July 2 2006

Chelsea Charms: Battle of the big boobs

farang ding dong girls vs chelsea charms

Going nipple to nipple in the battle of the big boobs are America's Chelsea Charms and Thailand's farang ding dong girls.

Chelsea's super-sized charms can be attributed to her Western junk-food diet but, according to legend, the farang ding dong girls use special Thai herbs to enhance their humongous hooters.

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Big tits are in short supply in Thailand and it's this rarity value that makes them special. Out of a troupe of forty or so go-go dancers, there might only be one who makes the grade.

This lucky girl isn't necessarily the prettiest but she's often the most barfined. Our old friend, Ernesto Ortega, explains why:

i love asian women, especially that woman. to me i love big tits like that woman has on that photo. i have to move to thailand, to see some more of these women. i would love to go out with one of these women. first i have to learn the thai language, find a job, and housing. for me, it would be worth it, i would meet one of those big titted thai girls. i hope that she has more friends with huge boobs, so i can meet some more thai girls with big tits. i say if they want to have big boobs like that, they can do so. thai women look really sexy with those huge boobs. well with or without those huge boobs, asian women are sexy.

Every girl uses what she's got. Back at the hotel, these well-endowed young Thai ladies will dutifully assume the breast-relief position without even being asked - or so I'm told.

I'm sure that Chelsea Charms would also be happy to oblige but once you've "gone bamboo" there's no going back. For most Thailand ex-pats, she's about as appealing as a side of beef.

With big knockers being so advantageous, an increasing number of Thai girls - particularly go-go dancers - are opting to go under the knife but I wish they wouldn't.

Surgically-enhanced breasts can look great but getting to grips with them is about as erotic as carrying home the groceries.

Natural, big and bouncy is the way to go but, when you're cruising the streets of Bangkok, there's precious little on display answering to that description.

These days, anything over a B-cup has me walking into lampposts.

[Posted to Asian Babes by David]

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Readers' comments

JD says:

You must be taking the piss! There was a posting some time ago about the Ding-Dong girls' web-site. I had a bit of time to kill so I checked it out! They are obviously inflatable, prosthetic breasts stuffed up the T-shirts of the girls. They haven't even bothered to photo-shop most of the pics to make them look vaguely real. If people are really getting off on girls with inflatable beach ball breasts stuffed up their shirt - they really do have some problems! With regards to proliferation of small breasts in Thailand, as all breast aficionados will know - it's not all about cup size. Cup size to frame is the all-important ratio. I'd prefer a girl whos a pert 32B over a saggy 36D any day of the week!

July 3, 2006 8:45 AM

ts says:

"I had a bit of time to kill"

you sure it was "time" you expected to have on your hands when you were done?

July 3, 2006 6:56 PM

Banjo says:

In fact, it's all the worthy and laudable work of computer generation. A nice hark back to my Space Hopper days, nonetheless...

July 5, 2006 5:43 AM

nesa says:

Hi,
I think that Chelsea Charms will lose boobs battle between her and ,just one,
famous FDD-girls,thatis ,LEK!
I think it is good idea to make a photos album of Fdd girl LEK and Chelsea!
I think that LEK have a little more shaped and bigger boobs!
Thanks

July 8, 2006 5:04 PM

roman says:

your boobs our big as hell. if i could meet you right now i would give you a great present

July 31, 2006 11:50 PM

Will Ian says:

I guess, I am one of the lucky guys my wife is Thai and she is a 38C-D. And they are 100% natural. There are a fair amount of larger breasted woman in my wife's village.

August 1, 2006 9:47 AM

Andy says:

I wish Ernesto Ortega had his own blog site. His single-mindedness regarding big tits should be an inspiration to us all.
Ernesto fukkin' rocks!!!

August 1, 2006 6:59 PM

Kitten says:

I have a question, in all seriousness, about boob jobs in Thailand. I know for a fact that plastic surgery is a huge industry over there, since Thai women love their nose jobs and cheek implants! I had a friend that got her boobs done recently after having her first child. I don't discuss money with her so am asking in all seriousness how much is it roughly to get a new rack? I've heard quotes of ~$US800.

August 2, 2006 3:00 PM

Murray says:

I reckon Chelsea should come down to Melbourne, Australia while shes in the area. Theres some chicks with massive tits here as well. Some half decent looking thai girls as well.

September 3, 2006 3:56 PM

Anonymous says:

oh my god!!! i want to fuck these pair of huge boobs now!!!!!!!!!!1

November 27, 2006 8:51 AM

Anonymous says:

Well Kitten,
USD 800 will get you a fairly basic upgrade but USD 2,000 will get you a complete refit.

November 27, 2006 11:36 AM

Anonymous says:

Are those breasts real!? If so where can I find such well-endowed asia women, cause I love big boobs!

February 16, 2007 2:44 PM

tigerfirestorm says:

"Will Ian", which village!? ;-)
I would love to know!? :-)
Any answers anyone? :-D
email me at yahoo or hotmail (with the same handle i've used here)

February 21, 2007 5:08 PM

metin mert says:

i like tai hugo boobs women

February 27, 2007 12:48 AM

Pants Elk says:

Okay. That's it. I doubt anyone can come up with a better comment than metin mert's epochal "i like tai hugo boobs women" (which I intend to have tattooed on my forehead in reverse next time I'm on that dirt soi out of town) so I suggest we all - David included - pack up and go home.
You first, dingdongrb!

February 27, 2007 2:39 PM

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