April 20 2007

Miss Thailand Universe & my glass-top coffee table

aimee

Aimee Morakot walked away with the 2004 Miss Thailand Universe title but her huge floral underpants failed to impress judges at the international final.

Many commentators wrote her off as a pale-faced goody-goody but the resourceful Khun Aimee has confounded her critics with a sexy return to form. A sizzling photo-spread in FHM Magazine has now won her the coveted title of "29th sexiest woman in the world."

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Continuing our Asian babe retrospective, Peter from Germany is keen to catch up with the infamous Korat 'Gote' Girl. Readers may remember that, back in May 2004, she made this remarkable offer to Korat-based Mango Saucers.

i will do everything, even with dog or gote if you want ... maybe i can shit on tabel for you??

Before I introduce Peter, I should explain that my inbox is like sugar to every flavour of nutter and my email address is deliberately hidden at the foot of the page. For lunatics, the need to scroll-down is an impossible mountain to climb.

When I redesigned the site this week, I foolishly relocated it to a prominent position near the header and the result was all too predictable.

When he stumbled upon the Korat 'Gote' Girl article, potty Peter mistakenly thought that my email address was hers and he made me this unusual offer.

can i see you in korat.i am german and living in korat.i want to meet a nice girl with open mind,making things like pissing and kissing all over the body.
best regards
peter

I've always considered myself to be an open-minded person but I have to draw the line at trudging all the way to Korat only to get slobbered over by an incontinent cretin.

I can confirm that I've got a glass-top coffee table in my living room, Peter, but you won't like what's on it. A UBC remote and a copy of today's Bangkok Post may fall someway short of the steaming turd you were hoping for.

[Posted to Asian Babes by David]

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Readers' comments

Ernesto Ortega says:

SHE HAS NICE BOOBIES - MUCH BIGGER THAN AVERAGE THAI GIRLS. I WOULD LOVE TO MEET HER AND SQUEEZE THAT PAIR TILL HER FLORAL UNDERPANTS SHRINK OUT OF SIGHT.

EO

April 20, 2007 4:27 PM

Saeb says:

I always thought the comments that followed the famous 'gote' quote were priceless.
Should be in some hall of fame.........
'Here's gote-ing you babe'.

April 20, 2007 4:28 PM

SS378OO8 says:

Heir David,
Bitte vorward zis mail to mein heir Peter.
I am e Korat Thai Layyydie looking for dit goot Gremen man from Gremeny.
Ich muchta do a jobbie on café teblelvor Peter wit or witout UBC vibrator.
Logs of love,
SS

April 20, 2007 4:31 PM

Telemachus says:

With regards to the layout. It seems a bit more newspaper-esque, may be it's the heading font. Anyway I think the previous format was more... fun. Just some honest constructive critism, no I am not Keith Summers.

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Hi Telemachus

I take your point. Minimalism never goes out of style but the provision of a waving cat should never be overlooked.

He'll be back once I've finished rearranging the furniture.

Regards
David

April 20, 2007 5:33 PM

jollyboy says:

If its dog's and Goats you want come to the U.K., our pubs, bars , offices etc are full of them.They call them selves english women but trust me you wont be able to tell the difference.

April 20, 2007 6:28 PM

fenetick says:

bring back the waving cat mate, this site is gay without it.

ciao.

April 20, 2007 11:27 PM

dingdongrb says:

Another lame post by the God.... David...

April 21, 2007 12:11 AM

broadbandbully says:

Steaming turd - Bangkok Post

Same Same

April 21, 2007 12:36 AM

Andy says:

Herr David,

Careful who you attract to the site with threads that might bait those Teutonic perverts.

What starts innocuously enough as a sincere offer to poop on your chest might take a turn for the worse if your new pal chops off your dick and flash-fries it in front of you. Then proceeds to eat you in not a nice way.

There are some real nutters out there, m8. Lets be careful, shall we? ;-)

April 21, 2007 6:13 AM

Grunt says:

WTF? No full length picture of her?

David = jackass

April 21, 2007 10:30 AM

Not That Peter from Korat says:

...shit,my heart beat stopped for a second. I only THOUGHT about getting in touch with miss gote,i dont recall ever sending out any e-mails,gotta lay off the lao kao every other day,I reckon. On the other hand I sincerely hope its a case of mistaken identity as his e-mail is the equivalent of English language anal rape...
David,I hope you made this one up, otherwise to all contributors: Please consider this dude a sick human not a sick German,otherwise I might have to pack my bags sooner than anticipated, goddamn whats the matter with these people?

April 21, 2007 5:13 PM

au revoir says:

David,
As more and more posters leave this site because you have allowed the disgusting worm who calls himself the KAS MAN to dominate it under exponential disguises like a chameleon, just remember I told you so.
Pretty soon about the only ones left will be you defending yourself against the Summers flavour-of-the-day and Prufrock and a few other of your faithfuls. Count me out.
Weirdly enough the slack-jawed, spineless wimp has achieved his goal of severely trashing your house.

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Hi au revoir

I agree that things have deteriorated this last week but I'm fairly sure that this is connected to Keith Summers' decision to wind-down his website.

His spontaneous online combustion was inevitable but I'm sure the acrid smoke will clear soon.

Regards
David

April 21, 2007 5:14 PM

Grunt says:

What a buffoon you are David, blaming anyone other then yourself for the decline of this webpage.

The more you and Stickman try to straw-man Galt, the more childish you all look.

April 22, 2007 2:14 AM

Not Keith Summers says:

I am not Keith Summers.

She would be better looking if she did not try to look like a farang woman.

April 22, 2007 6:30 AM

Keith Summer says:

I the Kasman has pawn David. This site is so lame now.

April 22, 2007 12:26 PM

kingwilly says:

i always suspected that the gote girl offense was a dig at stickman since his hiso wife is from korat....

perhaps i'm wrong

and no i aint kieth summers either

April 23, 2007 4:03 AM

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