July 12 2005

Tila Nguyen: Nude model & musician (allegedly)

Violent Vietnamese vixen, Tila Nguyen, has posed nude in Playboy not once but six times. No other Asian babe makes the pages stick together quite like her but Tila hasn't always been the sultry queen of one-handed eastern glamour.

The tattooed ex-con suffered a deprived childhood in Houston, Texas and she's been jailed twice already. Tila's record of violence began at school when a couple of teachers "pissed her off" and she responded by "punching their lights out."

Happily for her admirers, six months in a "school for bad kids" failed to instill in Tila a proper sense of right and wrong and she subsequently dropped out to begin a life of partying, drug-taking and promiscuity in New York City. How she supported herself during this time is unknown but she doesn't look like the type to join the "enthusiastic team" at Starbucks.

She says "I grew up in an environment with a lot of drugs and shootings going on... lots of friends dying and sad stuff such as that. Nobody said it would be easy but there is a way out. You can start a new life for yourself... like me!" Unless you're old, fat, plain or reluctant to get your tits out for the lads, that is.

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These days, however, she's become a bit sniffy about flashing her minge and prefers to front her own rock band. As well as providing the vocals, she claims to be able to play lead guitar, bass guitar and keyboards too but no one has actually witnessed her in action.

She explains "I don't usually play while performing in my band because I love to move around and dance." Anyone daft enough to question this explanation can expect to have his skull crushed with a claw-hammer.

If I ever get thrown in jail, the feisty Tila Nguyen would make a charming cellmate - so long as the authorities confiscate her guitar and let me keep a pepper spray under my pillow.

[Posted to Asian Babes by David]

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Readers' comments

Check Six says:

She seems so... Farang.

September 11, 2004 4:04 PM

Bob040571 says:

You what??!! Take a closer look!! I think a trip down the opticians might be in order for you mate... Definitely an ASIAN babe. But either way, it doesn't matter, I'd give'er one.

September 11, 2004 4:36 PM

stu_$ says:

wahey...she is pretty sharp !
alas, i dont go in for the bottle hair do's
i think its a shame these ladies douse themselves in ammonia to get farang colours going on in their hair .
although, if you're not so fussy as i there is some good news.
on her site http://www.tilashotspot.com/tila.html
her quote of the moment is "who will my future husband be ?
so get cracking chaps...
chok dee kup

September 11, 2004 8:23 PM

shuggie says:

her blog is a hoot - http://www.myspace.com/tilatequila

September 11, 2004 10:38 PM

caliduuude says:

she was a lot better looking when i went out with her!

September 12, 2004 9:30 AM

Check Six says:

I really should have done a better job of explaining why she seemed Farang to me. Oh to be sure, she is physically attractive. But she's hardly demure, respectful, and possessive of the quiet allure I find so intriguing in (non-BG) Thai women. In fact, I find her physical qualities the only redeeming thing I've seen of her yet. She seems bold, brassy, loud, ugly in manner.... essentially Farang. Am I wrong in this observation?

September 12, 2004 12:15 PM

shuggie says:

If you believe that races have essential properties amd you can judge someone without meeting them, then no.

September 12, 2004 4:15 PM

mark says:

meh u guys dont know her..... listen to her and u might find out somethin! ya shes hot and yea ok shes done and does nudes.... but let the girl live her life... shes sweet and yes her past may make u think watever but ppl change...
your call but i think shes great as a person

May 2, 2006 1:58 AM

shirotsume says:

Posted by caliduuude | September 12, 2004 09:30 AM "She seems bold, brassy, loud, ugly in manner...."

yeah, it seems she rocks !

May 27, 2006 10:37 AM