Thai pussy with claws

Andy says:

The Beer Chang girl could have a face like a Bulldog licking piss from a nettle; but you'd still knob her after 2 bottles of Chang. (And her Mum too, probably.....)

daniel says:

The open air beer bars in november and december next to the world trade center are the place to see these stunners.
i have to say that some of those dresses are skin tight and the only way to get a better look without staring is to sit down and order a beer.
good marketing conception i say, forget our beer look at our ladies and then you will need a beer.
wow, it works with me everytime.
then again most of the ladies in bangkok seem to be wearing something to catch the eye.
maybe they should have the tiger ladies working outside the unversities.....i know for a fact i would never leave this place.
can thailand really be compared with heaven on earth.
sometimes i do think so, i look to the skies and say "OH THANK YOU BUDDA"

DavidinNY says:

Ah, yes...the beer girls. I hate Chang, but the Beer Chang girls at the place were I used to hang out where so cute at times that how could I not order it? As for the owner, he got the girls for free, with a free monthly keg of beer, in return for his wife completing the evaluation forms for the beer girl trainees sent to their place to finish their training with practial experience. I never saw a one that did not have the farang drooling over their drinks.

I am not a golfer, but I hear the female caddies on the better courses are even more amazing.

Thailand is the most sexist and classist place I have ever visited, let alone lived, but the beer girls...well, they make it just a bit more palatable to spend time in what in oh so many ways, can be such a bullshit culture.

Combover says:

I can highly recommend the Budweiser girl in Bully's.

Over here in Hong Kong the beer girls have to wear tiny plastic dresses in beer colours. With their knock knees and pigeon toes it makes for a very fetching combo.

bangkokram says:

I live just outside Bangkok, and close to us is a very fine Thai Restaurant.

They have a Tiger Girl similar to the picture, a Dewars Girl who by the way she acts is up for private parties. Then comes the Heineken girl and the Chang Lady. All very attractive.

The highlight is the San Miquel woman, I say woman because she must be mid thirties. Her costume is so small and short that should she moves from absolute vertical you can see what she had for breakfast! The dress is off the shoulder and being as she is a fairly well endowded lady, she is very, very pleasing to the eye. However beautiful, she still can't get me to drink San Miquel Light.

Unfortunately, I have to sneak the odd glance in between talking to my wife, and being as she is seven months pregnant, so gets alot of attention from the staff and San Miquel woman, I think my chances of pulling are between zero and no chance.

Pattaya Pete, Tour-Guide says:

This all sounds very "Chiang Mai esque" They've got nothing better to do up there in the sticks. Still, puts a whole new meaning to the phrase, "reaches the parts other beers can't reach" does it not?

Satyr says:

Hee Hee. BTW, enjoy the Suan Lum Tiger Dome while it lasts. It is the future site of the new Australian embassy. Beer girls... that reminds me of the time I went out to the international airport to see off my exGF (we were still friends) who was flying to Hong Kong. We went into a cafe and there was a Tiger girl with a flawless body/breasts/legs dressed in a short, skin-tight Tiger Beer dress. She had a hot face, too. I couldn't take my eyes off her and was barely able to restrain myself from getting her phone number. I would have gone back but I was under the watchful eye of my exes best friend. (My ex still had a major crush on me, is a nice girl but easily hurt, so I managed to "do the right thing". Don't know how, though ;-)

Jack Howitzer says:

Satyr, I have also noticed the Tiger girl at the airport.

Having such a fine specimin of feminity parade in your face as you're about to leave LOS for a depressing winter in the UK is akin to rubbing salt in the wound.

daniel says:

yes i saw this tiger girl at the airport too, maybe the same one but then they all look hot. 4th floor bar next to burger king right?

and my first thought was
"what the fuck im i doing going back to england" i was welling up but i held firm...
anyway im back in bkk now but boy do i have a raging thirst.......!

empress dowager says:

this display of simple-mindedness clearly perpeptuates the theory that men only know how to think with one head.

i guess it's bittersweet, eh? you can look but you can't screw'em. kinda like when you were a teenager and you poured yourselves all over those playboy magazines wankin' yourselves silly to unattainable trophies. oh, the nostalgia.

cdub says:

I agree with you all that the beer girls can be irresistable. For those of us who love beer, and women, a women dressed up like a beer bottle can be too much on the senses, and must be had.

I recently set up a date with a beer girl. It was agreed by all who saw her that she was absolutely smokin' hot in that outfit. We met for dinner, and I am afraid to say that once the outfit was gone, so was much of the lust I once felt. Was still a good time, but wihout the dress, its just another chick. Just had to keep imagining her with that dress on, and that pretty much did the trick.

Jack Howitzer says:

Daniel, the girl I saw was in the bar that is upstairs, between the 2 terminals and has an area outside.

cdub, I know that feeling well. I've never experienced a beer girl but there is nothing worse than barfining a sexy gogo girl, only for her to go off to get changed then come back sporting the least sexy mufti imaginable. Why can't they come back to your hotel still in their stage outfits?

Mr Thaksin, bangkokchat.org says:

shagged a gal rather plain looking gal from KFC once.
you'll be amazed the difference in wearing that hat and saying "are you enjoying yourself sir" while bucking up and down on my todger meant.

Thako

Anonymous says:

Daniel, Jack H., you got that right! I feel your pain ;-)

Anyway, I was thinking of making a SPECIAL TRIP just to meet that girl but after a while in Thailand you tend to adapt and pick up some of the local customs... like laziness! :-(

The burning question is, will she be working at the new airport when it opens? Chances are not good. I hope they are late opening it up because I am heading back to BKK later this year and I have room in my mobile for 1 more number ;-)

Cdub, those beer dresses are cut just right, aren’t they?

Daniel, I COULD NOT study at a Thai university and pass. I would fail everything from not being able to concentrate. Damn! The first time I walked into MBK was during the main break at Chula. It was wall-to-wall university girls in those incredible, amazing, hot, sexy, boner-inducing uniforms they wear. I got a sore neck from trying to look everywhere at once and my eyes nearly popped out of their sockets!!!!

Mac says:

cdub, I don't know why you'd be "imagining her with that dress on ... "
When I see these babes, I devote all my mental energy to imagining them with the dress OFF!

sniffer says:

a freelancer I used to know (a Uni. student,would you believe?), had a try at going straight and got a job as a Heineken girl at a restaurant on Kao Sahn Road. She was soon back on the game cos she missed the cash. Guess the minimal tips from middle class wannabe crusties didn't compare with B2000+ a night that CM2 regulars would put her way.
Anyone ever come across another Heineken girl who worked at the open-air pub between teminals 1 and 2 at Don Muang? i still remember her 7-inch heels and delightful upturned nose, sigh...

daniel says:

When im in siam square all i can do is strain my neck from looking everywhere at once, with my eyes bulging from my sockets. i once had to meet a girlfriend there and belive you me is was hard work to keep her from catching me at it.
amother thing about some of these beauties is that not only do they have the looks but are also extremly approachable as well, sure if you talk shit your going to get told where to go but a little charm combined with some thai knowledge goes a long way, and i do mean all the way.
'empress dowager' - do i dectect a hint of jealousy, i always thought that not being able to touch was all part of the fun, i mean 'empress' as a girl - women, surly you must have heard of foreplay.

"anyway no more talk, im off to be very smooth and charming".

cdub says:

I hear where you are coming from mac. But once you are out and she's only wearin street clothes, you gotta remember how good she looked with that dress on. Then you remember why you are there.

How funny would it be though walking back to your place with a girl in a Singha or Tiger outfit? And Jack Howitzer, how bout your girl still in her bikini walking down soi 4? Classic! I'm sure the neighbors would be very impressed!

chris says:

so are all the girls who dress this way not bar girls?

cdub says:

no chris. Nor bar girls. Beer girls. They sell beer, not pussy, earning something sweet like 5 baht commission per bottle you buy.

daniel says:

CHRIS...

what a plum you are...how long have you been in thailand and still do not know the difference between a beer-girl and a bar-girl.

you should know what a bar-girl is you had enough of them.

Vizzle says:

I agree these girls are not for purchase but if you get their number and take them out, be it Heinekin, Tiger Ashai ( I did them in that order) they all put out on the second date and it still works out cheaper than a hoe.

Johnny says:

I remember now, I thought it seemed familiar when I stopped laughing and seemed to recognise my own antics, it has slowly come back to me now, inside the domestic terminal, is it Smokers Bar ?, as I take a seat I notice 2 very cute honeys full of emotion, looking cute and giving cute glances as I take in that there is a promotion on. I was getting good vibes and then gay beer bloke comes out from nowhere in my face to take the order, sincerely sorry I reacted, I didn't mean to hurt his feelings. I could tell he was a great guy and party organiser in my minds eye, so I feel bad and slack about it. He was just trying to get my beer quickly for me too. Hmmm, that probably explains why I had some bad vibes from Darling later that night, it all seems so clear now, whoops, I stuffed up, point taken. I better cut back on the red meat. Simple lessons are sometimes easy to forget. Shows the pitfalls when the ego gets out of control in the land of plenty. I had a few minor problems for a few days after that too, bad karma.

bangkokram says:

The San Miquel girl at my local now as a new San Miquel Light dress! Somehow it is now slightly shorter with a slightly longer split. The top is even more off the shoulder than before.

The length, or lack of it of the dress as me thinking what type of knickers she's wearing? Definately not the usual hand trappers that Thai women wear. uummmm I wonder.

Still can't get me too buy a San Miquel Light.