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March 1 2007

Chotiros Suriyawong punished for "that dress"

chotiros suriyawong

No one remembers who won the 2007 "Thai Oscars" because big-titted Thammasat student, Chotiros Suriyawong, 22, stole the show in a few scraps of black satin held together by a shoelace. If only she'd asked, I could have assisted the busty young starlet by putting my finger on her knot.

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Corrupt politicians and murderous gangsters are seldom brought to justice in Thailand but authorities are always quick to act if a pretty girl is photographed in a sexy dress. Khun Chotiros barely had time to remove her makeup and purchase a frumpy cardigan from the charity shop before she was hauled up before Thammasat's disciplinary panel.

chotiros suriyawong

Like sleazy phone pests, the aging officials quizzed the pretty liberal arts major about whether or not she wore knickers but, despite her insistence that she did, the outcome of the hearing was never in doubt.

While their Western counterparts spend the academic year consuming illicit drugs and spreading Chlamydia, Thai university students are expected to behave like they're still at school. For breaking this unwritten rule, Khun Chotiros was sentenced to fifteen days of community service, reading to the blind.

If anyone needs to contact me over the next couple of weeks, I'll be hanging around Thammasat's main campus carrying a white stick and a pile of erotic fiction.

I hope I run into Khun Chotiros soon because my relationship with pornstar Sai-Tai Tiger is going through a rough patch.

Sir

It has been brought to my attention that you wrote an article about me on your website that contains lies about me ... I would like to give you the opportunity to explain to me how you dare to do so.

Sai-Tai Tiger

Is Sai-Tai genuinely angry with me or is she just giving me the come-on in an "enter my dungeon and lick my shiny patent leather thigh-boots you snivelling little worm" kind of way?

I hope it's the latter because I refuse to be one-upped by Dean Barrett.

[Spotted by David (another one)]

[Posted to Asian Babes by David]

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Readers' comments

Pants Elk says:

Hoorah! But because I already masturbated to the picture accompanying Bangkok Bad Boy's similarly-titled piece a while back it looks like a bully wank for your triumphal return.

nick says:

i think i could handle being blind for a couple of weeks.

Telemachus says:

Ok already posted this but it is on topic this time so you can find more blindingly good pictures of Ms Chotiros Suriyawong here

http://www.asiansweetheart.net/Thai_Beauty/Models/
thai_models.htm

along with others and it would appear that the purveyor of these blog beauties is in fact a Thai girl. Either a true aestheticist or an accomplished lesbo, you decide...

Dr J A Earnshawe says:

Dear Mr David.

Welcome back. I have missed enjoying the abuse your correspondents lavish upon one another.

Talking of abuse, Miss Suriyawong's dress is an unmitigated disgrace to the modest people and it traditions of Thailand.I have studied the picture at some length and very closely indeed, (at objective lens x400 magnification) and my conclusion is she is NOT in fact wearing drawers or pantilooms (I forget what it exactly is that ladies call the underwear they cover the lower private regions of their bodies).

Not only could she catch her death of cold but there is a real danger she could excite the amorous propensities of any unfortunate readers who do not have the same self control with which I am thankfully endowed, and this can only lead to one of the worst crimes imaginable - that of self abuse - I believe already alluded to by Mr Pantselk.

Dr J A Earnshawe BSC PhD

fbuom says:

He's back!

fbuom

Charles Frith says:

Here's the Youtube for those who make a miraculous recovery from blindness and want to know what's they're beating themselves up about.

Are those breasts augmented?

nick says:

is she giving sponge baths?

Ernesto Ortega says:

WOW!!! SHE IS ONE GREAT GIRL, I WOULD LOVE TO GET MY HANDS AND SINK MY TEETH ON THEM TITS.

GIVE US MORE PHOTOS OF HER DAVID, AND PLEASE TRY TO GET HER PHONE NUMBER AFTER YOUR BLIND DATE.

EO

Piranha says:

More pics on http://www.2bangkok.com - February 19 and February 16...

One month of free tom yam gung to the one who can find an uncensored version of the February 16 photo :)

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Hi Piranha

http://www.schoolmall.ca/suriyawong.jpg

Regards
David

Johnny says:

I thought they were above all this PC stuff. We've all heard them jabber on about how they only like Thai girls that look a certain way. Well, well, well, how come rich and poor alike will stop and turn when they see a cute, dark, and big jaw and wide nosed Isaan girl getting about her business in her pleasing way? What happened to their picture of ideal Thai beauty then ?

Now this girl is beautiful and they made her cry, chopped her part out of a movie and disciplined her. Hopefully, she realises the truth, which she knows, because she is still the winner and she stole the show and made headlines around the world, and I suspect that she is simply stunning wouldn't have hurt the story finding its way around all the newspapers in the world.

Talking about PC it reminds me of Lady Dtaa, the first Thai girl I went gaa gaa for from Voodoo bar 5 years ago, when she had a bottle of beer at 5:30pm when I also had one, "Lady have beer, lady want sex" giggle giggle.
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Thai movies are cool !!! Please release some more with English subtitles, Pleeeasssee. I love it.

Wombat says:

Of course she wears knickers. Just not with that dress. If she is still serving her punishment after the 26th does anyone have a labrador I can borrow?

Piranha says:

Thanks for the link David.

Now there is no doubt that she forgot her knickers - and thank god for that.

dingdongrb says:

David,

Thanks for the uncensored shot... Well deserved my man.. Hope you enoy that free month of Tom Yum Goong. Burn your lips cause my eyes are still burning just looking that that bush.

nekochan says:

That was an example of Thai hipocrisy. Those Thammasat lecturers might be a bunch of those coup supporters! The young lad was not allow to show her heavenly body, but stealing democracy from 64 M Thais was just fine, very fine.

You can see the punishment, reading books to the blind.

A wrote a comment in a Thai website urging "Nong Amy" to go abroad after her graduation. Just like Tata, Zhang Zi Yi, Hsu Shi and all those talented Asians, farangland (that's USA) should be her destination to stardom.

Guys!, do you want to see her in "The Butterflyman 2"?

Nick says:

I love that little tan line she has.

Fruit Batman says:

Look carefully - It's Thaksin in drag!!.

fbuom says:

Gosh, a whole twenty-five hours of it, too!

Don't you think it was convenient for a photog to be right there to capture her tears?

And she's an actress? Hmmmmm. One might form the impression the whole thing is a huge publicity stunt - perhaps without the complete participation of all the folks at Thammasat, but if they have a drama department......

Or maybe she and her agent just took their chances - I just can't believe the whole thing was the result of a 'foolish' decision. Would she be at Thammasat if she were really that clueless?

FB: Can't say for sure, photos can give a false impression, but I don't think Thaksin is that tall.

fbuom

chris says:

she througly deserves a good spanking ,i for one would not been seen dead in that dress.

Eniac says:

We're already 19 comments into the thread and no one has yet suggested that Ms Suriyawong is a ladyboy.

This must be a new Mango Sauce record.

Common Sense says:

Eniac,
I thought that fact that she was so obviously a ladyboy was the reason for this. It just goes without mentioning.

Andy says:

A bit like previously sexually-active "Nong Natt" the poor lass has been made a scapegoat for all the ills of Thai society by the bumbling dinosaurs that run the show.

She obviously thought that she'd make a splash in Liz Hurley stylee by wearing some daft gownless evening strap, and then all hell breaks loose.
Nevermind, I'm sure the person who invested heavily in the local silicone market will help her from all the flak.

ozricdan says:

We're already 19 comments into the thread and no one has yet suggested that Ms Suriyawong is a ladyboy.

This must be a new Mango Sauce record.

http://www.schoolmall.ca/suriyawong.jpg

this pic does her face no justice...
Look carefully - It's Thaksin in drag!!.

hahahahahahahahahaha............

meister says:

Doesn't Thailand mean "Land of the free" or something? Mmmmmmm, maybe they forgot.

Deus Ex Machina says:

WHY DON'T we have stuff like that here in America... o yah, the curse of free rights. You are allowed to Britney Spears yourself into the ground for all to see.

We need something.. anything like that over here cause ever since Paris Hilton worship.. there's something seriously wrong.

Chico says:

Its pitiful how this girl has been treated. Its pathetic the way Thais behave at times. It was a sexy evening dress, thats all.

Are the small minded gimps forgetting that Thai women used to walk around bare breasted? Whats next, hacking off the bare breasted women off temples?

Bah!

JoJo says:

From looking at this pic:

http://www.schoolmall.ca/suriyawong.jpg

She could hav shaved before heading out! lol

Common Sense says:

Blah,
I hate bush. She should be 'waxed and ripped' as part of her punishment. Kind of like being 'tar and feathered' but removing unsightly hair as opposed to adding it.

Johnny says:

Spotted her on a Thai music DVD.

She played the other woman for the country boy working behind the bar in the big city while the betrothed lady was crying in the moonlight by the river jetty. His betrothed could sense he was up to mischief, even though he himself was missing her, but with Chotiros Suriyawong on the scene he couldn't resist.

Wickerman says:

I've got the perfect punishment for Chotiros Suriyawong. It involves my tongue and her "sensitive place" ( as a lovely Mexican maiden once described her most erogenous zone to me as she guided me to it).
I'm thinking one hour of a good tongue lashing ought to teach her a lesson.

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