October 24 2003
Lena Li: nude Asian model with big tits

Celebrated for her floor-length hair and big tits, nude Asian Playboy model Lena Li certainly knows how get a man's attention.
Known as "hot and spicy" to her friends, Lena was born in Taiwan but moved to the US when she was 8 years old. Now living in California, she works as a counsellor for elementary school children - when she isn't getting her kit off for the cameras, that is.
According to Playboy Magazine, she prefers older men who are caring and kind. It must be Lena's lucky day because she could be talking about me. Apparently, her fellas always like how her hair feels on their skin. Well, fancy that.
Sadly, my dreams will be shattered if she says "Oh my God, our spiritual energy - it's, like, awesome dude." Keep your mouth shut darling and we'll get along just fine.
Lena Li: I'm officially her Number One Fan

Type Lena Li's name into Google and you will notice that my previous posting about her comes up in pole position - ahead of 120,000 other entries. In stark contrast, though, her sensible fanzine sites - laboriously crafted by sweaty adolescents in the privacy of their whiffy bedrooms - don't even merit a podium finish. This teaches us two things - firstly, that life is unfair and effort often goes unrewarded, and, secondly, that I'm now officially Lena Li's Number One Fan.
Like a big-titted Asian mermaid, Lena Li lures heavy web-traffic to the perilous rocks of Mango Sauce. This is, however, something of a double-edged sword because, after finding little here worth wanking-off over, thousands of her disgruntled fans move swiftly on to greener pastures without pausing to enjoy my ponderous insights into farang life in Thailand. Consequently, my page-views per visitor stats make sorry reading.
One guy who did stick around, though, is the marvellous Ernesto Ortega. His engaging, though slightly repetitive, outpourings about big-boobed Asian women always make me smile.
she is one beautiful, busty asian woman. thats the kind of women i love. just like how much i love those huge boobed thai women. i am glad that she is looking for nice and caring men, because thats what i am. whoever gets her, must be a lucky man. i know i would, if i had her or one of the huge boobed thai women. lena li, you are one pretty, busty asian woman
Being Lena Li's Number One Fan is a great honour but one which also carries with it responsibilities - principle of which is to become her deranged stalker.
Kathy Bates played the part perfectly in the movie Misery. She imprisons James Caan in a remote log-cabin and then prevents his escape by smashing both of his ankles with a club. Her actions were shocking but also somewhat inspirational.
I would ask readers to look away now because the next passage is for Lena Li's eyes only.
Hi Lena
This is our second cyber-date and I think the time is now right to take the relationship further. I'm officially your Number One Fan and tradition dictates that I should now hold you captive in the cluttered bedroom of my small Bangkok apartment.
Your wellbeing is my first consideration, however, and I promise not to break both of your ankles with a giant mallet. The resulting injuries might also impede me from inflicting on you some of the sexual indignities that I've been daydreaming about. However, it may still be necessary to place you in a head-lock from time to time if you become uncooperative.
With both ankles intact, I'll obviously need someone to help me keep an eye on you during the day and I reckon that Ernesto Ortega is just the man. To keep him focussed, I'll apply baby-oil to your enormous breasts - but you should both bear in mind that I'll be watching via webcam and I won't tolerate any hanky-panky.
I'm just teasing, of course, but sometimes I make risque suggestions to a woman under the guise of a making a joke - the real purpose being to gauge whether she's genuinely up for it but without causing serious offence. The bit about Ernesto was a wind-up - he can bugger off and find his own over-endowed Asian fun-bunny because I saw you first - but the offer of a lengthy sexual ordeal still holds and I urge you to consider it.
Regards
David
I may have gone too far this time but what else should Lena Li expect from her Number One Fan?
Lena Li #3: The final fantasy
She's already appeared on Mango Sauce in a low-budget sequel but my affection for leggy Asian fun-bunny Lena Li and her massive comedy breasts is such that I'm going to risk a third outing.

Here she is adding garnish to a magnificent and very powerful motorcycle. I've spent literally minutes gazing at this picture and I'd like to share with you the resulting fantasy that's been going around in my head all morning.
Lena Li's bike is stranded awkwardly at the junction of Ratchadapisek and Rama 9 and she's obviously in distress so I bravely pick my way through Bangkok's busy rush-hour traffic to help her remove a few strands of silky floor-length hair that are trapped in the spokes of her rear wheel. Things then develop pretty quickly.
It's a bit like winning a lion's unswerving devotion by removing a thorn from its paw - except that I obviously wouldn't want to mercilessly slam-fuck the big cat like a mallard (although, if the beast insisted on giving me a thank you blowjob, I might not be in any position to refuse).
[Posted to Asian Babes by David]
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