January 24 2004
Eating bugs in Thailand

Yuk! - That is so gross. I think I'm going to puke. Those sweet sticky cakes from 7/11 totally turn my stomach. The bugs, on the other hand, are actually quite tasty. Some of their friends are gigolos too.
Eating bugs has always been popular in Thailand - particularly with Isaan folk. My Thai girlfriend loves them and would always try to slip one in my mouth when I wasn't looking. Eventually, she succeeded.
At first, chewing a dead insect made me want to throw up. Once the shock wore off, though, I had to admit that it tasted pretty good - a bit like a salty dried prawn. I decided to try another - and then another. Ten minutes later, the bag was empty and I had become a bug-eater.
As a bug-eater, just imagine the practical jokes you could play on your mates. Open the fridge door and show them your food - crawling with insects. Already in shock, get ready to enjoy their horror as you start to feed.
When you browse a bug stall, the first insect you notice is a huge ugly beetle resembling a giant cockroach. It's called a maing-daa. In the wild, the male spends its entire life clinging to a female's back. He shags her constantly and also steals her food. Rather appropriately, maing-daa is also the Thai slang for gigolo.
Maing-daa tastes ok but you have to remove so many hard-parts first that it's not really worth the bother. The bugs in the photo are my favourite species of creepy-crawly because you can eat them whole. My girlfriend says that they are some sort of water boatman. After the photo-shoot, the 7/11 pastry went in the bin and bugs went into my mouth.
Currently, I'm seeking out new gastronomic challenges. Can any reader recommend a restaurant in Bangkok where I can pop open a monkey's skull and eat its brains with a spoon?
[Posted to Activities by David]
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