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May 31 2004

Miss Thailand: Morakot Aimee Kittisara

Miss Thailand: Morakot Aimee Kittisara

When I accused Miss Thailand Universe, Morakot Aimee Kittisara, of looking like my Welsh auntie (See Miss Thailand Universe outslutted by Miss Venezuela), her mate Angel rattled my cage with this stinging rebuke.

As a friend of Aimee (Miss Thailand) ever since we were like 5, I can guarantee that the picture is not one of her best pictures and she looks amazing in other pics. And she has lived in the UK all her life, does it matter what colour her skin is? It's flawless - Angel.

It seems that Angel was right. My follow-up investigation reveals that 20 year-old Aimee - currently studying law at Brunel University in England - is, in fact, as fit as a butcher's dog and here she is outshining her regional rivals ahead of the 2004 Miss Universe Pageant in Quito, Ecuador.

Miss Thailand: Morakot Aimee Kittisara

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The competition starts tomorrow but I do hope that Angel can have a word in Aimee's ear first. Those huge floral underpants aren't doing her any favours. The judges might think that she's trying to hide stretch-marks. Tell her to get them downsized. The risk of a stray spider's leg popping out is a small price to pay for winning Miss Universe 2004.

Political correctness might prevent the pageant being televised throughout much of Farangland but I will certainly be pulling for Aimee when I watch it here on UBC.

[Posted to Asian Babes by David]

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Readers' comments

Toby says:

that's a great pic. miss' korea, phillipines, and thailand in one pic. i banged chicks from each of those countries.
you know what i realized? the military is the greatest fun a young kid could ever have.

smee says:

excuse my stupidity but if you have lived in the UK all your life how do you get to represent thailand in the miss world contest....or in any beauty contest?

Ari says:

Pardon my ignorance, but I thought Miss Universe was all about how well you answer the questions rather than how you look in a string bikini. I think you lot have thoroughly missed the point.

TANAI KWAI says:

Ari, you are entirely correct.

As a matter of fact, last year's winner, Miss Estonia, was a disembodied brain pickled in a jar. Not much to look at but very bright.

(...)

Henry says:

Miss Thailand might be a nice - and even intelligent girl. But she still has the face of a ladyboy if you ask me. Sorry.

farangutan says:

news just in - Miss Australia has won. Pity I'm leaving for thailand next week, otherwise I'd giver her a congratulatory rogering.

JR says:

to Henry, I guess the lady boys youve had were mighty convincing...;P

Dana says:

I must say that I agree with the lady boy remark. When the picture first flashed on my screen my instantaneous reaction was, "Well, I know what your brother looks like!" Considering the astonishing and jawdropping and stunning and stupifying examples of Thai femininity that I am treated to everyday in Thailand she just is not a good example of Thailand. Standing on any overpass on lower Sukhimvit during rush hour I could find something better than her in 2 minutes.

Porkswordsman says:

YES, I agree too. Why do Thai beauty pageant judges ignore the georgous naturalness of the dark-skinned sloe-eyed round-faced spunk-tresses that can be found 18 per 100 sq metres on any Bangkok footpath in favour of these lantern-jawed cream-skinned underfed Californian-looking horrors that always seem to win such contests ?

BillyBob says:

I agree with the ladyboy comments. Looks like she could have stepped out of Queen Castle II to help tout in a few bung hole bashers. That sort of angular jaw looks right at home with an Adam's apple. Do they require chromosomal sex determinations for these contests? I think they now do it for woman's tennis after the Renee Richards incident. Let's check her finger length while were at it. That being said, my guess is that she is a she. But she does have that feminine look that the katoeys gobble tons of hormones to achieve. Not quite the natural Thai beauty favored by this web site's stalkers but still a stunner. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. In fact I volunteer to check her plumbing if you can get me a date with her David. I think I have the right tool for that job.

Moby says:

In that picture Ms Philippine looks Filipino, Ms. Korea looks Korean and Ms. Thailand looks farang. That really speaks a lot about the prejudiced perception of Thais.

Mad Frankie says:

agree %100 she looks wierd.. I would much rather stick one in the other 2

waxhead says:

That you blokes think she looks like a farang says quite a bit about the Thai people you hang out with.

She looks like a bit of a hag, but I'd still sleep with her.

Waxhead, the scourge of you sods.

Jules says:

If she has lived all her life in UK I am surprised:

1. That she is so thin
2. That she can pass for a ladyboy of KCII grade(most UK women can only pass for a low grade TV truck driver)

Shame she didn't win. We could have had fun watching her attempt to fit in as a Thai ambassador even though her Thainess is in question ala Tiger Woods etc.

Tracy Emin says:

She's stunning.

Welcome to feel the blunt end of my strap-on any day.

ThaiTiger says:

Some of the comments made here shows the general quality of the filthiest farangs/scums of the earth that usually congregate in Patpong, Pattaya and Phuket in Thailand- who stupidly mistaken "ladyboys" that they have sex with for Thai women and real Thai women as ladyboys.

Thais are actually very multi-ethnic...Chinese, Khmer (Cambodian), Vietnamese, Burmese- who are all Thais by nationality, and ofcourse, every region create girls with distinct features- North, central, south. What gives u the idea that Aimee does not look Thais? Perhaps maybe because most of the bar girls that serviced u are from the poor Isaan region and u've probably mistaken that all Thai girls look like that. Don't get me wrong, I think that the dark-skined Thais are absolutely stunning. Take Miss Thailand Universe 2001 "Auan" for example.

Get the facts straight, people!

Jonny says:

Yes, Ms "Aimee" doesn't look very thai at all. She's also going to the university of bumblefuck and that says a lot. Seems like a pretty typical asian. Guess she would look more thai, if, liker Tiger Woods, she too had a bar girl for a mother.

NAT says:

I Can't beleive you people are saying this, Aimee tried so hard, and she got what she wanted, she won the contest. I have known Aimee since i was about 7 now i am 14, her younger sister named Kat, i am good friends with her. when you people say like this, i feel so bad for her, she is thai if you don't beleive it then what do you think "Morakot" comes from? it definetly doesn't come from england. i think she is pretty, and even though she lives in england, the reason why she isn't fat is because she cares about her body and eats the right things, not just all junk food. if she read this, she would be crying. she spent nearly a year preparing for this contest, she even had to loose weight. i think you should think about what you say befor you say it.

Thai people says:

Yes, I do agree with you lot. Miss. Thailand is doesn't look anything like thai at all. As a thai myself, I have to tell all of you that wondered (How come farang looking girl represent for Thailand. Currently, Thailand lost themself respect.
It became more and more eachday, We hate ourself and We wanna be like the western countries. We try to look like them, wear what the western wear, have what the western have and forget all about what we were which made thailand a beautiful country fully of lovely people that love in their own culture.

Nowaday, thai people are loves mix looking people and their think the thai looks aren't that much attractive.

The only thing that still remain Thiland as Thai as used to be is We have got the wonderful King and The Royal family the centre of thai and make me proud the say " I am Thai".

Jay Dee says:

It's not the first time this happened : Miss Thailand / Miss Universe was a farang lady a few years ago, BUT was Thai nationality. She was saying she felt deeply "a Thai" in her heart... But many Thai said she was not real "Thai"...
Racist people ? ?
Jay Dee

daniel says:

good god what is going on, that is miss thailand well i never, in that case im going to enter my girlfriend i think she has a better chance.

Andy says:

Can I enter your girlfriend instead, daniel? ;-)

Kitten says:

Hey Jay Dee, I've noticed when a lot of farang blokes speak of their lovely Thai girlfriends/wives they are in fact 99% of the time, well nicely put, mingers.

So do please show us a photo of your girlfriend and let us be the judge!

In Aimee's defence, she is a lovely girl. Not a fan of the bikini though. Miss Philippines looks meeeean.

Johnny says:

Well I think she looks lovely.
Although it does seem odd to enter someone that has lived overseas all her life, I guess she is still proud to represent Thailand and Thailand is proud of her.

Miss Australia Jennifer Hawkins from that year was a particularly good candidate and she is doing well in TV now.

Good luck to these women that get out there and try to make something good of their lives. Maybe if the other prettier girls weren't so lazy, then they could one day enter the contest too.

I thought Miss Japan should have won this years event, she had a very big X factor from what I saw of her. The girl from South America that won it had a lovely voice and nice bum, but she did appear to have had alot of plastic surgery on her face.

Maybe next year Donald will be twitching in his monkey suit when he sees the new candidates.

daniel says:

yes KITTEN where can i send the picture to.........you will see what i mean.

ANDY im going to see if i can see about entering her for as many contests as i can.

BOY! this is going to be fun!

ps. iove realised why thailand is called the land of smiles...... most farangs i see always seem to have these happy grins on thier faces.

i wonder why!

Kitten says:

Upload it somewhere daniel!

mr horny says:

bloody hot!

win says:

i think she looks great. obviosusly she has the brains, otherwise she wouldn't be standing where she is now. All u guys that think ur girlfriends r good enough, try entering then.im sure half wouldn't even pass the regional contest,let alone go miss universe. have they got what it takes?

Wickerman says:

Looking at that trio of Asian lovelies above, I am reminded of the old potato chip comercial that was so popular in the U.S. a few years ago.
The catch phrase was:
"Bet you can't eat just one"

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