July 5 2006

Lily Thai: Pierced Asian porn star

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Energetic Asian-American pornstar Lily Thai, 24, is hooked on unusual piercings.

It goes without saying that the horny Hawaiian has had her nips, tongue and minge done but, just above the gum-line, she also sports a bizarre oral piercing known as a frenulum. I don't know what it's for but I'd certainly like her to show me.

I once thought that Lily Thai and Lucy Thai were sisters but they're not. Part of me was disappointed but at least I'm now free to imagine them performing together without having to fret about the incest aspect.

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The chameleon-like Lily Thai has starred in both Asian and Latino-themed flicks (such as Asian Cheerleader Cavity Search 3 and Chica Boom 26 Kick Ass Facial) but she's actually of Filipino, Italian and Hawaiian descent. A former stripper, she was raised in Austin, Texas.

When she's not busy having wild on-screen sex, Lily is said to enjoy snowboarding, kayaking, and building performance cars.

Once she's sorted you out in the bedroom, she'll fix your dodgy cylinder head and throw in an oil-change. It's no wonder then that some jammy bugger has already proposed to her and, as a result, she's retired from the porn biz.

To reclaim her crown, Lily Thai will have to reverse this daft decision.

Using all the sleazy charm I can muster, I propose to create a rift between the Filipino fun-bunny and her new lover - although I'd concede that my recent track-record has been a bit patchy.

I've already profiled dozens of sexy Asian babes but, instead of receiving flirtatious emails from them, I always seem to get their bloody boyfriends pitching in to "set the record straight" or correct my spelling.

Readers might recall one of Lucy Thai's regular clients giving me a stern ticking-off for mentioning her "slack-jawed expression."

I happen to know Luci Thai (it's Luci with an 'I' by the way). She happens to be one of the sweetest girls I've ever met. She is part Thai, part Cambodian - and I think her "slack-jawed expression" is extremely sexy - Derrick.

Maybe I'll get lucky this time.

Dear Lily

Next time you're in Bangkok, please come over to show me your frenulum. Obviously, your fianc?ï¿½e isn't invited (he can bugger off and visit the floating market or something) but you're more than welcome to bring your slack-jawed former-sister.

[Posted to Asian Babes by David]

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Readers' comments

chris says:

her engagment wont last mark my words,she will soon be back in the porn biz,and if she dosent what bloody films are me and my thai girl gonna get off on,thank u lilly thai for hours of entertainment,she will be like the rolling stones she will be back!

July 5, 2006 6:11 PM

meister says:

I recently got rid of my small collection of porn, some of which contained the lady in question. Regular, furious, solitary masturbation is not healthy!

A mate of mine agreed but couldn't bear to get rid of "his Lilly". My BKK mates are often furious at me overpaying (2K) for a super bendy gogo dancer.

Lilly, if you're reading, ask Mr David for my email and there's a crisp 2K coming your way for a short-time meeting!

July 6, 2006 3:54 AM

tracy emin says:

She's famous for 'squirting', no?

July 6, 2006 4:33 AM

Andy says:

Modern, supposedly hetero "gonzo" porn pisses me off. There is something extremely gay about teams of bodybuilders queueing up to stuff every hole, "throat-fuck" and then jack off over some wannabe starlet.
I also don't know when this "extreme close-up" feature became popular; it seems like the whole camera crew is trying to go "back to the womb" in some fantastic voyage scenario.
Lili is lucky she's managed to retire with all her major organs intact. I think its due to the fact that she used to write "Would the last guy in line stuff my pancreas back in, please?" In lipstick on her arse.

July 6, 2006 8:29 AM

joebagonia says:

Greetings Lily,
Will you continue to strip ever again. Love to see a show.
Yours, Joe

July 6, 2006 12:44 PM

mandingo says:

nyla thai is actually luci thais younger sister. they have done a few scenes together but no incest type stuff. they both got banged by 2 guys in the one i have seen. nishhe

July 8, 2006 1:54 AM

DiDi says:

There are frenula at several points of the body, including several in the mouth, some in the digestive tract, and some connected to the external genitalia.

July 15, 2006 8:16 PM

Paul (the astrologer) says:

You have to understand she had found a rich man to stuff dollar bills in her purse. Just let these people live their own lifes. She made nice movies, but everyone has a concious, and she seems in love with the guy, so much she gave up her carrer.

July 24, 2006 7:55 PM

the yank says:

Yeah she squirts. I have a few videos of her in action. Freaks the male counterparts out though if they don't know. It's funny hahah :D

August 28, 2006 4:30 PM

Andy says:

When did female "squirting" become a desirable sexual attribute then?
The last fucking "sprayer" was sat on my face at the time and gave me no warning whatsoever!
I nearly drowned in a tsunami of prostitute's piss...
I'm not doing that again without a lifeguard.

August 28, 2006 7:40 PM

johnny cutts says:

baby you sure are one cool looking lady sure would like to go treasure hunting for those pierced parts

September 10, 2006 9:14 AM

CRO says:

Lily PLEASE give up of porn industrie and PLEASE go away i come to me .

LILY I LOVU YOU

November 24, 2006 4:46 PM

Petey says:

Best looking girl in porn. Pretty funny to boot.

December 18, 2006 10:14 PM

Pants Elk says:

Anyone fancy coming in with a "funny" reading of "pretty funny to boot"? I'm too tired and/or drunk.

December 19, 2006 4:56 AM

Road Natzi says:

For Lily's 'honeymoon' her husband to be has organised a gangbang with 40 to 50 strangers, just so his new missus doesnt miss the good ole days.

Lily, ur hot honey, but you will always be a SLUT

ROAD NATZI

December 19, 2006 4:42 PM

Devonne says:

lily you are very sexy mahal kita.
you make porn worth watching you naughty girl. good luck with your marriage and god bless.

March 17, 2007 10:40 AM

Mabus Foo says:

Lily is one of my favorite girls. I love her little brown Hawaiian body. I wish she came back to do a shoot with me.
http://mywrongside.com

May 30, 2007 10:29 AM