-lubber's fantasy of high seas plunder, debauchery, and mayhem?
Okay, hoist the mains'l, swab the decks, and look lively me hearties. For on the morrow we set sail for the Port Of Crap!

Paul says:

I have a friend who works as a 'pretty' at Central Bang Na- she hawks credit cards.

On Saturdays and Sundays she works for 5 hours each day. She is paid 1200 baht each day. 240 B for one hour.

She has no sales quotas or anything like that.

She seems to like it... Not a bad job for a University student!

Ernesto Ortega says:

I JUST LOVE THEM BOOBIES!

EO

Common Sense says:

Ahhhh finally something worthwile of my attention. At least you posted multiple pics of females in an article for once instead of a balding middle aged cunt.

I wonder which farang left behind the one on the top left about 20 or so years ago. Definetly not a pure bred.

Daniel says:

If they ban Coyote dancing and "pretties", what will the girls end up doing for money?

dave says:

Yee hah! get those tities out gals!

sniffer says:

My very favourite pretty/race queen can be found here;
www.eromie.com/ub/2001_1/001_html
She bears a startling resemblance to an old gf of mine. Had to study the pictures for quite some time before satisfying myself that it wasn't her, if you know what I mean
On a related matter; is it true that the beer campaign girls are being outlawed as of next month? Shame if so

usvirgin says:

Let me just say, and I'm not pointing at the comments to this article in particular, that you guys drink too much.

richardb says:

Jonny words can express what you feel. Try PHOARRR. PHOARRR should always be delivered in the style of your favorite Carry on Character my personal favorite being Sid James. Incidentally the carry on team I recall did do a " pirate " one Carry on Jack I believe the lead being Captain Albert Poop-Decker.

I shall be landing in LOS next month and if you hear a " prettie " exclaiming " is that a parrot in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me" twill be I mi hearties.

Just hope it does not turn out to be a Norwegian Blue!

chris says:

more importanly where is john galt?

Pants Elk says:

I just discovered that an intern has been using my personal computer to post spurious comments to this forum under my name. The matter is now in the hands of the Supreme Court.
Free the Stickman One!

Daist Smith says:

Thai prettys are awesome. Ever been to E3 game show? Yuck, the most awful batwinged gargolye posing as Laura Croft. But in the end, using sex to lure us to buy products. Sales people, leave it to them to entice us with ANYthing to make us buy more.

Road Natzi says:

Chico,

Dude, face up to it man, those ugly chicks ur doin at the moment are better than the small furry animals you were fucking last year.

We don't need dudes with a name like chico, cruising the thai bars scaring these little lovelies. Piss off chico, stay where you are, god knows even the ugly ones need rooting and your the man for the job.

cheers
Road Natzi

Hammer says:

Dave..I'm glad to see that even now I know something is wrong with this picture of one John Galt..AKA Russell Keith Summers Jr. Russell Keith was born in the USA in the state of Pa.
While working jobs in Fl. and now claiming to write stories on Thailand, this is far from the truth. I personally have been writing back and forth with this man. First his grammer doesn't have the same touch as his website lays out thru his emails.(Does he have the same help as old Stick?)
Russell Keith in Dec 1988 thru Dec 1996 worked at a pub across from the University of Fl. as a waiter. As everyone knows, he states he is looking for people to help him build Thailand.
He at one time worked for Henkels and McCoy in Sanford, Fl. ( A Hoover Company in PA.) What is most interesting is the fact that he has cocaine record with the Dept. of Corrections in Fl. How did he arrive in Fl. with a Felony on his record to obtain a passport?
Maybe we have more to come on this big smoke and Mirrors story. Just a thought from a reader..Will you remove this one also:)?

John Galt says:

Hello Hammer,

Guess what? I'm still here....

If I am truly a felon, I think you should call the Thailand authorities and the US Embassy and have me run out of the country. Be sure to come with them when you visit me, because when they find egg on their faces, they are going to want to hold someone responsible for their needless aggravation. (opps, I forgot, you may not even be here in Thailand)
Of course I'll have to explain about my web campaign against an English teacher who runs an illegal operation inside Thailand. I think they'll understand where you are coming from at that point.

Thanks for adding more mystique to my story and encouraging readers to come over to my site for a visit.

I'm anxiously awaiting your next installment. Please tell us you have the balls to follow through and not let the readers down. You're not running out of gas on us are you?

Eniac says:

Galt,

I read your latest piece of crap about how you ran over a 4 year old kid with your motorbike and I quote:

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You cunt.

Pants Elk says:

Ladies and gentlemen - "John Galt"!
Please listen to his fartings.

Carrie says:

Summers you child molesting piece of shit. I notice you never replied to my challenge. Too chicken to fight a real woman huh? I am in Thailand as of next week. Step up to the plate and put your money where your mouth is big feller

Carrie is a fat bitch says:

Carrie, you fat, foulmouth, disgusting cunt of a women. What makes you think you are worth the knockout punch, that most guys in Thailand would love to give you? Go away you nasty fucking bitch. Stay the fuck out of Thailand.

BTW, you sound really tough challenging someone you don't even know, to a fight via the internet. It's women like you that make this world a shitty place to live in.

Carrie says:

Hello Summers,

Too chicken to even post under you real name huh?? Most guys in Thailand would like to see you getting punched out by a woman. You piss in somebody's rice bowl on a public international forum you gotta expect blowback. This is part of it. So, time and place?

Pants Elk says:

"Carrie-is-a fat-bitch", Mom says you dumped in your sleep again, go get the bucket.

Prufrock says:

Re: Summers vs. Carrie Pataya bout

You quite possibly could have killed that four year old boy with your hotwheels, Keith.
To make matters worse, your boast about beating the kid's family out of $125 by halving their compensation didn't help your image at all did it. That was dumb.
I hope by now that you can see your desparately unpopular profile faces further serious decline as a result..

There may be a way out. . . a redemption of sorts. . . . . at least to some degree. And since you're a man of shrewd commercial instincts I thought I'd have a go at running this by you.

I'm thinking charity event.
That's it.
Think about it.
If you were to accept Ms. Carrie's challenge I would be willing to scout suitable venues in Pataya where this Summers vs. Carrie grudge match could be staged.
We're not talkin' peanuts here. I'm thinkin' a thousand baht per ticket? And it's for a good cause.

What's in it for you? Well, let's be honest Keith, you could use some redemptive currency at this stage could you not?
Redemption you say? How and by what means?

The proceeds of the fight would be directed towards a defence fund for this poor young man from Bangladesh whom I'm sure you know by now was railroaded in horrific circumstances and stands to spend time in prison for a serious crime he did not commit.

I figure we could draw at least 250 spectators and, well, you do the math. That kind of money might even buy Miss Air's virginity back if you know what I mean.

Your thoughts?

Prufrock

Carrie is a fat bitch says:

Carrie, believe me, I AM NOT Summers. I don't even like Summers. I am just somebody that can't stand fat, loudmouth, bull-dike, man-hating bitches like yourself. Get fucked, you dirty crackwhore. Take your meaningless challenge somewhere else. Actually, now that I think about it, it would be wonderful to see Summers knock your fat ass out.

Is that the attitude you take with you to Thailand? Tourists like you have no place in LOS. Why don't you go stuff your foulmouth with that nasty douchbag that you used to clean your wrinkled pussy with last night? Stay out of Thailand! Why do man-hating women like you even go to LOS?

Carrie says:

Hahahaha, this I love. You are not intelligent enough to counter my arguments in a mature, sensible way. You resort to foul mouthed, immature, misogynistic, sexist diatribes while wanking off your miniscule little penis furiously muttering to yourself in impotent anger. Hey, what is the problem Keithy boy? You are angry with me, I am giving you the opportunity to get even. C'mon, let's rumble in the jungle Keithy boy. Or......are you a scaredy little mummy's boy?? "Boooohooooo a woman is twheatning me, I am wetting my skid marked underwear, boooohooooooo"
You little fucking pussy Summers, c'mon you fucking bitch, name the time, date and place, between Jan 15 and Jan 31, in a place where the farang community can watch. This is a chance to redeem yourself Summers, by turning up to get your gay ass kicked by a woman you may even gain brownie points just for turning up. Who knows? Whaaaaaaaaa, little gay, child molesting Keithy boy is scared of getting a pasting by a farang female whhaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Carrie is a fat bitch says:

Carrie, now I'm issuing you a challenge... It is for you, to let me fuck you up the ass for one night. Any day, any place, any time. You name it. Only condition is that I don't actually have to look at your face. Tickets are free for all who wish to view.

Are you woman enough to let a real man sodomize your nasty ass? I'll make sure that you wont be able to sit, let alone take a shit for week after. Come on, nothing beats a good old hate-fucking. You might even enjoy it, considering that no man has probably even touched you in years (can you really blame them though?).

But all joking aside, Carrie, you seem like common western female trash. Why would you put so many good men in LOS at risk, of going temporaraly blind, by looking at you?(One can only assume that you're a seriously hiddeous creature) Men come to Thailand to get away from women like you. Do us all a favor and stay home PLEASE!!!

Common Sense says:

I'll wager my life on Carrie in a bout vs Galt and Prufrock. The French/Canadian/Belgian ninja can even referee.

John Galt is a fucking wanker says:

Keith Summers/ Not-Stick is a fucking toolbox. Wont someone please kill this paedophile already?

the world is a bad enough place as it is without another sexual predator running rampant on children in LOS.

Carrie says:

So, that is your response Summers? You respond to an invitation to a fight by offering to fuck me up the ass? What a fucking wanking retard! Incidentally when I'm beating the fucking snot out of you you really will be begging for a fuck when you take a look at me. You will be begging me to put on a strap on dildo and fuck your gay ass. No fucking chance, I'm going to be having too much fun kicking the living shit out of you. So, again Summers, time and place? Remember the whole farang community is reading this, so wipe the snot from your nose, dry your eyes and think carefully about your response.

Prufrock says:

Yo, Common. Step off a bit, would you? We're trying to get this thing in gear and time is of the essence.

Carrie? Last two weeks in January?
Any problem with the charity aspect?

Prufrock

Carrie is a fat bitch says:

Carrie, I already told you, I'M NOT KEITH SUMMERS. Fuck Keith Summers. I could give a shit less about that dude. I'm just a guy that really would like to give your crap-hatch a good pounding.

Come on, it will be fun... well sort of. I'll get you all fucked up on liquor, ya-ba, and even some poppers. When you're almost comatose, I'll bend you over and just fuck the living shit(no pun intended)out of you. Mabey I'll even grease up your dirty pooper really well, so I can insert a fist or two in. I'd really love to see your anus stretched as wide open as possible.

So why not? Are you up for the challenge you dirty skank? I'm sure you haven't had a man touch in any sort of way in ages. It'll be just like the days when you used to sell your ass on the street corners. I won't pay you, but I will cover your doctors bill, when you end up having to carry around and shit through a colostomy bag afterwards.

Carrie, my dear, you are a sorry excuse for a female. You're getting ready for a trip to Thailand, and the only thing you can think of is getting in a fight with some guy you don't even know anything about, exept for the fact that he runs some shitty website. Mabey the Thai Govt. is right about wanting quality tourists. Because if the highest thing on your priority list, while in such a wonderful country, is to get in a fight, you shouldn't be allowed there. I'd love to see your nasty ass being carted off to a Thai prison hellhole, because you hit some dude over a stupid internet squabble. You are a real class-act sweetheart.....

Common Sense says:

We'll I was never a Stickman reader, and was mind nummbingly bored the one time I did look at his site. I think this would be a better match-up. It would probably even you and Galt's odds of success just a teesy-weensy bit too. Start practicing that keylock Pruffy.

Pillow Angel says:

Not like I care that much, but my money's on Common Sense being "Carrie is a fat bitch". Same elegant syntax, same compassionate and enlightened tone, same love of and empathy for women.

Common Sense says:

Don't quit your day job Pillow Angel. I know David has the ability to determine the IP addresses of posters and could expose me as a fake if I did this. Besides that, I am not a bitter divorce with an axe to grind against farang women. I do prefer Asians, but generally, my cock is equal opportunity for all women. I'll be in the states soon and plan on shagging a few Latinas to start of with and who knows; I might even go for some white meat. HARRRRRRRR

Prufrock says:

Common Sense: The turd that won't flush.
Apologies to all for encouraging this level of complete stupidity.

Had a great time in the Pong this evening.

Prufrock

Carrie is a fat bitch says:

So that's your response Carrie? Nothing huh? Aww, what's wrong you fat fucking filthy cow? Not woman enough to get your dirty crapper destroyed for a night?

I guess I'm a bit surprised, considering I'm the only man to offer you any sort of affection in years. I challenge you to take the hardest anal pounding you've ever had, and you don't even respond. I'll give you another day to think it over.

Come on, it's gotta be better than your last encounter with a man. Remember when you were a homeless junkie prostitute, giving men rimjobs at a bus stop, for a whopping $10 a pop? You dirty fucking skank.

So how does it feel to have someone you don't know, challenge you on the internet? You type so tough too. You truely are a fine representation of all western women. So now, in your own words.... "Remember the whole farang community is reading this, so wipe the snot from your nose, dry your eyes and think carefully about your response".

Carrie says:

Hahahahaha fucking hahahhahha, I'm laughing so much at how Summers is humiliating himself. Not only that,look at how he is being humiliated by others. See Readers submissions on Stickmanbangkok; BKKSW's latest submission, fucking priceless. I pissed my fuckin' sexy, black, lacy, and now wet nickers laughing over that one. Whooo Hoooo Keithy boy, the laughing stock of the farang community. Bet your hiding away in your little shack up north, not daring to come down to BKK or Patts eh Keithy boy? Hmmmmmm, still no time or place offered. I wonder why? Snigger....the best he can do is quote my own words back at me. Wham bam thank you Mam, and little Keithy boy is out for the count, his y-fronts wrapped around his ankles as he lies sobbing facedown in the dirt, his flaccid little laddyboy penis limp and emasculated. How does this feel Keithy boy, to know that every farang in Thailand and beyond is laughing at your total fucking utter humiliation? Huh? Oopps better run back to mummy in the USA, you know you are finished in LOS, yeah little man you know it. Piss in a man's rice bowl and not expect to feel the heat? I do not think so! Party time is just starting Whoooooooooo Hoooooooo. Fasten your seatbelts folks, this is going to be a fucking tumultuos (no, I don't know how the fuck to spell that) ride. Crash helmets on, shades lowered, boots, kneepads, ignition, check.... motors fucking warp speed, let the 'fuck Keithy boy party begin...... Whoooooooooo fuckin' woooooo.

Common Sense says:

Purfrock,
You had all sorts of vigor when I wasn't replying. What happened? Did you blow your load in the first round. I'm afraid Carrie might not be so forgiving.

Prufrock says:

Move on, you're being tedious.

Prufrock says:

Carrie wrote: Crash helmets on, shades lowered, boots, kneepads, ignition, check.... motors fucking warp speed, let the 'fuck Keithy boy party begin...... Whoooooooooo fuckin' woooooo.

Wait, wait! The turn signals! The turn signals! Don't forget those nifty after- market turn signals !!

You up for that charity bout? (Cover your airfare, from . . . . ;-?

Carrie is a fat bitch says:

Carrie, just because Summers didn't accept your challenge, doesn't mean that you can't accept mine. I'm sure that you could use a good ass-fucking. I mean, how often does a man offer any type of sex to a 350 pound woman such as yourself?

Come on you toothless piece of street trash. I will pay for the hotel room and everything. I'll even supply the liquor and drugs. It'll be just like the old days, when you were a 15 year junkie slut, giving out blowjobs in the school parking lot, for a dime bag and a 40 ounce of malt liquor.

Make sure you take an enema, to clean out your crusty ass before you show up. I intend to wreck-havoc on that filthy turd-hole of yours. I'll even bring a bucket of bacon fat, to lube up your ragged out sphincter. I'll take great pride in watching your colon fall out of your ass, onto the bed, after I finish double-fisting your dirty dumpster.

Look at the bright side you filthy fucking skank... for the next three months, you will get to carry a hemorroids pillow with you everywhere you go.

Common Sense says:

Just as you tediously mentioned my name in every post for 3 days, exclaiming some great victory? I'm willing to let it go. Are you?

Carrie is a fat bitch says:

Carrie, what's up you fat fucking cunt? I'm a little dissapointed you didn't respond to my challenge yet. Come on, you know a nice, hard poo-packing would do you good. As disgusting of a women as you are, I figured you would enjoy me destroying your shit ring.

Are you nervous because you haven't had a male touch your nasty ass in years? How about this... I'll even let you give me a rimjob, right after I take a dump. I would love to use your tongue as...

-------------

Hi CIAFB

Enough.

I'm stopping you there because I'm trying to block out a disturbing mental image about what you're doing with your other hand.

Regards
David

Pants Elk says:

CIAFB has both flippers free, thanks to that rubbertopped stick attached to his forehead.

Carrie is a fat bitch says:

Sorry David. I guess I MAY have gotten little carried away. I'm just trying to make a point, to that foul-mouthed cow of woman, Carrie. I have no tolerance for women like her, and I figured I would try and shut her up for good. I esp. have no tolerance for people that go around boasting about how tough they are while hiding behing a moniter and a keyboard.... Even if she was issuing a fight challenge to that tool Keith Summers. I just simply issued her a challenge of my own. She never responded either. Guess she wasn't as tough as she wanted us to believe.

Road Natzi says:

Carrie,

The best thing about an ungly overweight, trailer trash whore such as yourself is that when you croak, you leave enough room, in the room for another 15 people to gather.

Your ugly aids infested pussy smells like the bangkok fish market and has enough cheese comming out of it to supply half of europe with dirty smelly rotten blue vein cheese for the new year.

Carrie, remember the days when you were literally fucked by dozens of guys every night when you were repeadily kicked in the head and ur cunt. Of course, the intended target was always your head, but since you've got such a cunt of a face its easy to confuse the two.

Carry, the last thing Thailand needs is another man hateing, hairy armpitted whore like you, haunting its streets. Its moles like you that deserve to be pack raped by a gang of HIV positive pigmis with 22 inch cocks. Of course after hours of gruling foul sex with you where the little fuckers ride you like the camel that you are, they celebrate by cutting ur throat and mounting your head at the entrance to the bangkok sewer works.

Carrie, stay the fuck out of thailand whore and make sure you never set foot in Australia, you a dumb dumster slut who gargels cum from the cocks of 1000 inmates then farts the stench of a hairy arsed std ridden VAGINA!!

Carrie, a quick survey of the worlds male population revealed that 99% of men reakon ur not worth pissing on.....I disagree, I could think of nothing more satisfying that pissing in your mouth and shitting on the top of your ugly head !!! Just fuck off bitch and go back to your lesbian blog, where you can put shit on men all you like.

Carrie, its fucked up dumster sluts like you that make men turn gay and suck on each others cocks......DIE BITCH DIE !!

Ohh one last thing, apparently last time you went international flight you sat on the aircraft seat and the entire 747 disappeared up you anal canal. Thai airways have requested that you return to boeing as a matter of urgency and to release all the prisoners you keep inside that mamoth sized gaping aids ridden pussy of yours.

Carrie, if you wonder why your daily fisting hurts so much, its probably got to do with all that minged and shit dagged hair you grow around your holes. Set fire to it bitch, not even the perverts that interact with you sexually deserve to be caught up in that tangled dirty smelly fucking minge.

i think that just about covers what i wanted to say to you, for this minute.

Pants Elk says:

Well, that was nice.

smiler says:

Come on Road, stop beating about the bush and say it like it is. Incidentally you would not hear me talk about my mother like that. If of course I knew who she was.

Carrie is a fat bitch says:

Road Natzi:
Thanks for supporting the cause, to rid us of another worthless, loudmouth, man-hating, western bitch. Looks like Carrie got the message. Where you at these days, you filthy fucking skank?("hey look at me.. I'm a fat, dirty, disgusting bull-dike, and I like to talk about how tough I am, while hiding behind my keyboard. Death to all men... Grrrrrrr")

Pants Elk:
Yeah... um, you need to just go somewhere. If you could get on that right away, that would be great... thanks.

Common Sense says:

Carrie is a fat bitch,
While I agree Carrie is probably a fat fuckin bull dike cunt, she has displayed more BALLS than most male posters. She at least offered to meet up with Summers in person, in front of the entire farang community and kick his ass. Most others only offered to hire scooter hitmen or turn him in to Thai tax authorities.

None of which has happened.

I fully believe she is sincere in her offer to fight him in front of all the farang communitity, which gives her more fuckin manhood than damn near all the rest combined. Why don't you take her up on the chanllenge for the fight in front of everyone if your so fuckin confident? Do you lack the manhood just like the rest of the bunch.

FUCK STICKMAN AND GALT!!!!!

Little Bitches

Carrie is a fat bitch says:

Common Sense:
Do you honestly believe that either Carrie or Summers would have really showed up if he had accepted her challenge? Come on, it's just a bunch of tough internet talk. Look at all the people that threatened Summers just a couple of months back. Those were, what appeared to be some really "sincere" threats, and nothing happpened.

Also for Carrie, what I can't understand, is that the highest thing on her priority list, while in such a beautiful country is to get in a fight. I mean come on woman... get a life.

And no, I wont accept a challenge to fight a chick... even if she is the size of a Wooly Mamouth. I did offer to fuck her up the ass though. I figured if nothing else, that would really take some balls.

Carrie says:

So let me see if I have got this straight CIAFB (the originality of your chosen name is underwhelming). You believe I am a 350 pound toothless piece of druggie street trash with a crusty ass and yet, you STILL want to get your rocks off giving me a good fisting? wtf? I guess if you are that desperate in Thailand you must have real problems most people could only imagine in their worst nightmares. I bet even the homeless, 60 year old ex BG's on Beach Road refuse your money you demented shit fucker. Anyway enough of the small talk. Business: I decline your mastubatory fantasies but if you are not Keithy boy you will be a good substitute to pound the snot out of so let's get it on big man. My wheels touch down in BKK in a little over 24 hours. You can leave a message for me at the Amari Boulevard, 2 Soi 5, Sukhumvit Rd where I will be staying. You have my first name, my arrival date and my hotel. You're a genius, you can take it from there. Ground rule: No suprise ambush. We do this by the board. You contact me to arrange a time and a place for a fight. We publicize it on this site and others so MS readers and other farangs can come along for the entertainment. You asked why I would want to fight someone on my vacation? BECAUSE it is my vacation and I like to have fun. I am a buttoned up antitrust lawyer for most of the year. Vacation time I like to let my hair down and pounding the shit out of you will be a great relaxer. Oh, and one last thing: please bring along your shrieking little goblin girlfriend, Toad Nutless. Once I have finished with you I will break his fingers one by one so that we will not have to read his puerile shit on here for quite a few months. Call it my belated christmas gift to the good readers of Mango Sauce.
See you very soon, 'boyz',

Big Kisses,

Carrie is a fa bitch says:

Carrie:
so does this mean we're gonna fuck? Sorry sweetheart, I'm gonna have to decline your offer to fight. I can't bring myself to hit a female(even if you are a 7 ft. hairy ape with a bionic jaw). So how about some funky butt-loving woman? Make love, not war. See you soon....

Road Natzi says:

Carrie,

We heard that your Cargo Plane, that you loaded ur fat arse onto, had to make an extra pitstop for fuel on the way to BKK. Apparently, with the excess weight you have layered on for the last few months/years has caught the 'Elephant Carriers Airline' by surprise.

In anysuch case, everyone should know when you touch down and exit the new Bangkok Airport doors, because you will be the big ugly hairy bitch caught in the rotating doors.

Of course, anyone that is planning to fuck or fist ur ugly arse will need a decent sized crow bar and a couple of mates to wedge your arsecheeks open. From there they will have to cut thru the smelly dags of shit to find that puckering muck hole....HELL THEY ARE ALOT BRAVER THAN ME.

Of course for the 'fight', unfortunately I won't be in BKK and will miss this entertainment, but can assure you, you will probably end up with another TUK TUK jammed up ur arse, remember how much money you had to pay to the family of the last driver that died near ur cheese infested fish market....yeah that critter between ur legs. GET OUT OF THAILAND BITCH and get back to your womens liberation army of UGLY LAWYERS and protest about womens right to having underarm hair or something like that.

ROADSTER HATES ALL BITCHES LIKE YOU....Thai sheilas are honeys.

Common Sense says:

CIAFB pussed out. What a let down.

Then the intellectual chimes in with his schoolyard banter. Same-Same. Not even different.

Carrie is a fat bitch says:

Common Sense:
How exactly did I puss out? If you remember correctly, she challenged Summers... NOT ME. She declined my challenge, but you didn't mention that she pussed out as well. I may be a crazy, sick fuck and all, but I would never go so low as to fight a woman. I'm sure YOU wouldn't either.

Carrie:
All bullshit aside... why would you let people know where you are staying, via the internet? I mean use your brain a little bit. There are some real wierdos out there. You know damn well that there isn't going to be (and never was going to be) any fight. Don't be so stupid. Relax, breath, and try to enjoy your vacation, for crying out loud. WOW... you are one angry woman with some serious issues.

Common Sense says:

I'm sure you two can work out an arrangement of some violent anal sex while mixing in some wrestling moves to appease both sides demands. Then you both manned up to the challenge. She let you know where she was staying for a reason. ;)

Roadster says:

CIAFB,

Don't worry about 'Common', don't expect him to understand you. Of course he would fight a woman, might give him a chance of winning one.

As for Carrie, shes use to fighting. She has to fight her way into her clothes, into tight spaces and fight to find a mirror that won't crack when she scares....I mean looks into it.

Carrie, I checked with your hotel you fucking liar and clearly you don't exist at that hotel. I spoke with reception in thai, described you and both Lek and Sompong there were pissing themselfs laughing when I described you. Apparently they don't have a foyer yet alone a room that will accomodate you. Get a life you stupid bitch and fuck off to your homeland, get out of THE LAND OF VERTICAL SMILES!

K says:

WTF?!?!

"Accused of public lewdness by the Thai Culture Ministry, the activities of sexy event models - known as "pretties" - will soon be strictly regulated."

I think it shouldn't be regulated because with the sex bars,etc...an the government is regulating half naked girls? The thai government should looking more in building a stable government.

pabux says:

david, could you post more of the hot chick pic?