Bar Girl Treasure Hunt

Farangutan says:

I always thought the hosts name was David Have-it-off?

Other popular gameshow formats include Celebrity 'Circles' - where the lucky contestant gets a crisp 50 baht note when she guesses which orifice she gets it in next, or perhaps Wheel of Fortune where the phrase to be guessed is always:
L_ sb_ _n Sh _ w

Much hilarity ensues when the poor girl asks "Can I hao a 'wowel' pwease"

Sadly it seems the most popular game is Sale of the Century, where the lucky contestant gets a new house, a Toyota Corolla and a gold bracelet at David Have-it-off's expense.

Greg says:

Practice makes perfect David. Your art is becoming sublime.

Sublimely what remains to be seen. We are all watching to find out.

mr peter says:

Thank yourselves lucky you do not get to see big brother, a mind numbingly dull show whcih goes on for weeks and weeks. It features several 'normal' youngsters shut up together in a house going through scripted games, backbiting and staged arguments and shocking revelations. The 'news' papers love it filling pages up with this crap everyday. It would be interesting if the house were full of bargirls though competing to be the last one in the house thus landing the big cash prise.
Dana would find bargirl treasure hunt easy as he has cash already hidden all over his room, better not get a girl who is too good or she would clean him out. I can recommend mr Dana's 50th post on this intersting topic of hiding cash in your room on stckpersons site, very good-peter

David says:

Greg

Coming from the man who thought that Dean was the next Charlie Chaplin, I have to question your judgement.

WiLly says:

the thought of - Celebrity host, David Hasselhoff, reclining on a heavily-soiled mattress wearing only a towel- is a somewhat unpleasant image that is now burning into my brain.....

thanks David!

Montydog says:

Remember many play this game while you sleep.

The prizes are much better phones cameras and c/c to name some.

Also if they "win" the credit card it leads to the Thai version of a trolly dash, to spend as much as posible in the hours before the privlage is revoked.

Mr White says:

Mr. Hasselhoff is wearing many hats , so to speak. He could also supply the soundtrack. West coast rapper is reportedly producing David's first rap album as we type. He will be recording under the name "Hassle the Hoff". This is not a joke, I read it in the newspaper a few weeks ago.
Check out Ice T talking about his boy.
"The man is a legend......He's gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff - I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."

I've already reserved my copy on Amazon

Mr White says:

Sorry, above I meant to type, "West coast rapper Ice T..."

Also please note the promise from Mr Ice.

Prorogue says:

I think Mr. Peter is on to something here. A constructed reality TV show featuring bargirls. Get to know Nit, Noi, Lek, Bee, Oy and Oh while they plot scheme and back stab to secure the man of their dreams.

My 'meeja' antenna are twitching. Sounds like compelling viewing for men and women alike.

Pro.

Mr White says:

Sounds a bit like that Nok air show doesn't it?

tonychang says:

I suggest getting Cilla over to Pattaya where I would gladly be a contestant on "Blind Drunk".... possibilities are endless.

mr peter says:

I would love to see Anne Robinson on a thai version of the weakest link slagging off the contestants. 'Well mr somchai you are about as bright as a coconut are you not, and miss noi youre not much better, call yourself a teacher, god help your students that's all I can say'. Somehow I don't think it will ever happen, nor a thai pop idol, unless everyone was told they were brilliant and they all won. Now we have how clean is your house in UK where two nosey old bags go into peoples filthy houses to poke about and tut tut at the dirt, reality TV is another reason for wanting to escape to LOS-peter

Kermit says:

'Blind Shag' as suggested by Roger Melly in VIZ a good few years back could be a winner over here!

UNCLESAM says:

I paid some bargirl fresh out the rice field monopoly money and told her it was Canadien.Her friends seemed to frown on it because they came to my room and one of them had some stupid englishmen with them.I had to anti up but I cracked the englishmen in the side of the head.

TANAI KWAI says:

Brilliant, Uncle Sam. Hemingfuckingwayesque.

(Rule America!)

AVID says:

Normally I'm an avid reader of this site's stories and comments & have learnt a good deal of shit. This week however, all this about playing money games on working girls is such disrespectful garbbage that I must protest. Stop It!

nick adams says:

oh don't get your panties in a bunch, avid. bar girls like to be toyed with. why else would they be bar girls?

AVID says:

I take it in the ass

Dirtycobra says:

I prefer a game of Hide'n Go Seek.

I check out of my hotel, and they try and seek me.

This game works best when they are in the showerÖ

AVID says:

WHOEVER MAKES COMMENTS ABOUT OTHERS AND DOES LEAVE HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS A FUCKIN PUSSY. YEAH THATS YOU

"I TAKE IT IN THE ASS"

FUCKIN WANKER!

Waxhead says:

Mr Peter

Weakest link was shown here; MC ( as in the other countries who have licensed the format) is a complete beeatch and rude to all and sundry.

Needless to say it was neither popular with the public nor the media and eventually lasted one season before dying.

If you watched Thai TV on a regular basis, from time to time you might catch the weakest joker which is a fairly amusing spin off. They have a dwarf, Isaan person, comedian, etc, etc and go round and round asking stupid and pointless questions then slagging off the stupid answers they receive. It is all set up and fairly fun; you can buy this on VCD too I think.

So... in other words it has been done before homey. Maybe Blind Shag would be a better bet (I have read Viz, I am full of class).

Martin says:

Gawd, so whats up with TANAI KWAI? Getting all flustered with our wicked ways ? Face reality, girl! They're whores and we're mongers! They steal, cheat and bitch while we lie, abuse and whine!

Thai person says:

Fuck off website owner, you are an idiod since first step in the bar, you know the woman want money so what the fuck problem, you guy stupid, and this website say only bad things, you think in your country no hookers? If you guys r good man you will not go to the bar are u? So, this website is bullshit. Still have a lot of good things in here of thailand, or u just the ugly guy fat dirty old pig so no woman in country want to have sex with you that's why u must come to thailand and fuck bar girl.There is still that dont like people here so stop to come here and fuck thai hooker otherwise you will cry at the end, i warning you. Stupid ashole

Andy says:

Hey, Thai person!
Q:Whats the difference between you and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Hope this helps...;-)

ajarn farang says:

thai person,

when you thais take down the sign at nana bts that points the way to nana plaza then people might take you seriously. nobody respects the opinion of a hypocrite.

why do girls have to work in the bar? because there is no social justice in thailand. thailand reminds me of victorian england. who has created this situation? you thais. therefore do not blame others. thais fuck prostitutes too - in fact this is your culture! Then you go blaming others for your own wrongdoings! I'm sorry but you haven't got a leg to stand on.

i have slept with lots of thai women and i often felt sorry for how they had been forced to waste their lives.

of course there are lots and lots of good things in thailand but governance is not one of them.

this is what happens when you worship money: you prostitute your sons and daughters. if the people at the top had love for the poor, thai women would not be known around the world as whores.

i think that thai women are gorgeous creatures and deserve better - do you?
Thai women deserve a chance in life and they deserve a choice. you give them none.

"When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations. There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."

Dick Renegade says:

Hey Thai Person,

Why don't you swing by Nana next week and watch this ugly guy fat dirty old pig screw your sister for 1000 baht...

8==D -=-- (__A__)

Bad Guts says:

Thai person,

Whats wrong, did your Farang punter not pay up last night?

marti says:

We should all be thankful we live in a country where we have the choices we have. Many thais chose the bar route to enhance their and their families lives. Greed is prevalent in all societies and none moreso than thai culture. The thais will always want more. Most good bar girls will only ever work for a few months as they have many partner choices and will settle on someone that "can give". Conversly if you see what looks like a "successful" bar girl with a different guy every night, it doesnt mean she is good at her job because otherwise 1 guy would want to keep her forever!

Sadbastard says:

I'm just SO relieved that "Comments must be approved by the Editor before they appear."
Just imagine the standard of comments if they *weren't* subject to David's individually rigorous screening process. I bet he wears a dinner jacket while spiking the really bad ones, too.

Normal Person says:

Hey thai person - what's the matter now? Someone take away your mobile phone? Lost your ipod? Forget where your parked the new Yaris?

Take off the pink Rayban's, step out of the Emporium - Open your eyes and look around your country. WYSIWYG

TANAI KWAI says:

Sadbastard,

Those of us who remember the ugly CREAMY BANANA plague of '04 recognize just how essential a role the Editor plays.

It takes all kinds, not just sad and bastardy ones.

Sadbastard says:

I'd like to remember the ugly CREAMY BANANA plague of '04. It seems the sort of thing I should go rheumy-eyed about as I dandle my grandchildren on my knee.
Got a link?

Uber Judge says:

Thai Person,

The reason your sister is shagging so many fat pigs is so you can sit around on your lazy ass and drink whiskey all day!

Your on thin fuckin' ice my pedigree chum.. Now fuck off!

TANAI KWAI says:

Sadbastard,

I could only spot a couple of references to those posts, but not the posts themselves. Maybe somebody else recalls seeing them. They are really creepy.

TK

Paulus says:

UBER JUDGE yeah ! AINT that the truth!right on

Yu Ngo Hu says:

Thai Person - are you related to Miss Netchakorn?

Human Being says:

I too agree with 'Thai Person'. If you travel to another Country you should give some respect to their people and the country. If you can't say anything nice then don't bother because you can easily make a f**king fool out of yourself! Take a look in the mirror guys, she is so right that's why it's so hurtful. You are the people she described and that's why you can't take it...Go home to your wives and kids you sad cunts!!!!

debo says:

i need a truly girl that has fear of God in her that would promise to stay with me for the rest of her life and she will be truthful and faithful to me

Kenn says:

Most Thais are Buddhists, so they don’t believe in god, but if you really want a God fearing woman, maybe you should look in Latin America, but why you would want a god fearing woman is beyond me; my current Girl Friend is from Venezuela; and they are pretty damn religious down there

luv u longtime says:

Well what can i say, i travelled Thai for 5 months last year and slept with alot of bargirls, never had to pay because of my age and looks. I find these girls have a heart and feeling to, not like some of the stuck up bitches at home who will milk you dry.
They just want to be treated right, and hope to meet a nice man who can take care of them. All i had to do was take them out for dinner and clubbing 500 baht sweet fuck all compared to western chicks! Yes its a different culture and they have different ideas to us ferang. But the thing is to all you old ugly blokes, you are just like kids again over there, who want to be told you are handsome man, to make you feel like your someone important who they want to fuck. Im not bagging ya.....Yes you might think they all still, cheat and bitch but which chicks dont. Mabe not out of ya fake wallet with a few lousy 1000 baht nots, but how about western women with ya morguage or superanuation! That is the big answer, the reason why we love these bar girls. They are hot, young and sexy and cost fuck all or free to young lads.
I just cant get enough of those beautiful asses and sweet smiles. These chicks make me go wild and i might marry one in the future, one that hasent had all your cocks throught by the way. So remember what i said, treat them with respect and you will get in return.
PS answer this why do u keep going back there? love u long time:)

darren hua hin says:

fuck for free?

you can't even spell mate

Road Natzi says:

Luv you long time,

Get over yourself, IDIOT!

Do you honestly think that your the first western person, to get a fuck for nothing.

Of course the moles that were putting out for you are probably just 'delivering' for a free nights aircon accommodation and a meal or two, nothing new about that, especially when business is slow.

You better check ur pin sized cock at the 'quack' (doctor), you probably will find one of those moles has left you with some kind of gift, ie HIV or something like that.

Of course, if its just the fact your bragging about the odd free root, let me tell you this "NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS FREE", you better Analise what really went on during ur trip to Thailand and consult a Psychiatrist who can read you head and initiate the shock treatment you so desperately need.

Please don't annoy us here at MS, with information that is known by us all, its like re-inventing 'the wheel' and only leaves me with one question for you; "Which rock have you been living under" (I want to remove it and replace it with a 'high rise building', thus burying you for eternity.

Prufrock says:

Kasman?