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October 24 2003

Lena Li: nude Asian model with big tits

Lena Li

Celebrated for her floor-length hair and big tits, nude Asian Playboy model Lena Li certainly knows how get a man's attention.

Known as "hot and spicy" to her friends, Lena was born in Taiwan but moved to the US when she was 8 years old. Now living in California, she works as a counsellor for elementary school children - when she isn't getting her kit off for the cameras, that is.

According to Playboy Magazine, she prefers older men who are caring and kind. It must be Lena's lucky day because she could be talking about me. Apparently, her fellas always like how her hair feels on their skin. Well, fancy that.

Sadly, my dreams will be shattered if she says "Oh my God, our spiritual energy - it's, like, awesome dude." Keep your mouth shut darling and we'll get along just fine.

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Lena Li: I'm officially her Number One Fan

Lena Li: I'm officially her Number One Fan

Type Lena Li's name into Google and you will notice that my previous posting about her comes up in pole position - ahead of 120,000 other entries. In stark contrast, though, her sensible fanzine sites - laboriously crafted by sweaty adolescents in the privacy of their whiffy bedrooms - don't even merit a podium finish. This teaches us two things - firstly, that life is unfair and effort often goes unrewarded, and, secondly, that I'm now officially Lena Li's Number One Fan.

Like a big-titted Asian mermaid, Lena Li lures heavy web-traffic to the perilous rocks of Mango Sauce. This is, however, something of a double-edged sword because, after finding little here worth wanking-off over, thousands of her disgruntled fans move swiftly on to greener pastures without pausing to enjoy my ponderous insights into farang life in Thailand. Consequently, my page-views per visitor stats make sorry reading.

One guy who did stick around, though, is the marvellous Ernesto Ortega. His engaging, though slightly repetitive, outpourings about big-boobed Asian women always make me smile.

she is one beautiful, busty asian woman. thats the kind of women i love. just like how much i love those huge boobed thai women. i am glad that she is looking for nice and caring men, because thats what i am. whoever gets her, must be a lucky man. i know i would, if i had her or one of the huge boobed thai women. lena li, you are one pretty, busty asian woman

Being Lena Li's Number One Fan is a great honour but one which also carries with it responsibilities - principle of which is to become her deranged stalker.

Kathy Bates played the part perfectly in the movie Misery. She imprisons James Caan in a remote log-cabin and then prevents his escape by smashing both of his ankles with a club. Her actions were shocking but also somewhat inspirational.

I would ask readers to look away now because the next passage is for Lena Li's eyes only.

Hi Lena

This is our second cyber-date and I think the time is now right to take the relationship further. I'm officially your Number One Fan and tradition dictates that I should now hold you captive in the cluttered bedroom of my small Bangkok apartment.

Your wellbeing is my first consideration, however, and I promise not to break both of your ankles with a giant mallet. The resulting injuries might also impede me from inflicting on you some of the sexual indignities that I've been daydreaming about. However, it may still be necessary to place you in a head-lock from time to time if you become uncooperative.

With both ankles intact, I'll obviously need someone to help me keep an eye on you during the day and I reckon that Ernesto Ortega is just the man. To keep him focussed, I'll apply baby-oil to your enormous breasts - but you should both bear in mind that I'll be watching via webcam and I won't tolerate any hanky-panky.

I'm just teasing, of course, but sometimes I make risque suggestions to a woman under the guise of a making a joke - the real purpose being to gauge whether she's genuinely up for it but without causing serious offence. The bit about Ernesto was a wind-up - he can bugger off and find his own over-endowed Asian fun-bunny because I saw you first - but the offer of a lengthy sexual ordeal still holds and I urge you to consider it.

Regards
David

I may have gone too far this time but what else should Lena Li expect from her Number One Fan?

Lena Li #3: The final fantasy

She's already appeared on Mango Sauce in a low-budget sequel but my affection for leggy Asian fun-bunny Lena Li and her massive comedy breasts is such that I'm going to risk a third outing.

Lena Li: The final fantasy

Here she is adding garnish to a magnificent and very powerful motorcycle. I've spent literally minutes gazing at this picture and I'd like to share with you the resulting fantasy that's been going around in my head all morning.

Lena Li's bike is stranded awkwardly at the junction of Ratchadapisek and Rama 9 and she's obviously in distress so I bravely pick my way through Bangkok's busy rush-hour traffic to help her remove a few strands of silky floor-length hair that are trapped in the spokes of her rear wheel. Things then develop pretty quickly.

It's a bit like winning a lion's unswerving devotion by removing a thorn from its paw - except that I obviously wouldn't want to mercilessly slam-fuck the big cat like a mallard (although, if the beast insisted on giving me a thank you blowjob, I might not be in any position to refuse).

[Posted to Asian Babes by David]

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Readers' comments

Ernesto Ortega says:

she is one beautiful, busty asian woman. thats the kind of women i love. just like how much i love those huge boobed thai women. i am glad that she is looking for nice and caring men, because thats what i am. on the other hand she said that she wants older men, i dont know what in the age range she is looking for? maybe she is looking for men that are in their 30.s +older, not a men that are in their 20.s which ends it for me right there. well whoever gets her, must be a lucky man. i know i would, if i had her or one of the huge boobed thai women. lena li, i wish you the best of luck on finding the right person for you. you are one pretty, busty asian woman

Jayr says:

lena, just the sight of you takes my breath away, you are soooo beautiful and sexy. if you have the time hit me up at my e-mail address. If you respond that would be the ulitmate dream. I think we could build a long lasting friendly relationship as long as you respond. I'm waiting. please make my wish come true.

cliff says:

How do I get more free pics of lena??

William Dill says:

I love to tell you hello. I am a single 25 year old man and this is the year I think to be a great year for me to marry. I don't want to try too hard, so what I ask of myself is to have you Lena Li writing me allowing for us to get to know another. Life is hard and I think I can make better decisions if I just got the facts.
XOXOX if you need them,
(Saint and evangelist) William = Guardian Protector Helmut

Titjunkie says:

I think chicks like Lena Li are good for one thing only and that is FUCKING, so Lena, if you read this, don't act smart, just get yer kaks off.

Jerry Stanton says:

Lena, I can understand you might like older guys who are caring and kind but that doesn't mean you have to excuse us mid 20 guys to the corner. Some of us can show that we're as karing and kind as older guys, but probably with more energy to show we can respect you in more ways than one..

Beauty, brains, and those wonderful supple lips..what more can a guy like me ask for? I'm just hoping she can expand her looks to guys that aren't that old to begin with XD

Waxhead says:

Dear Jerry
I trust you understand that some obscure website about scoring hos in Thailand ain't probably gonna be read by the chick with the big tits.

I would not be so trusting of what they write...most interview in mags say the chick wants some older guy....guess who spends most of the dough on porn? The sorry old guys.

If u some young whippersnapper, ya should be able to pull ya fair shair of dodgy hos who look like this one - she looks like the average nana plaza ho with a boob job.

Once some of you farang kee nok pay for some of dem hos at nana to get boob jobs, I might start hanging out there everynight, like most of youse.

Terry Haskin says:

Hi Lena: I just saw your picture on the internet today and I'm sure I don't need to tell you this but You are just gorgeous. I am going to look for any other sites to get more information about you, your life and any videos you might have appeared in. If you or anyone reading this can send info to me that would be very helpful. I am one of those "older guys" that I saw one person comment on so I am assuming somewhere along the line you have expressed an interest in older gentleman. I live in San Diego and would gladly drive to wherever you are to meet you and take to dinner. Let me know. Bye for now. Your new fan Terry

Mike RSA says:

Well holmes - that ain't homes or homie but boy she sure is a fantasy! Can you imagine running for the bus with her?! Drool is all you can do...

Holmes, Sean says:

I'm sure that Lena is looking for a older man to take care of her, and I could respect that. Which means I'm out of the race. What I do not understand is her interest in helping others who can't help themselves. Where does this loving heart of Lena's come from, and how come I don't see that in other woman?

Sincerely yours,

Sean Holmes
Fan

S. H.

Ernesto Ortega says:

she is a sexy asian, with big
tits. the boyfriend/husband
must be a lucky guy. asian
women are very beautiful,
especially LENA LI.

Anonymous says:

i'd drink her mothers bath water

jon scales says:

Lena Li is the beautiful woman on earth. I would do anything to meet her.

Agus alfian says:

She is very sexy and hot, very hot women in asian. I need her

verdon nielsen says:

Lena Li

Your picture is very sexy and wow cute girl. I like to know you. I am 51 year old and single.

Verdon

Pants Elk says:

Hi, Verdon Nielsen! Ordinarily, Lena would reply directly to you, as she constantly monitors this blog for pharang blokes (especially in their fifties and single) who want to shag her senseless. As ninety-five point two percent of Mango Sauce posters fall into that category (especially if they lie about the "single" bit), she finds it a rich vein to mine, and all of us here have "torn into" the sex-mad slut at one time or another as a result of posting a comment here indicating a wish to so do.
Anyway, like I say, ordinarily she'd be tapping out an immediate and enthusiastic reply to your suggestion, but at the moment she's crouched between my veiny old thighs sucking on my flaccid (nb usage "Common Sense") old knob. As soon as she's done (lord knows when that will be, she's been at it for three hours already) I'll point her in your direction!
Welcome to the club!

Roma says:

i verry interest with Lena Li and I very want to kiss her....
until death i want to waiting Lena..
I Love you Lena...

tommy says:

lena li i aint that ol' and im not that young but my names all i got,if ur ever in the 214@@@ ya'll know the rest.....holla @ a ...playa....peace and much success

David Cohen says:

She is easily the most beautiful woman I ever saw in playboy magazine. In fact, she is easily the most beautiful woman I ever saw period.

Yabba dabba doo says:

Wow, she's hot

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