Mango Sauce is on hiatus

tingtawng says:

I don't want to sound like a wet blanket, but starting a brand new website means you're going to have to jump through a LOT of hoops to get decent rankings in the search engines and a decent enough following to get good advertising money.

Think of all the inbound links you'll need to build up - naturally and slowly over time (you can try to buy links I guess, but search engines are getting smarter).

I suppose you could court controversy like Keith Summers.

Or if you're using an established domain name and moving it in a new direction, then you can inherit the traffic and inbound links etc.

love4fun says:

Wow, that's really too bad. I've been a regular reader for a few months now and I really think it's unfortunate. I hope to see you up and running again soon. Best of luck to you...

MP says:

Noooooo, Mango Sauce is the website that makes it possible for me to survive until we go back to LOS.

Road Natzi says:

David,

The world is a constant changing dynamic. Every day I approach the office and I wonder what lessons I am going to be taught for the day.

I always find it interesting to watch both people and organisations and the way they move in circles, back and forth and up and down.

There is a great book called, "Don't sweat the small stuff...and its all small stuff". Take the time out to read the book, it should help you think outside the square, just a little.

They say and I always wonder who 'they' actually are, "A change is as good as a holiday". In this case a change may not be the answer to your questions. Lets face it, if they can squash MANGO, they can squash your new website too, so whats the difference. Of course you could answer me by getting all technical about websites, traffic and links etc, but I urge you to take ur time out to examine the entire picture, so to speak.

At the end of the day, is it really worth while, treading all the same water you've been doing all this time, to achieve 'what', I ask you.

Anyway, I guess I'm off to find some other way to amuse myself, take care and keep smiling, everytime you find youself feeling down, just remember, it could be worse, you could be that pimple faced insignificant little HIV Positive twirp, with the straggly little pubic hair of a penis that thinks hes a US MARINE and constantly writing about how good you are....YOU COULD HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO COMMON SENSE!!!!

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Hi Road Natzi

The real problem with www.mangosauce.com is that it's been permanently banned from the Google AdSense program due to its supposedly explicit content.

AdSense supplies ads relevant to Thailand (i.e. hotels, visa services, legal advisors etc.) and these would be of more interest to regular readers than the "BANG A HOTTIE TONIGHT!" ads that I'm currently running.

The sex ads only appeal to the casual visitors delivered by Google and, because my Google referrals have crashed, so has my income.

Mango Sauce has a large and loyal readership but, without AdSense, I can't run ads that are relevant to them.

The obvious solution is to move the "non-explicit" content to a new site where I can create a more reliable income stream using Google AdSense.

Due to Google's total dominance of the Internet and Mango Sauce's current mismatch between advertisers and readers, I don't really have much choice.

Doggedly continuing to post here will get me nowhere because survival in this business requires flexibility.

Regards
David

tingtawng says:

David, be sure to move the cleaner articles (i.e. remove them from MS) and not just copy them. Google wants unique content and not articles/posts that are replicated from an existing domain.

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Hi Tingtawng

Yes. And then I'll apply a 301 redirect.

Regards
David

John says:

Why not have donations or sell ads directly rather than through Adbrite?

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Hi John

Regarding donations, I'm not comfortable with holding out the begging bowl and, in any case, PayPal has blacklisted me because they don't like the tone of my articles. Regardless of what politicians might have us believe, censorship still thrives.

Selling ads is a full-time job in itself and I have to use AdBrite out of necessity. They're actually very good at what they do and my failure to attract mainstream advertisers probably has more to do with this site's provocative headlines and salacious graphics rather than any shortcomings on AdBrite's part.

Regards
David

Wombat says:

Sad news indeed. Originally I would have been classified as a refugee from stickman.

However over the last few months I have enjoyed your sense of humour to the extent that Mango Sauce became the first site I would click on to. Whether it be a quiet chuckle, a belly laugh or tears of laughter you have usually managed to brighten my day.

I wish you success in your next endeavour. Bloody Google.

The only thing I won't miss is scrolling past Dicer's interminable gibberish.

Looks like the pathetic virgin hunter will now have to find someone else to stalk. Watch Bangkok Bad Boy & Tanai.

neil says:

Hi David,
can you make a new domain name like thailandmangosauce or something and then redirect traffic from here to there while using the same content as mangosauce but make sure it's adsense safe.

This would be a quick way to get adsence back and you will not lose your current readers.

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Hi Neil

A few wrinkles still need to be ironed out but, essentially, that's the plan.

Regards
David

Starkus says:

Maybe its stupid idea, but why dont you move the explicit content into a free membership are under the same domain? Locking the google censors their bots and looking "clean" for them on the outside? While free members can get the dodgy stuff with password inside?

Cheers,

Starkus

reality bite says:

yep, google de-balled this site, but dont underestimate the role old Netchanok Klikersorn played in rendering this site nueter as well. The irony of the fact the Kieth Summers is now THE internet authority on Thai Expat matters by default is apalling !

John says:

Also try linkworth. They allow adult sites and are probably better than adbrite.

Common Sense says:

Well I'm definetly sorry to see MangoSauce go. Whatever you work out David, I'm sure you will somehow find a way to improve the site. Even though many of us would say that is impossible. The best of luck in your future endeveaor.

Road Natzi,
Are you by chance Prufrocks long lost son. You can't seem to make a post without referring to me. I'm sure this is some type of hereditary obsessive-compulsive neurological disorder you recieved from your soon to be dead father. He seems to have a thing for trying to adjust people meds, maybe he can give you a hand. I suggest a good dose of SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Have a nice day.

William Mahanakorn says:

I am definitely going to miss the interesting discussions of the redlight literati, including Dean Barrett....but if anyone's interested, you can see him humiliate himself here at www.blogspot.thaipeeps.com.

Cheers, David!

I will certainly be looking for your next incarnation. Don't make us wait as long as Stick has.

Road Natzi says:

Common Sense (lack of),

Listen here dipshit, you are not even the spent cum dribbling from the end of prufrock's used condom.

You must have Prufrock shaking in his boots (NOT).

Anytime you want to try out ur supposed MARINE fighting skills, look no further than my place, your a young FUCK and I will teach you a thing or too. Eventually CS someone will beat a little bit of sense into you.

When your fucked up country, the mighty uncle sam COCKSUCKER and his cronies finally let you cruise outside that fucked up island you live on, look me up CUSTARD ARSE and we will go from there. I'm always interested to see CS that you only know how to use other peoples lines, which just goes to prove you are simply a regurgetator. On that note, its only a matter of time until all the sewer that your life in the us of a has been feeding you will start to spew out ur mouth.....AHHH THATS IT, THATS WHATS BEEN HAPPENING ON HERE.

David, whatever you do, create ur new site and somehow give CS the slip mate and let him go back to watching his kiddy porn and all male felching sites.

:-)

Grunt says:

Well, again, dicer (and her many MANY nom de plumes) have rendered the core readership completely disgusted and aliented...thus leaving MS wide open for any google attacks.

Corporate America is a singularly female, and thus feminist, monstrosity. With google being no exception.

The only "explicit content" MS puts forth is the intellectual and spiritual bankrupcy of western matriarchal society. Thus presenting a relief valve of sorts to western men.

That alone is a sin that google will not allow to persist. One would think David would be smart enough to know when, and by whom, he was being laid seige by.

All thats left now is to put dicer in charge is this internet titanic as it plods along towards obscurity.

You earned your 30 peices of silver, dicer.

William Mahanakorn says:

David, many thanks for posting the link. However, apparently, only dyslexics will find the video of Dean Barrett making a fool of himself, wandering about in the humidity in search of a beer and a bar girl. This is most likely the same audience he has in mind for his Patpong Pot Boilers. The link should read:

www.thaipeeps.blogspot.com.

Cheers!
William Mahanakorn

Craig says:

For months now I have read both incite and humor from all.
I have enjoyed the rant but suppose I will never know if Grunt and his cronies could ever have been able to badger or discredit Dicer into submission much less obedience.
No success, as I see it, but they did have a good run.
I will never know for sure if the failure of the site or the madness of Google has anything to do with a connection being established between a crack down on English teachers coupled with the well-known Thai dedication in saving fair maidens from brothels.
Well the possible connection between the four could have been clearly the start of a poignant unfinished Dicer rant.

dingdongrb says:

Hey 'Runt Natzi'.....

It's one thing to bash Common Sense (as he deserves it most of the time), but for you to cut down my country is another matter. Is the belittling of America a way that you show you’re jealous?

The USA is and always will be the economic and military power of the world! Matter of fact in my opinion we are also the brains of the world.

Why is it that everyone in the world wants to live in America and we filter out the scum like you?

By the way, if you're so proud of your background please partake in informing me as to where you are from. And please don't say anything that I'll be able to reply back with negatively as we all know that the best part of you ran down your Mama's leg.

Bandersnatch says:

Yes, Dicer's writing is known for "incite". Mostly, it incites us to rebellion and outright rioting.

Grunt says:

Nice link William, but spare us the moralistic finger-pointing.

And we can safely conclude that craig = one of dicers many MANY alternate nicks.

Road Natzi says:

Dingdongrb,

You are exactly the type of Yankee scum shit that gives ur nation a bad name. Lets face it, the majority of citizens in the USA are educated to the same poor standard, as you. You are educated to think that the USA is the world and the rest of us are insignificant.

I am Australian and very proud to be one. I am also a realist and believe that there are many wonderful countries in the world, including the USA. I can tell you, having travelled extensively, that most people around the world are interested in other countries and cultures....ALL EXCEPT UR CREED. The Yanks would have to be the most self absorbed, self centred race that have ever walked this planet. Of course, its difficult to stereotype all the people from one nation into one group, but from my experience I have never met so many FUCKWITS in one country. Also travelling the world I have met probably the worst American twits, as the very worst of you seem to travel. It never ceases to amaze me how fucked up some of your countrymen are.

I wont just make broad statements about ur nation without examples; ie: I've had dozens of halfwit yanks ask me what part of Europe Australia is in???? Deerrrrrrrr ! FUCKEN DUMB ARSE YANKEE CUNTS. Still I would rather you morons think we're in Europe than travel Down Under to one of the worlds greatest nations.

Lets look at other examples of American shit, lets see theres GEORGE W BUSH and his senile old father. Theres Bill Clinton, his wife and a few dozen whores that Billy was banging right under his wifes nose. "I never has sexual relations with that hamster".

Of course we could referr to all ur gutless military that are killing thousands of innocent people world wide, normally by using weapons of mass destruction......of course we got rid of one looney who was allegedly hiding some weapons somewhere, of course maybe they were in his anal passage....anyway Im sure a few queer countrymen had their noses and tongues right up saddams clacker. NOW WE ONLY NEED TO EXECUTE THOSE OTHER WAR CRIMINALS, GEORGE W and his merry group of gutless thugs.

Of course while the US Military was soaring high above Iraq, Australias SAS were leading the troups on the ground, one could say, making it safe for pussies like urself. History has shown what went on in other wars such as Vietnam....so don't try and defame us, we have the runs on the board.

It is true that America is a relatively strong economic country, however, you have the population to support that. Australia is roughly the same landmass as the USA, however we only have approx 20 million occupants and not as many tax payers etc to compete on that front. However dispite this, we hold our own, our sportsmen and women are some of the best in the world....our swimming team constantly flogs the crap out of ur steroid taking gay motherfuckers.

Not only is the USA large and mighty, its also one dangerous fuck of a place with cunts getting popped every few seconds, some of the murders even happen of serious issues, although most people are slayed for a can of beans or pack of cigarettes. WOW HOW FUCKING GREAT WOULD IT BE TO LIVE THERE !!!

Australia isnt the greatest place in the earth, not the most powerful or even the most scenic (although we definately hold our own there), BUT I AM THE FIRST TO ACKNOWLEDGE that there are many nations that are worthy for one reason or another.

You are a complete dipshit mate, please stay in ur fucked up home and stay away from the two places I hold dear to my heart, being Australia and Thailand.

Of course there are many other wonderful places, for example, The United Arab Emirates is devine, Egypt, New Zealand, Greece, Italy, Spain, Malta, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Germany, France, fuck even Mexico is a greater place to visit than half the locations in the states. Lets not forget one of the most beautiful countries in the world Canada, Scottland, Ireland. Then theres little places like the Maldives...YOU DUMB CUNT THERS SO MANY WONDERFUL PLACES, I hope no more ugly arsed yank tank fuckers like urself polute.

Yeah its true, I hate the majority of the USA, some of its places offer extreem beauty, but everytime one of ur ignorant countrymen open there great trap of a mouth its smells like their anus is speaking. I did this, I did that, The USA THIS THE USA THAT !!!

Get over yourself America. Stop being global bullies, but out of shit thats happening on the opposite side of the world and next time ur getting ur asses kicked FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE....Stop using Economic sanctions to control other less fortunate nations YOU GREEDY CUNTS.

I hope a million planes fly up ur arse DINGDONGRB and then and only then might you and a million or billion other cunts all like yourself realise why AMERICANS ARE THE MOST HATED CUNTS WORLD WIDE....ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WANT TO SUPPORT ISLAMIC FUNDALMENTALISTS.

Ohh and on that note, why don't you charge David HICKS or let him the fuck go....where else in the world could someone be held against their own will and everyone from that cocksucking shithole support such action. At least when Saddam tourtured and held thousands as prisoners the world condemmed his actions....YOU DUMB CUNTS THINK ITS OK FOR YOU DO THE SAME.

DOWN WITH THE USA AND ALL FUCKHEADS LIKE YOU DINGDONGR FUCKING B.

Just in case my message to you is unclear, "GO GET URSELF A CUP OF FUCKOFF AND GROW UP"

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Gentlemen

This site is supposed to be about Thailand.

In the absence of any new articles, I fully understand why things are going off-track but I would like to keep the forum going during this hiatus if at all possible.

Regards
David

Prufrock says:

dingdongrb: You are a cartoon. Prufrock

Prufrock says:

Bandersnatch: Word on the street is that the Thais are working on a spell-check with a sense of smell and a libido.
Prufrock

Stick Kettle On says:

Im rather sad that Mango has gone - and make no mistake about it, its gone... This bird will never fly again, in my opinion. You have to figure without Google on side, David has little to drive revenue. And i doubt Google will come back on side - so thats all for mango, i think. Real shame, was a great site.

However, I am more upset that the little prick keith fucking summers will now be the forefront of websites amongst ex-pats. How the fuck did that cheesy little demented virgin hunting fuck wit land on his feet there? With no ammusment left for ex-pats on the web, we are forced to read summers drivel such as a two fucking thousand word essay on how he met two old women selling honey, invited them to his factory and took pictures and, and... and... thats it. He met two women selling honey, took a few pics and constructed a fucking essay about it.

David, please try and resume some level of your witty outlook on Thai life before that boring cunt summers leads to us all taking the pattay high dive.

Did i mention he is a cunt?

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Hi Stick Kettle On

One of the world's top search engine experts (who also happens to be a Mango Sauce reader) is advising me how to straighten things out with Google and get the sanctions lifted.

Success isn't guaranteed but it's a very promising development.

Regards
David

Clever-falang-name says:

Like omigod, where do these winners hang out? Can I buy you a Chang Light sometime?

Prufrock says:

Gentlemen

This site is supposed to be about Thailand.

Regards
David

dingdongrb: Prufrock is also a cartoon.
Gets out of hand sometimes. Thank you for your patience.
In future my posts will be about Thailand.

Question for all: recently settled expats and old-timers.
Do any of you have comparisons to offer?
Say between the way things were done when you first got here and the present situation?
It's an ongoing saga but an interesting one.
sincerely
Prufrock

Prufrock

dingdongrb says:

Once again, ‘Hey Runt Natzi’……

Very good reply. I expect that from you. Although did you think of it all by yourself or did you get help from some of your “mates”… Mate? Why the frick do you call me ‘mate’? ‘Mate’ means ‘equal’ or ‘couple’ (fit or join). I am nowhere near your equal. I am far superior than the “World Traveling” reject that you are. And for sure I am not your better half as in being a couple. So don’t assume I’m your ‘mate’.

Now as far as the good ole USA, I didn’t say we don’t have problems, I just love my country the same as you love your swimming team (if you call that a freakin sport). I just don’t like low-lifes like you putting down the best country in the world.

Yes, America has gotten it’s nose into a lot of business that it probably shouldn’t have but then again America has given the world a lot that degenerate countries as yours couldn’t. Tell me, what has your country given the world? I am ignorant on the Aussies so give me some examples please. I can tell you, the USA has given the world:

· The car
· The telephone
· Electricity
· Democracy
· Space exploration
· It’s the country that contributes the most to aid and relief when natural disaster strikes other parts of the world
· The IC

I could go on and on but you get my point. Now tell me what has Australia given the world?

Yes, we have ignorant and stupid people in our country. The ones that kill one another over tennis shoes. Or the ones that drown their own children. The ones that cannot even find New York City on a map. But be honest, tell me the Aussies don’t have some stupid folks too. If you can’t then you are a bigger egotistical asshole than I perceive you to be.

And again, I agree with you some of our presidents have made stupid decisions. I don’t disclaim that argument a bit. But then again we have had some mighty fine chiefs of staff. That being Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Teddy Roosevelt, Ike, and many more like them. By the way, do you get to choose who you want to head your country? I think not! That’s great freedom…Ha…

You are only caught up with the bad issues with America because I see your jealously is kicking in again. America being the power it is we get the news coverage and poor little Australia doesn’t.

If it weren’t for America you’d probably be speaking Japanese or German now instead of the bullshit that is spooling out of your mouth.

Now as far as the USA not being a beautiful country I guess you’ve never been to my part of the woods, Colorado. It is one of the most beautiful pieces of the USA. Yes, I’ve been throughout the US. The ghettos of Chicago, Brooklyn, Miami, and elsewhere. We have our bad spots. But some of those are due to letting scum slip through our borders. Australia is lucky that it is surrounded by water. This way only the best swimmers on your swim teams get to make it to your borders illegally.

Okay, as I stated here many times, I agree with the bad things that you have said about my country. But it is far better than your country. Don’t bash it. Bash Common Sense all you want but keep my country, which I am proud of for the most part, out of your rambling posts. I love the good old USA and I’m proud I was born and raised there.

….But to frown upon your wishes, I currently live in Thailand and plan on retiring there at the young age of fifty in a couple of years. Can you top that you aborigine killing Aussie?

………And if you’d take a Kleenex, wipe that sperm running down your Mama’s leg, you could have yourself a real ‘mate’, a twin brotha.

Hey David, please don't give up yet. I'm a new viewer and I need my daily fix of ranting with the 'world travelers'. I love your columns whether I agree or disagree. But as a previous post of mine stated, I work in China, live in Thailand, and this is out right damn cheap entertainment for me. Sure beats the sloppy seconds at the GoGo bars behind 'Runt'.

Mr Thaksin, BKKchat.org says:

at the end of the day Davo all l can say is .....
"they still have great little boxes"

l know how you feel mate, l have been banned from bkkchat.org for a while now, no fun being homeless.

as that wog bird always says "l will surviveeeeee hey heyyyy"

Thaxo.

dingdongrb says:

Hey Profuck... Thanks! Yes, 'Superman' is a cartoon if I'm correct you POS.

And don't bash Bandersnatch on his spelling. You can't even get your own handle spelled correctly, 'Mr Perfect'. (I take it you didn't read my reply in the post 'Bangkok newbie gets stuck in'...

JJ should be in BK says:

its a shame mate

i've been reading the site for as long as i can remember, and have read every post.

some of your writing is brilliant, and i have been laughing the office down many times and getting into trouble for it.

i hope taking out the naughty stuff and leaving google safe content wont ruin the great writing and good content.

good luck

Prufrock says:

dingdongrb said: I just don’t like low-lifes like you putting down the best country in the world

And then he said:
America has gotten it’s nose into a lot of business that it probably shouldn’t have -------
(and then)
Now as far as the good ole USA, I didn’t say we don’t have problems -----

I am ignorant on the Aussies -----

of these facts as well:
The car (a Frenchman)
· The telephone (a Canadian)
· Electricity (simultaneously with others)
· Democracy (Greeks 2000 years ago)
· Space exploration (Heil! Werner von Braun a moribund aerospace industry and a pack of x- Nazis)
· It’s the country that contributes the most to aid and relief when natural disaster strikes other parts of the world (US tax dollars to pay US corps. full price for surplus stock)

The ghettos of Chicago, Brooklyn, Miami, and elsewhere (fuck, I'll say). We have our bad spots....

(And then your own) letting scum slip through our borders.(Racist jingoism)

keep my country, which I am proud of (for the most part,) out of your ****rambling posts****.

Can you top that you aborigine killing Aussie? Merkins annihilated tens of millions domestically and continue worldwide to this day - biggest export aid category ? WMD anyone?

China, huh huh huh, yeah whatever dude.

It's ok Dingdong, if mindless uninformed Chauvinism is your game you'll get your fill when you retire here in Bangkok. (Thais are the Eastern Hemisphere distributors of mindless peckersnot like the above out takes from your knee jerk, cliche-ridden post.
So come over and lap it up ching-chongrb ;-)

Oh Yeah, and "we" burned your Capitol to the fucking ground in 1812. Guess who?

95 % of this post is yours back at you, pal ;-)

Prufrock

Bandersnatch says:

dingdonger,

I don't think Prufrock was knocking my spelling. In fact, he has likely already deduced that I was the citywide spelling champion (1964).

No, what he meant was ... erm ... well, ... hmmm, what the hell *did* that mean, P?

Bandersnatch says:

"Do any of you have comparisons to offer?
Say between the way things were done when you first got here and the present situation?"

When I arrived here on Jan 1, 1991 the government was being run by a group of greedy, corrupt, self-serving bastards who were ousted shortly thereafter by the military, who vowed they were going to clean things up. But now, ...

When I first got here, there were a lot of Thai girls who wanted to get into my pants - the part where I kept my wallet. But now, ...

Plus ça change ...

Dana says:

Ok, I'll say it. I will miss Dicer and Tanai Kwai. Of course I will still have both of them calling me at all hours of the day and night with personal questions about their personal lives that they want my input on; but it is not the same as reading their always interesting posts. End of an era.

Prufrock says:

Chingchongrb: I'll concede American supremacy in a few selected areas in order to keep you breathing.
Indeed, murder for sneakers HAS replaced murder for hire as a truly American innovation. American child drownings have replaced the mundane child sacrifice smearing the historical record of the world's less developed jurisdictions. (except in Iraq where the children aren't yours and the ones that ARE yours are , well, um, older, well, um, they, love 'Marka and , want to get shot to pieces in the middle of a dust storm.
Yeah. (Can't really impeach Bush 'cause according to you, you're all in on it.)
So,like, Ok, agreed there has been progress. I'll concede the point.

Regarding the US's immigration problems:
Last time I looked, Superman was an undocumented alien working Stateside without a Green Card. Ask any Wetback, that's a no-no.
Common sense would tell us . . . .

But enough about the USA (more than enough)

What might be your reasons for choosing to retire in Thailand rather than the USA ?

Prufrock
(. . . a comic, darker than most, but a comic no less)

Please excuse recent misspelling (s?) of my screen name. I type this stuff faster than you can think and well, as you well know, such carelessness leads to the sophomoric comic book jingoism by means of which you routinely embarrass yourself.

Proofers

bangkokram says:

Much as I hate off topic rants, lets get a few things straight dingdongrb;

First Car with Internal Combustion Engine - France 1862

First Telephone - Scotland 1876

First Electricity - Dr. William Gilbert UK "First use of the word Electric" 1600

First Democracy - Greece 500BC

First Space Flight - Russia 1957

I'm not America bashing, but lets face it, they're not responsible for everything worthwhile in the world.

After making a mental note, America (Some parts) came 35th on my list of places to live.

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GOOD LUCK David, still waiting for the first person to visit my blog!

Road Natzi says:

Dingdongrb,

Prufers really slams it to you, just shows how ignorant you guys really are. I am not going to cover the points raised by him, however, will reply to ur post.

Firstly, the term 'mate' is used by aussies in varying situations and basically means 'friend'. Of course in your situation you may hear and Australian say to you, "Listen mate, fuck off or i'll punch the shit outa you". Of course this term won't be referred to in your little dictionary you keep by your bed titled, 'Dictionary for trailer trash'.

Secondly, I refuse to comment to a nation of people like you about the treatment of Aboriginals here in Australia, however I will say, I'm not proud of some of the things white australians have done to the Aborigines, but our atrocities never amounted to enslaving certain groups of people for hundreds of years ... Shame America, Shame.

You mention what has Australia done for the world, you think nothing, you are truely a FUCKWIT.

The following list is a small example of what Australians have invented and produced for the world:-

The Combine Harvester, Permacultre, Dynamic Lifter, The Sarich Engine, The differential, The ute, The Black Box Flight Recorder, Rack and pinion steering systems, Hyshot Screamjet Engine, Hills hoist, The electric drill, Latex Gloves, The notepad, The telephane, Postage stamps, Xerox photocopying, Polomyer Bank Notes, Blast Glass (bullet proof glass), REFRIDGERATION, The Wine Cask, The Electric Pacemaker, Penicillian, The bionic ear, Asprin, Spray on Skin for burn victims, Calyx drill, The Thrust Bearing, Moldflow software,The teleprinter.

We conducted the worlds first heart transplant on Fiona Koote in the 80ties. We have leading medical research in the heart, cancer and eye fields.

In relation to helping the world, Australia made the larges single ongoing donation to the countries affected by the Tsnami and sent one of the largest humanitarian teams overseas to assist. I was part of this team and went to Thailand where I worked in the Disaster Indentification team, dealing with thousands of bodies and the process of identifying the deceased and dealing with that situation. Australians lead the world in Disaster Indentification processes as well as 'Search and Rescue' missions.

On this point the people of THAILAND SHOULD HOLD THEIR HEADS HIGH, the way they handled the Tsynami situation, where under extreem conditions they never gave up hope and pushed forward to where they are now. I vaguely remember when one part of the united states went underwater, watching all the trailer trash sitting around bitching about what the government hadnt done for them, SHAME AMERICA SHAME!!!

Listen cocksucker, I could go on, but I won't I don't need to justify the Australian way of life to a peice of trash like you. Your post, just goes to prove that you are one of the YANKEE WANKERS I was refering to.

Australia is not the best country in the world, we are NOT brain washed to think nothing else exists, as mentioned before I believe the world has many amazing countries and people and some of the poorest ones are the best.

As for me fuckhead, I am younger than you and will be formally retired from my organisation 10 years before your retirement of 50 years. I already have a wonderful life in Thailand, during the 4 odd months I am there, my family has been existing in that country for over 25 years. I won't be retiring to Thailand, because retirement for me will always involve making money, of which I manage to bundle a stash from the USA every year. I love thailand to unwind, enjoy the good things in life and watch CLUSTERFUCKS like you and Common Sense lose everything when u fall in love with some bar girl, who empties your pockets with the greatest of eze.

I stick by my original comments and yours just go to prove my point. Prufrock smashes you and Bangkokram also gives u a serve. You are a FUCKWIT and you come from a land of FUCKWITS.

dingdongrb says:

Hey Pure Fuck,

I guess the burning of our capitol wasn’t enough to allow your red ass coats (errr...'cunts') to take over our great country. Was it? Your country back then was no more or no less than the world invading, sticking your noses in everyone’s business America, you think we are today. Why did you all stop? I’ll tell you why. Because you finally figured out that you were no longer the big bully on the block, just the little girlie pussies that you are. We grew up faster than you and became more powerful. That’s part of your jealousy today. Isn’t it? You’re mad because we took your role over and became the power of the planet. Now you want it back so you’re going to cry about what you can’t have/be anymore. Too freakin bad for you little boy. Take your ball and go home.

I guess your smart-ass ignorance about typing so fast that you make spelling errors is rubbing off into your speed-reading too. I suggest you slow down, spit that wiener out of your mouth, put your glasses back on, and read a little closer at my posts. I didn’t say that the USA invented those items, I stated, “I can tell you, the USA has given the world:”

We gave you what you have today and take for granted. Actually let me rephrase that we sold you all that chit. Yes, we took your money. We were and still are the entrepreneurs of the world. We refined those items, like many more, and pocketed big moolah doing so. To bad your freakin Queen wouldn’t allow you the freedom to do the same. Once again your jealously is probably setting in. Go to Nana, Patpong, or Soi Cowboy, get yourself a Chang and chill dude. I know you want to be like me, but that’s impossible. You’re the sperm that ‘Runt’s’ mother wiped from her other leg, ‘mate’.

Like I said before, yes the USA has problems but where in the world don’t? I love my country. I am grateful where I was born and raised and I’m happy that I’m not from your low life neck of the world. As I also said, the USA gets headlined in the news media internationally because we are at the top of the hill and everyone is trying to knock us off. The only time you hear about your country is when Baby Blair is crying and telling everyone he can’t handle his job anymore and wants to quit…… boo hoo hoo… Maybe you should take over, “Mr. Perfect”.

BankokRam, I didn’t say the USA was responsible for “everything worthwhile in the world”. Go back and read my post. I was purely giving ‘Runt’ some examples of what the Americans have contributed to and merely was asking him what the Aussies have provided. I guess he’s off still trying to think of some. So, please sit down with ‘Pure Fuck’ and learn to read a little slower so that you can comprehend the letters in my sentences.

And why do I choose to retire to Thailand? Because I can! Jealous again?

tracy emin says:

Scotland invented the Modern World.

Happy Burns night, folks.

dingdongrb says:

Hmmmm.... Lets see 'Pure Fuck' thinks that a Canadian invented the telephone. 'Runt Natzi' thinks that his fellow 'matey mates' from Australia invented it and poor lil ole 'Bangkokram' thinks it was the Scots.

I guess it goes to show you boys, don’t always believe what you read. That’s why I don’t listen at all to the chit that spools from your tongues.

Well, I guess I lied. I read it for my cheap entertainment. But I sure in the hell don’t believe all the bullchit you tend to search on the Internet and then regurgitate to the rest of us trying to impress us with your absolute dumbness.

Keep em coming, I need some more laughs in place of my medication.

Hahahahahahahaha

By the way ‘Runt’ what search engine did you use to come up with that great list which I’m sure you had no knowledge of before then? Why not use this one and you can see that An Englishman invented the postage stamp. http://www.invention-ifia.ch/Stamps.htm

Now don’t always believe what you read….. Look for yourselves… Which others do, and don’t know how to read (due to lack of educations). I don’t always believe what I read. That’s why the posts from ‘Runt’ and ‘Pure Fuck’ don’t bother me. They are merely entertainment passing away my time in this executive suite I reside at in China until I make my next return home to Thailand.

Waxhead says:

Some Americans know when to stop. Some do not.

Dingdong, quit embarassing your countrymen with your drivel, and this thread will be a better place.

BTW, nice to see the Aussies didn't mention Pavlova, they normally claim that one too.

Wombat says:

dingdongrb

Thanks for reminding all of us how objectionable some Americans can be. You should run for office. From reading your posts you possess 2 of the 3 requirements for a successful politician. You are insufferably arrogant. You are woefully ignorant of the wider world. Can you confirm that you are blinded to everything but your own self advancement therefore achieving the trifecta?

You presume to comment on the plight of Aborigines yet overlook your own country's appalling treatment of Native Americans. Manifest destiny indeed.

Undoubtedly the 20th century was the American century. I have news for you. It is now the 21st century. Which country will be the dominant power both economically & militarily before the end of the century? You should know. You claim to work there.

As a general rule I quite like Americans & in the interests of fairness I don't believe that Road Natzi's above post does the rest of us any credit.

dingdongrb says:

Waxie,

I take it your not from the USA or you would standing up to those that bash your country as well.

Like I first stated when the America bashing begun, "It's one thing to bash Common Sense (as he deserves it most of the time), but for you to cut down my country is another matter.".... (Speaking to the 'Runt Natzi' as he began the country bashing.)

I guess it became a 'pissing contest'. I'm so cold I piss ice cubes.

Sorry if I hurt your 'feelers'.

I'll stand down now. But hopefully if anyone belittles your country you're proud enough (and man enough) to stand up to them. But then again maybe you're not.

anon. says:

If and when Mangosauce returns, I hope the author will take action to reduce the amount of verbal flatulance generated by this lot.

Prufrock says:

We are not anti-American any more than somebody can be anti-Maltese or anti-Thai so shove that idea up your ass. And stop crapping on those fellow Americans who are patently embarrassed by your nit-wit jive assed stupidity. We and millions of your fellow Americans are are anti-ignoramus.

But my, my, Chingchongrb. Aren't you in a flat spin? The truth hurts, doesn't it?
And from the look of all these posts it's really "Go time" I'd say.

Of course how can our posts be anything but biased against your beloved "'Marka". After all, anybody can see that the facts themselves are biased. The truth and the history are biased. I mean what good are historical truths and facts if they can't be twisted to start a war or hide the fact that Tom Hanks hit the beach about 21/2 years after the war started for everyone else because you guys were still busy trying to decide if you loved the Nazis or the Brits!
Americans with guts had to come to Canada to join the RAF!
And don't get me started on your love affair with the Leon Urine version of how 'Marka has supported the Sal Mineo justification for the stealing of Palestine and starting all the shit that provides a focal point for worldwide jihad.
Thanks 'Marka for all the morons like chingchong who don't know a fucking thing.
(Bechtel executive no doubt)

Wait'll you see what China has in store for you peckerwits ;-)

Special thanks to Roadster, Waxhead, bangkokgraham, Wombat and the silent informed majority who make up the bulk of Mango Sauce's readership but can't be arsed to post because long-winded bastards like us have the situation well in hand.

And Chingchongrb? Blow it out yer ass big fella.

Respectfully
Proofralk

Mac says:

"I guess it goes to show you boys, don’t always believe what you read."
You would do well to take your own advice, Dingdong.

If you can turn off the Star Strangled Blather for a moment, the fact is that while America likes to claim Alexander Graham Bell, the man generally credited with inventing the telephone, as one of their own, that is not strictly true. Bell did become a U.S. citizen, but not until 1882, seven years after inventing the telephone, at which time he was a Canadian citizen, albeit working in the U.S.
He was Scottish by birth and spent his first 23 years there before moving to Canada.

So first and foremost he was a Scotsman, secondly a Canadian, and eventually one of the "scum that slipped through" the borders of your exalted land.

He spent most of his later years in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia ('New Scotland'), no doubt to get away from uncouth, loudmouthed ignoramus yankees like yourself.
Note that I am not belittling America here.
I'm belittling you.

dingdongrb says:

Hey Mac,

Did I really say anything about Bell discovering the telephone? No I didn’t, so don't assume (makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me').

I was merely stating that America took the front running and started commercialization of it. Making the World into a communicating society.

So don't go thinking that you can understand what I'm writing. Hell I can't even do that at times.

And yes, go on and belittle me for all it's worth to you. But I dare you to try it to my face rather than through your searches on the Internet trying to find out who really invented the phone. (I'm sure that your history class didn't tell you everything that you just looked up on the Internet.)

I'm wondering how some of you all really made it in life with looking up chit on the Internet.

Hey ‘Prufrock',

Did I actually say anything about the Americans not killing the American Indians? No, I didn't! I merely made a statement about the ole high and mighty Aussie country not being perfect. Trying to show the ignorant 'Road Natzi' that his country is not perfect either.

I see it hits a nerve when others talk about how bad your countries are. Now you can understand how I felt when you all go bashing the USA. Can't take it. Then as I said, 'take your ball and go home.'

I for one am not for bashing anyone's country. I don't bash Thailand. And I'm surely not bashing China. I see what China has in store for the world. I live here everyday. Yes, time and history changes and I'm just glad that you won't be around at the end of this century babbling about how 'I told you so.'

I'm merely saying don't bash the country I am proud of. All of our countries have problems. There not one that doesn't.

It seems like most of you get your kicks cutting everyone down and the things about them. (No wonder this world is at war.)

Debating is one thing, but the criticism that some of you place in here is something else. Now I have stooped to your level of play. Shame on me. I have now stopped. Please pick up your ball and go home unless we can play nice together?

By the way, being as ignorant as I am, what do you mean referring to “Bechtel executive no doubt”?

dingdongrb says:

David,

I apologize for getting way off subject and for expressing my love of my country. I am new to this site as I mentioned before. I will mind my ‘Ps’ and ‘Qs’ and refrain from this again. I guess I’ll play the old adage of, ‘Sticks and Stones…….’

I hope that you will accept my sincere apology and overlook my stupidity of this.

Thanks,
dingdongrb (a proud American)

fbuom says:

I'm a Yank, currently working in the land of Oz. I've spent some time in the UK, too.

Quite frankly, if I were a citizen of them, what I've read in the papers in all of those countries would make me blush!

Or does make me blush, in the case of my own country. We all know about Dubya, but what about the those bashing my country:

Thugs rioting at the Australian Open ring a bell, anyone?

"[O]ur atrocities never amounted to enslaving certain groups of people for hundreds of years ... Shame America, Shame."

Strictly speaking, the first few hundred years of that enslavement was under British rule. We waited only about 75 years after our independence to outlaw slavery. And whose ships (and economic interests) brought the slaves to the US (and the Caribbean) in the first place?

So let's keep the forum on-topic and leave the country-bashing out of it. We've all got our share of embarrassments. Country bashing only shows the ignorance/intolerance of those who stoop so low.

And David, I certainly hope you can resuscitate Mango Sauce. It's been a joy to read, after scrolling past the windbags and tirades;-)

Grunt says:

"If and when Mangosauce returns, I hope the author will take action to reduce the amount of verbal flatulance generated by this lot." - anon.

This site has been reduced to dicer literally having long winded conversations with herself. Just change names and viola...snooze city!

David allows this, and has paid the price. Likewise, if the admin hasnt learned the lesson by now, no amount of screaming will bring him around to reality.

Any webpage after this will be doomed to failure as well the moment hot Thai girls or bloated western mingers are discussed.

Prufrock says:

Some of my oldest and dearest friends are Americans. And yes, the United States of America is truly a great country, magnificent in many respects.
The excitement of New York or Boston or even the difference in the vibe when you go Stateside at Niagara Falls are all palpable.
I love the feeling distinct and unique to each place. There are also other places to see. Paris, London, Rome, Bangkok and Nong Kai.
If one judges by the lineup of refugees in front of any American consular office in any country one is glomming onto a false paradigm to gauge the worth of the USA. It's worth far more than that particular spectacle of desperation.
No one was hammering on dingdongrb because he loved his country.
He knows that but he reacted the way he did anyway hoping to get support for a load of propaganda that just isn't factual but which plays well off the barstool at Akademia Nana Plaza after seven beers.
As a Bechtel executive he should know better.

Jack Wow says:

David, to keep MS going could you not sell ad space to other Thai websites and businesses rather than rely solely on adbrite? I'm sure there's plenty out there who would pay you a monthly fee for a banner that would be seen by 100,000 plus a month.

Mac says:

Dingdongrb wrote:
"Hmmmm.... Lets see 'Pure Fuck' thinks that a Canadian invented the telephone ... and poor lil ole 'Bangkokram' thinks it was the Scots.
I guess it goes to show you boys, don’t always believe what you read."
And:
"Did I really say anything about Bell discovering the telephone? No I didn’t, so don't assume ..."

I didn't assume anything. You clearly implied that those guys didn't know what they were talking about; I showed that they were both correct.

And I certainly didn't have to look it up on the internet (who's the one making assumptions, Dingdong?); this stuff is common knowledge to anyone with a basic education. (As a matter of fact, my history class *did* give me all that information. Apparently yours didn't.)

You say you are proud of your country, but your brand of patriotism is chauvinistic and unbecoming; I don't know how proud America would be of you.

You yourself have admitted to being stupid. I can't disagree with you on that score.

Whippet says:

The problem there, Mr Wow, is that by attracting direct advertisers as opposed to agency managed advertising (such as AdBrite, Google AdWords, etc.) David has to one way or the other deal with these people himself. When his anonymity goes, so will he - exactly as happened to Stickman.

David: Have you researched the 301 redirect thing re: Google Adwords? I can't find a link but I am sure I have read before about banned sites trying this before but Google simply follow the 301 and ban the new domain too.

-----------

Hi Whippet

Thanks for the tip. I'll follow that up.

Regards
David

Andy says:

To: The US-AUS discussion forum:

During WWII (and some recent wars)Australians and North-American troops fought side by side in various parts of the world.....when they fall, the blood of American soldiers is as red as the one of the Australians' .....

Point: we are all trying to make this world a better place, do it our own way, at the end of the day we are all on the same side...stop this polemic and enjoy Thailand and a couple of beers together!

thebamboorat says:

What has America given the world?

Keith F**cking Summers that's what!!!

nuff said.

Errant says:

The problem with all this nation bashing is not so much that it's tiresome but that it's unfeasible. Barstool generalizations don't work when the human being is spoken of in the plural. The answer? Sealand, population 1. This is a terrible country and should be bashed repeatedly. Google it for a couple of nice pictures. You'll see it doesn't even qualify as one of the flyblown places because there can't be any out there.

Bash Sealand. It feels good and is plausible.

Common Sense says:

Your all a bunch of dumbfucks trying to measure your peckers up against each other this time. We've got dipshits here trying to justify the Aussies treatment of Aborigines by saying that Americans mistreated Indians. Well when the US was a British colony Britian, France, Spain, and a few other European countries shed some Native American blood while using the same manifest destiny pretext. Whoopity Doo. Selfish bastards should have been more willing to share.

Now lets talk the slave issue. Oh fuck it lets not even talk about it, just answer this question. Is there one country throughout history that was not involved in the slave trade at some point in time.

I know the US, Britain, Spain, Germans, French, Iraqi's, Egyptians, Japanese, Chinese, Italians, Greeks, Russians, and damned near all of the rest of the countries did at some point. Or did we forget about this.

As for American inventions, HA, anyone could make a case that the inventor was from another country since the US is an immigrant country with the most ethnically diverse background in the world. Hell I'm damn near full blooded German, but you won't ever hear me boasting about that. I'm American all the way.

You should all bitch slap yourselves for this ignorance.

Road Natzi says:

Happy Australia Day 26 January !!!!

Lets be honest Common, I never said Australia was the best, nor did I suggest that we had nothing to be ashamed of. I know better than most because the occupation I say I have is the ACTUAL OCCUPATION I have and sometimes I think I have just about seen everything. I just took objection to that ole antage which seems to be punched up the yankees arse's from a very young age "GO THE STRIPES...ONLY AMERICA EXISTS.

To Keep to the topic David and the topic is actually 'Mango Sauce is hiatus' I was thinking (yes that did hurt prufers), is there anything ur readers can do by the way of contacting google regarding your current problems. No matter what way you look at 'human society' we either flex and move for the majority or at the other end of the scale, 'the minority'. Either which way, if theres 100,000 readers everymonth or even just 80,000 readers and common sense, who has 20,000 attempts to log in each month (fuckin dumb arse yank tank) then surely that must mean something to google.

Perhaps if you adopt a new 'code of conduct' or something similar for posters and keep ur new stories to some standard, then google might allow you to rim their arse just a little more.

Of course, this could mean the end of the Roadster on Mango, but hey, lifes a bitch, you marry one, you have one, then one runs you over and you die.

Anyway, I could always threaten google with the roadster in head office or something like that, generally my height and weight normally puts ppl off, but if they wernt threatened by that, I could always pull my cock out and stand in the google foyer and have a good ole American wank !!!!

I don't know David, no situation is ever hopeless, is it???

Road Natzi says:

Andy,

Brother, I'd love to have beer with you, like to see prufers and No Common Sense and every other cunt including David for a beer, especially if it was in my bar, I have many ladies and they think ur all sexy men....if we do it this way, I can make some more mula and won't have as far to carry commons head, after its cut off his scrawney neck, I've got the perfect place for it, right out the back ........ one of thailands loveliest toilets, nearly as trashy as commons mouth.

I like the beer idea, everyone over to my place !!!

fbuom says:

Prufrock,

If you weren't country bashing, then what was, "[B]ecause you guys were still busy trying to decide if you loved the Nazis or the Brits!"

The response is, of course, I guess, like the British royal family, we still had a lot of relatives in Germany.

Fbuom

dingdongrb says:

Hey Mac,

Did your classroom ever teach you about Antonio Meucci? He was Italian.

Nice education you got from that Cracker Jack box. hmmmmmmm

Yeah you sure showed me that the prize in the box is ignorance....bahhhhh

I suggest you lay off the Changs for a while and save you hard earned satang and get a real education, you fucking moron.

Prufrock says:

Common's dumb re-frame gambit: "make a case that the inventor was from another country" is, not surprisingly what’s under discussion"

dingdongrd's intentions and their implications were quite clear.
Unfortunately, until somebody actually
stepped up and exposed all of them as FALSE or propaganda, jingoists and chauvinists like dingdongrb are more than happy to let their bogus claims stand by default.

WMD-Saddam-9/11 "logic" is all too "Common Sensical" and the result of this kind of thinking is painfully clear to us.

One does not "debate" facts.
One may add information, challenge their veracity but when defeated, one must admit one was wrong to have stated what one stated.
One is not entitled, after having "tried one on", and after having been hammered into reneging, to seek respite in claims of "boredom" and claims that all the other posters are driven away by this or that no one is interested. Or that the subject is suddenly “off topic”
and that out of consideration for the sensibilities of the webmaster and other posters the discussion should end. One’s penchant for gentility may find another outlet.

One admits one's mistake and if one has any manners one thanks one's adversary for the pains he took to research the truth of the matter at hand.
Neither does one opine on the validity of Google gleaned factoids any more than one would denigrate other sources UNTIL they have been discredited with better information.

Please read this carefully.
Bell invented the telephone in Canada while he was a Canadian and he made the first call from Brantford, Ontario. That's what's called an historical fact.
Bell's subsequent immigration history may be of interest but it does NOTHING to reverse this chronology or change this fact.
(His retirement in Nova Scotia speaks volumes however.)
As well, the possibility that someone may or may not have Googled this truth or learned it as a child does not change its veracity. Do you have better information? No? Then accept THIS information gracefully and move on because there is no conflict here.

An American did not invent the god damned fucking telephone no matter how many ill-educated "patriots" chime in to say that one did. (Or as in the case of chingchongrb get a big ole "Buford lip" on while shouting everybody down in the name of Old Glory.

(9/11 won't change the facts.
Subsequent Jihadi facts and realities won't change facts.
And 'Markin hegemony won't change facts.

We are NOT taking a survey here a la Family fucking Feud, the old TV show that ascribed degrees of "truthiness" to an item in proportion to the number of audience idiots who said it was true.

Prufrock says:

fbuom
That and Dubya's grandaddy's bank and US Amb. Joe Kennedy's getting booted out of England for his "ties" to the Reich (scrap iron deal) ITT, and a myriad of multinationals were in bed with the Nazis.
That whole America First crowd was a treat, wasn't it?
Oh yeah sure the Windsors, Errol Flynn, Lindburgh and the rest. There were plenty. Then all these cunts sold out plaestine to cover their asses.
Speilberg never gets it straight.
His fawning Schindler thing was pure bullshit. Treblinka was certainly painted over pretty good. etc. etc.
Nobody's clean. (Not one f*cking Indian in Newfoundland . . . $5 per head for a Beotuk right up until 1913)

We're picking up the cheque for all this shit at the moment, I'm afraid.

Jack Wow says:

Wippet
Stickman was brought down by one deranged stalker, not because he lost some of his ad revenue by showing his face to a few folks.
As for remaining anonymous and collecting the bucks - it's glaringly obvious how you get around that.

Anonymous says:

Common: Is there one country throughout history that was not involved in the slave trade at some point in time.(?)

Yep. Canada for one. But I guess that's not a real country to some people.

Mac says:

Dingdong:
Nothing you've written has has done anything to alter the perception of you as an uncouth, loudmouthed, chauvinistic ignoramus. Quite the opposite.

With your utterly juvenile 'Cracker Jack box' and 'fucking moron' remarks standing in for reason and fair comment, there's not much need for me to belittle you any further. You're doing that very well all by yourself.

Common Sense says:

Road Natzi,
"I know better than most because the occupation I say I have is the ACTUAL OCCUPATION I have and sometimes I think I have just about seen everything."

Have you been taking speech lessons from Rumsfeld?

Anonymous,
Canada was not involved in slavery, eh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Canada

I rest my case, eh.

Maple Syrup says:

Common Nonsense,
Your right! According to Wikipedia, Canada had slavery until 1763 when it was abolished. 100 years later in 1863, Lincoln abolished slavery in the US.
And Alexander Graham Bell was a Canadian citizen when he invented the telephone. So take off, eh!

fbuom says:

Prufrock,

You didn't answer my question. You simply tried to mis-direct.

Was it, or was it not country bashing on your part?

You also seemed to overload your list with Yanks and 'multinationals'. You seemed to forget Neville Chamberlain and, 'Peace in Our Time'? 1938, about the same time we Yanks were trying to decide who we loved (or maybe hated) most. He was highly regarded for that until it became clear what had really happened in Munich.

By the way, do the math. 21/2 years - almost to the day - before Tom Hanks walked ashore (I didn't see the movie, we're talking D-Day, right?), was Pearl Harbor. I don't think we were trying to decide who we loved or hated after that point. I think we were fighting along side Aussies, Brits and others in the Philipines, China, North Africa, Italy, among other places, during those 21/2 years.

Did we wait to get involved? Yes. Did we have conflicting views? Yes. But we mostly hoped it would remain a European squabble that, as a minor world power (remember, France and Britain were still at the top in 1938), we could avoid. We wanted to put our own economic and political interests first. That included the well-documented isolationist policy of goverment.

Oh, but we did provide war materials support to 'the allies'. At a profit? Probably, but we didn't do the same for Germany.

Seems everyone needs to get their facts straight.

fbuom

fbuom says:

David,

Whatever Profrock's response, that was my last post off-topic. And since I can't do much beyond hope for the best for you and MangoSauce, possibly my last post at Mango Sauce

Of course I'll continue to read.....

One last - a bit off-topic - thought:

Those reduced to using obscenities, profanities, vulgarities and name-calling in conversation (or debate) have nothing else to offer.

Whippet says:

Jack, I agree with you. Sadly a few too many people know who Stickman is and one nutter did what he did.

David can easily accept payments by paypal or whatever and I personally feel this is the way he should go (but not write articles to match his advertising, though). Thing is, I really see David's point regarding Google Adwords because it is so easy.

Common Sense says:

Maple Syrup,
By your logic I am to assume that since Canada abolished slavery before other countries your better than we are and have less guilt on your hands, eh? Remember the northern half of the US didn't have slaves either, eh.

Whatever helps you sleep better at night, eh.

I really could care less what happened all those years ago, I wasn't involved so why the fuck should I get a bad reputation for it, eh.

Go buy a whore and STFU, eh.

dingdongrb says:

Maple Syrup,

First of all, get your facts straight. Bell did not invent the phone (much to Prufrock's belief). Bell was merely the first to patent it. That's like saying the Aussies invented the wheel... See

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~gfx/Courses/
2002/BigData/papers/Misc/Wheel%20Patent.pdf

PurProck,

As I stated before, my original thread regarding America and the phone had no intentions as stating an American being the inventor (please slow down your speed-reading, go back and re-read).

Now if you think Bell invented the phone, so be it, you have a right to your own opinion, as I do mine.

But since you seem so humble to know it all tell me why did Bell move to America?

By the way, why do you keep bringing up 9/11, and you tend to 'black-out' of your so great cranium 7/7? There are those out there that hate your country as much as they do mine.

Prufrock says:

fbuom No. The USA's historical record, stripped of the shameless editorializing, misrepresentation and propagandizing you people lather onto it to make it acceptable for consumption by school-age children is not country bashing.

Re: overloading. I guess that's how you refer to information you don't like.

Your country has a lot to answer for.
I love the questions Cesar Chavez is asking these days.
Lost the war against Cuba as well, didn't you?
See you clowns in the movies.

Carrie says:

Hey Toad Nutzi!
Where is this bar of yours? I want to take you up on that offer of a beer.....

Your dear friend Carrie xx

Prufrock says:

NONSENSE, fbuom
See folks? This stuff is endemic to the US mindset. It’s a scourge on clear thinking.
You didn't answer my question.

Answered with evidence and back-up that you re-drew as fluff. That’s what you knobs do when faced with the evidence.

Was it, or was it not country bashing on your part? NO

You also seemed to overload your list with Yanks and 'multinationals'. PROOF You seemed to forget Neville Chamberlain and, 'Peace in Our Time'? 1938, about the same time we Yanks were trying to decide who we loved (or maybe hated) most. NAW YOU’RE THREE or FOUR YEARS OFF THERE MR. HIGH ROAD
He was highly regarded for that until it became clear what had really happened in Munich. (BY AMERICA FIRSTERS AND THE ISOLATIONISTS
By the way, do the math. (simple ARITHMATIC on the rest of the planet) 21/2 years - almost to the day - before Tom Hanks walked ashore (I didn't see the movie, we're talking Pearl Harbor, right? WRONG - SAVING PRIVATE SPIELBERG).

SO the rest of your blurb re: the Philippines, China, North Africa etc and your whole perception of what happened then is ass backwards as is your whole perception of history as it pertains to the US.
But that’s Ok we’ve come to accept this from you people. It’s just that when you then try to take the high road that it all becomes insupportable. Your whole rebuttal re: Philippines, China, North Africa, Italy, among other places, during those 21/2 years. is chronologically and historically out of sync with your theme.

Then your: But we mostly hoped it would remain a European squabble (?) LOVE THAT WORD that, as a minor world power (remember, France and Britain were still at the top in 1938), we could avoid. We wanted to put our own economic and political interests first. That included the well-documented isolationist policy of goverment. (Wish that’d stuck for the rest of the century)

Oh, but we did provide war materials support to 'the allies
YEAH, after trading with the enemy THE AXIS of GERMANY, ITALY and JAPAN! had gone public (see Joe Kennedy's expulsion as US Ambassador - the padding I already supplied, ninny) public .

Probably, but we didn't do the same (trade) for Germany.
THIS IS JUST NOT TRUE

Seems everyone needs to get their facts straight. JUST YOU, PAL
JUST YOU, MR. HIGH RD., JUST YOU

Now I'VE had enough of this straightening out of your twisted version of the truth. Get lost!

Road Natzi says:

David,

Who ever thought that your article on "Mango Sauce is on hiatus" would lead to the start of WWIII ???

Of course being the typical male Australian arsehole that I am, I cannot help myself when it comes to winding people up....and let me tell you CS is a classic. Of course Dingdongrb would hold a candel to CS but obviously they need each other to 'Rim' each others 'Freckle' for stimulation.

I was just reading through a few of you various stories and the posts that follow and I could help but imagining some old dear accessing the site in order to obtain a 'Mango Sauce' receipe, only to get caught up into some of these debates, which leave even the clueiest people left asking the question 'Where the fucks all this going'.

When you finish jumping through all the hoops that Google holds up and everything comes good for you, I was wondering if the 'New and all improved Mango Sauce' could offer the availability for various 'bloggers' to leave recorded messages. Its not that I really want to hear the high pitched squeal of CS voice, but it would add a item of interest to the site, especially amoungst your most aggressive posters.

Of course, if you do this, I can promise you that I would never record the sounds of me giving it to some Issan bitch up the arse cos "You know what happens when ur fucking the fuck hole and you miss with a shot and hit the muck hole" .... ahhh its a sweet sound ;-)

Also David, I can't remember where I posted a suggestion to you regarding a CODE OF CONDUCT. Of course anyone breaching the CODE, could simply be placed on a 'week ban' two week, 35 year etc etc. I for one believe that one can be 'witty' without using obscene volgaraties......although reading thru a couple of my posts, ive managed to shock myself and I want to take this opportunity to appologise to all those I've offended, with the exception of 'A mother', 'carrie' and ahhh, that will do. There you have it 'Common Sense', "I am sorry mate" and I take back most of my 'poor taste' comments about my brothers and sisters in the US of A.

I guess, I could offer a cop-out excuse for my bad behaviour but that would be a 'cop-out' and I believe that I should be held accountable for my actions. Perhaps we could get some thai sweetheart to give me 50 lashes ;-)

I'm being 'Pro-active' here, hoping I can help you come up with some ideas for making the new mango, more attractive to google. Ohhh and if you think it helps, I could flex my muscles as a 'Google' shareholder and if they won't come to the party I will put my $250 worth of google shares up for sale, that'll teach em !

Jack Wow says:

I remember reading David saying Paypoo froze his account, and with the huge cuts they take I would be inclined to give them a wide birth anyway.

www.paypalsucks.com

Dizz says:

I never elected republican scums.
The US is both serpent and good
heart.
Duh.
As is most countries.
Thailand to this US dude is not
lending to cliche. You just gotta
experience the place, and you still don't know.
Just every guidebook gets it wrong, don't it?
I do hate censorship, so I hope this site remains.
It still amazes me that people think
they know anything.
---Dizz
P.S. Hi to Dana. Regards off
the Charles.

My Cat Is Smarter Than PruNatzi says:

The preceding posts demonstrate nicely how the site could better appeal both to Google and to sane people...just delete the endless, pointless, alcoholic, hate-filled rants of the Prufrock/Road Natzi "person" (too much convenient sychronicity in these posts...I doubt it's really two people, but I don't really care either... the hatred and ignorance is interchangeable). Prunazi posts nothing about Thailand, just endless hate for the USA and Jews, combined with degenerate obscenities and gay hissy attacks on anyone who dares challenge anything Poointheroad posted that managed to even be coherent enough to be challenged. Just how desperate for a life do you have to be to go on and on and on about which country Bell was a citizen of? What kind of a pathetic person creates multiple identities in order to post agreement with himself? (Prufrock has admitted to three, it's obvious there are more)

Prufrock says:

dingdongrb: Your substandard/fatally flawed research and the
conclusions you people draw from this "research" are why the USA is in such deep, deep trouble.

Common is currently looking for work. How 'bout you clear out a spittoon over there at Bechtel/Beijing so the two of you can start up a think tank?

36% wanted to impeach Clinton
41% wanted to gas Nixon

51% of 'Markins want to impeach Bush/Cheney... RIGHT NOW ! Before they sacrifice more American lives to their delusions.

If you lived in anything resembling a democracy they'd be in jail.

Now I will muster every shred of self control I have (not much, I admit) and attempt once again to follow Mr. Road Natzi's example of respecting our host and staying out of any further silly exchanges with morons like you two.

Prufrock

TANAI KWAI says:

Road asks,

"Who ever thought that your article on "Mango Sauce is on hiatus" would lead to the start of WWIII ???"

Truth be told, this savagery is nothing new under such circumstances.

*********

David,

The quality of the site is due entirely to your fine stories, which are the glue (or goo) that keeps the readership intact. When you do not post, the otherwise mild-mannered regulars give voice to their most primitive, animal urges. The hideous blood-letting that ensues makes "Lord of the Flies" look like brunch at The Oriental.

We wanted to spare you this, but on your last holiday we actually roasted and ate a young fat boy who used to post here under the name "pinkass78." As Dana passed around ragged strips of the lad's tender, greasy flesh we wondered aloud, "I wonder when David's coming back?" Then we slept.

...

(cheers)

Posted by TANAI KWAI | August 11, 2004 11:21 PM

Prufrock says:

Cat Whisperer: Ok. So now we know that Dean Barrett has a cat. What could be more irrelevant to this forum??

I was waiting for someone like you to blame all us anti 'Markins for David's censorship by Google. A classic smear.
Then the anti-Semitic smear (a classic)
Dean, you are a cunt-struck jingoist fruitcake. :-)
Self-admitted "cat-fancier".

In these critical times, during the run-up to an inevitable American/Israeli NUCLEAR ATTACK on Iran, my commentary on Israeli and US expansionist war-mongering, (NOT against Jews and Americans you re-framing, highroad-scrambling jack-ass) while off-topic, are perfectly legitimate.

The "Bell-Canada" issue was a minute part of a response to a tedious default-monkey who had been laying claim to all and everything great in the name of 'Marka. (A true Buford)
You know all that, Dean, but you posture as you do ANYWAY because you are a shameless hate-mongering propagandist from the Karl Rove school of calumny.

The many anti-war posters on this site and the many thousands of non-posting anti-war readers of this site and on the web in general know all about people like you.
I'll take your "combined-guilt" gambit where you attempt to join me with Mr. Road Natzi is a compliment. Roadster is his own man. He and millions of people like him and like me span the web.
We read, we inform ourselves and we have brains of our own. We do not permit others to do our thinking for us.

But you, on the other hand, your weakly attempted calumnies speak volumes.
Most importantly they betray your status as just another pro-war astro-turfer.

My so-termed "admission" of two other identities was a freely played open- handed prank . . far from the sinister motives with which you sought to smear me. I "admitted" it six times without prompting. It was a joke. Ironic play.

And I don't know Road Natzi and the countless millions of others -Jews like Chimsky and Norman Finklestien among them- who, thanks to your murderous government now look with suspicion on EVERYTHING your country and Israel does. But I agree with them.

I call you people 'Markins.
You do not represent the USA I grew up with.

I say you are an utter f*cking scourge on what's left of humanity

And millions MILLIONS would agree.

Congratulations.

Prufrock

Prufrock says:

Dammit. Absolutely no self control. (It's a Bangkok thing ;-)
Yo, Road Nazti, can you beat Barrett's turd-blossom trial-balloon where he advances that you and me and anyone else who questions the current 'Markin insanity afoot on the planet must all be one person?
I guess it's easier to squawk when you re-frame the multitude down to one person and characterize it as a fool.
Being under-estimated DOES have its advantages though, right?
By the way, what's the source of your new-found savoir-faire? Is there some sort of internet charm school you know of that I could attend?

Road Natzi says:

Gentlemen,

I use the term 'Gentlemen' lightly. You are all off the fucking topic again. THAILAND THAILAND THAILAND THAILAND !!!!
CRIPES.

As I read the various 'posts' over the last week or two, I continually see David requesting that you stay on topic, fuck that aint hard. Lets face it, when it comes to it THAILAND is one hell of an amazing past. As I read through what most have to say, with the exception of those fuckwits smoking 'YABAH', in those half star hovals at the back of Pattaya & those fuckwits who want to get to the half star hovals but claim their own government despite being in charge of the greatest place in the world has put a 'travel ban' on all those little boys with 1/4 inch dicks (see common, i didnt mention you by name). What I am trying to say as I can see posts such as prufrocks and dicers which relate around the topic being answered by some cocksuckers cat etc in such a fashion that one could be mistaken from thinking that the post has nothing to do with THAILAND. Who in fucks name ever mentioned Jews.

Lets face it, if you want to talk about Religion or beliefs, THAILAND is about BUDDHIST, of course there are a few other beliefs in THAILAND but thats where the clear majority lays. WHO THE FUCK EVER MENTIONED THE JEWS, seriously stay on the fucking topic you you you, I promised david I would tone it down, but seriously.

Some Pharkwit, actually is stupid enough to claim that Prufers and I are the same person. Any idiot (even cs) could see that Prufers is somewhat of an articulate writer, who take a little bit of time to 'get it right'. On the other hand, most of my blurts are an example of a 'freak out of control' (Geeze I really dont have this beating myself up thing right, yet....COMMON, I NEED YOUR HELP....Ahh thats right I am, I was, I, I, I, my country is, was, my country, my country) WHATEVER !!!

Please try and stay on topic people, it aint that hard.

David, why are you ignoring me, are my suggestions too simplistic for you or are you just busy or being an arse??? Do I have to find you and give you the type of beating I gave the stick (that isnt even funny is it?)

Ok then, I think we are all in for a surprise with Davo, hes a bit of a 'Dark Horse' and Im not referring to his late night Dungeon visits either, woops there I go giving up some of my watering hole secrets. At least David ur not down at the bar for little men with little weapons, where cs hangs out in a little grass tu tu.

mds says:

::sigh:: I do NOT believe I am doing this... I know better, but I just cannot help myself.... boredom, I guess.

Prufrock spewed:
"Your country has a lot to answer for.
I love the questions Cesar Chavez is asking these days."

So what exactly is he asking these days, Prufrock? I assume you are channeling him because he died a while back.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cesar_Chavez

Perhaps you are referring to Hugo Chavez, the president of Venezuela? Who truly IS asking some interesting questions. Or is it "All those brown people look alike...You know who I meant... the name doesn't matter!!"

Idiot.

Regards,

mds

Road Natzi says:

Prufers,

I just stopped on the head of a little jin-jock, I was laughing so much.

You don't need to goto school my friend, you are out of control as it is, a school for this would do you no good.

It amazes me what some of these twits do mate, when they feel threated by people. It would be easy for a 'slut' like Carrie to think that everyone on the site is just one person, she would be thinking this way because just about every poster, gives her a serve...but hey apparently thats how she likes it, white slut trailer trash (sorry david).

Carrie, sweetheart, I would let you know where the bar is, but we are DEFINATELY NOT trying to attract clientelle like you, you see we are in the business of making money, not entertaining gaint arsed mingers like yourself. You see if you come into the bar, you will probably scare the majority of the thai honeys I have in there, the will probably take the night off, all the blokes are going to walk straight past the bar making comments like, "Did you see the skid marks on her trousers" and "Was that a nose or a wart" or "It looks like two spastics are fighting inside her tent sized trousers".

FORGET IT CARRIE, no matter what way I look at it darling, you are bad for business. We are not running a circus freakshow, we are running a bar, I can spell it out, we are selling beer, cocktails and pussy......you just don't fit in and even if I drank all of Thailands beer and cocktails and all the pussy left the town and you were the only 'female' type thing in the country (we know ur female from the stench of ur rotten fish) THERE WOULD BE NO NOOKIE MY DARLING, YOUR JUST TOO FUCKING UGLY.

Anyway, if you want to visit one of my regular haunts, north of Bangkok, slide up to the glitzy pub in Kan.... (Bit of a cowboy joint) But when the boys start bashing out a few tunes, don't be surprised if a thai guy two gallon head wearing a twenty gallon hat tries to ride you like the beast that you are.
Of course after your completely humailiated there head into one of thailands best nightclubs there and check out the talent on stage, some of thailand sexiest pussy...and you can see what the real women look like.

Common Sense says:

What happened to Dicer. Haven't seen him here or on Tanai's site in awhile.

Prufrock,
Take your prozac, I know your anti-americanism is just bursting out of you, but at least give others time to respond before making further posts. Three posts in a little over an hour without even being put on the site is a little much.

You are a seriously disturbed individual if you let US foreign policy get so much under your skin that it has consumed your life, thoughts, and dignity so much that you have to litter MangoLand with you anti-americanism.

Your right about one thing though. There are MILLIONS and MILLIONS who who agree with you in thinking that Americans are the utter fucking scourge of the earth. Fortunately, that leaves BILLIONS and BILLIONS who disagree with you.

Now go masturbate and relieve some of that built up tension.

Carrie says:

HEY TOAD NUTZI!
Wassa matter? Too scared to give me the name of your bar huh? Typical keyboard warrior, too scared to face real life. Sqwaaaaaaaak, sqwaaaaaaaak, the sound of Toad Nutzi sitting behind his computer screen........

Road Natzi says:

Prufers,

It would appear that you're intelligence, persistence and good wit, is causing various posters to retreat into their bedroom for a bit of a self-massage. Even Common and dingdongwhoreladyboy, are constantly comming up empty.

Dude, you have seriously kicked arse, could you please leave a few scraps behing for me to have a chop at.

You crack me up thanx for the entertainment!! Now get back to work bitch, or I will whip you again (I know you love to be whipped) ;-)

Road Natzi says:

David,

Things are moving very slowly mate, I'm going stir crazy here and I've just arrived back into the slightly warmer climate of the North East Coast of Australia. I need an injecting of the home land, 2 days out and counting already.

Come on dude, give us one more article or we will have to resume self manipulation.....which apparently common is running lessons on. CHIEF WANKER HE IS !!!! I'm a marine, I'm a big marine, I'm a big fast marine, I'm a big fast hairy ugly gay marine.

Sorry common ur just one cunt i can never warm to and I'm still planning my next terrorist attack on the united states where I intend to kidnap you and the almighty George W, hold you hostage and make u soddomise each other, whilst I film it and place it live to air, for everyone to see what i theorise....that is 'From the lowest of trailer trash to the almighty president.....all yankees are FUCKED'. Lets see what happens with that one.

Ohh and ahhh, mmmmm to keep on topic, theres a little man selling corn on the cob, right outside the gates to the northern entrance of the park at Victory Monument. He normally flogs the corn for sip baht (10) but has been giving me a discount to cet baht (7). Just mention Roadsters name and you will get the discount, hey punters thats 30% off. Does that sort of cut it for being on topic, it kinda outlines how mango may be hiatus, but its readers are getting cheap corn????

----------

Hi Road Natzi

Building the new website is proving to be very time consuming so I won't be writing any new articles until it's finished - unless Google lifts the sanctions on this one, of course.

It will probably take weeks.

In the meantime, I'm leaving this forum open is so that the regular contributors can stay in touch.

Regards
David

PS. Thanks for your advice earlier.

Dasein says:

It really must feel good to crucify the U.S. for all of your own inadequacies, eh NoCock?

I guess you've truly learned nothing in all your international travels, but I suppose this comes as no surprise given your predeliction for narcissism.

Good on ya, mate.

My Neighbor's Cat is Smarter Than Prufrock too says:

Poointheroad: Sorry to disappoint an alcoholic old fool from Canada, but David can confirm my ISP is nowhere near that of "Dean Barrett." Gee, did someone say something about "re-framing the multitude down to one person?" Keep screaming away on that ledge Poo, those multitudes you hear in your head are yelling "jump."

dingdongrb says:

Come on 'Road Natzi'..... Like I said before quit the speed-reading. You do not impress anyone. The Jews were mentioned three times in this thread. Well, four since you have now. I guess you just babble on so much without really reading what others say. (CRTL ‘f’ for you PC illiterate ones.)

By the way, can you really smoke Yaba? I thought it was a pill? hmmmmmm (roll me one up please…. :-)

Prufrock says:

See mds? When you're right you're right.
Of course it's Hugo Chavez and not Cesar Chavez. My bad. Thank you for clearing that up. It was, I assure you, just a slip-up.
But you knew that, didn't you?
I hope you feel better.

Peace
Prufrock

Prufrock says:

Yo, Cat Fancier. Yeah, my Barrett assumption was rather more valid than your silly reductio ad unum Road Natzi gambit. You can change an ISP by re-connecting your router or using a cafe. But I'll accept that you're not Barrett. You went to the same madrassa in Groton though, right ;-?
I had a shandy or two with friends before dinner last night here in Bangkok but I really don't drink much. All the other stuff, the Karl Rove stuff, your PATHETICALLY sophomoric high-roading and the blatant stupidity of your position becomes clearer every day?. . . that must really disturb you.
One other mistake though, spelling, you're likely a stickler for that, I'd imagine.
So yeah, its Chomsky (with an 0 not an I and ISRAELI not Jew. There's a difference...a HUGE fucking difference.)

Wake up 'Markin tool.
That's not me on the ledge.
That's the president of your fine democracy basking in a 27% approval rating with 51% of REAL AMERICANS hollering for impeachment.
But he's still got you.
Next two years are going to be very painful for arseholes of your caliber
Suck it up, fool.

dingdongrb whined anew to Mr. R. Natzi that Jews had been mentioned three times in this thread.
Bullshit. Only by nitwits who wanted to paint me anti-Semitic used that word. ISRAELIS were identified specifically, you fool, there is a difference. . .did I mention that there was a HUGE difference? Just as there's a HUGE difference between 'Markins and Americans.

Dasein? Except for having nowhere to stuff my excessively large package, I have no inadequacies, it's an embarrassment of riches really. I'm blessed. And I live here, in Bangkok.

Oh yes, and Common Nuisance, nice to see you out of hiding and back in your self-appointed role as arbiter of good taste and relevancy in the make-believe world you call Mangoland. (That hand-routered sign on the door of your Compton garage flat says it all ;-)
I guess there's really not much use in responding to you, you can't read anyway. . . perfect for that Beijing "think-tank-in-a-spittoon" project of dingdongrb's.
As you know, I don't drink much, I take vitamins (you'd be right in assuming I take Centrum's silver formula, for athletes.) But sorry, no SRI's or anything psychotropic. As I re-call I used that "meds-balance" trope on you when we first met. You're obviously running on empty, these days as I notice you've been using other poster's lines with increasing frequency. That is when you're not hiding after a thrashing by one of your many fans on this board.
Nope, no meds except the odd Ibuprofen for muscle soreness after over-training on my circuit & weights routine. (This tropical heat necessitates electrolyte replacement on a constant basis men, overlook it at your peril ;-)

And son? as Mr. Rd. Natzi observed, we haven't seen you for days. As you emerge once again to grovel around here for like-minded posters, don't take these constant shit-kickings you're getting instead too personally. They're part of your upbringing. You'll be OK when you realize that you owe it to yourself to at least have a clue about what you're spewing on about. And that you have Capt. Queeg for president.
And your clever millions vs billions distinction? See, Common, I'll stay within the realm of the plausible. You'll stay within the realm of Bush/Cheney and the rest of those mental patients in Washington.

I'll just bet you were a mighty swinging dick on all those Neocon Astroturfer loudmouth pro-war sites when this disgusting Iraq bloodbath first rolled out, weren't you?.
Bragging away about shock and awe and your MOAB. Laughing at "Bush's man" Comical Ali and all those ragheads.
Well, Ali wasn't talking about "right then" when he threatened about the bloodbath that would be Iraq. He was predicting this current nightmare.

If you still live in a democracy, Com'on, you're back in the Homeland now. so support your troops and get out on the street and demonstrate against this war.
You'll feel better.
We both know they will.

David, kind sir.
You're a f*cking prince.

I remain,
As hideously off-topic as ever,

J. Alfred Prufrock

Road Natzi says:

Dingdongiluvladyboystofuckmyassrb,

You poor simple fool, of course Yabbah is a pill and yes you do smoke it, which is of course one of the best ways to achieve a high from Amphetamine. Why are you such a fuckwit????

YOu will see Yabbah smoked, the pill is heated, the split into 3 or 4 pieces, then its users will normally buy a packet of strip gum and remove the paper backing from one of the alfoil portions. A portion of the pill is then placed on the upside of a piece of paper and heat via a cigarette lighter or candel is then applied to the underside of the foil causing the pill to smoke, at which time the user has a A straw or rolled up cigarette paper in their mouth and they suck up the fumes from the smoking pill.

Now fuckwit, you will find Crack cocaine and other forms of Amphetamine are smoked in similar fashion.

Before you go on about me being a Junkie or similar, think again cocksucker, its my job to lock silly fuckers like you up, when they are stupid enough to smoke that shit. Yabbah is one of the lowest forms of Amphet in the world, usually oringinates form Burma, Manaymar and is made from the poorest chemicals available ...... thats why so many fuckers like yourself go crazy on it. We've all seen those 40kg yabbah addicts kicking the shit out of stray dogs, thats what that shit does to you, wow, sound like fun NOT!!

Also, I shouldnt have bothered I know, but what form do you think Heroine comes in you silly cunt, a liquid??? Nope try again now, but its injected I hear you say.

Dingdongmymotherwasajunkierb, just ask your mom or one of the 47 men she says could be your father, they will explain it to you.

Before anyone goes on about me using drugs, think again, I've seen drugs fuck up too many peoples lives, I know alcohol is a drug, tabbacco etc, but even they are the perfect example of what drugs do to people, with nicotine being one of the most addictive drugs ever, its plagued the world, cost tax payers millions of billions of dollars and of course made governments world wide a fortune in various taxes (helps to line politicians retirement packages)mmmm yeah i know, conspiracy theory.

Whilst I drink alcohol, take the various prescription drugs from time to time, Id always pass on the rest because I'd prefer to fuck, I love to fuck thai women, not ugly crack sluts like carrie. Of course the only fuck that carrie gets is from carrie and her hand held thumper.

Howdee common, can you go thru this post and let me know where my spelling mistakes are, I can't be jacked dude.

GOODNITE ALL, my business here is done for. Prufers can you please explain to that silly fuck dingdongrapevictimrb the other reasons that hes fucked.

David, with great anticipation we await your next move, please consider stopping anyone whos had shock treatment as part of their therapy (ie: dongdongdorbrd) from posting on the next site.

TANAI KWAI says:

Top Two Most Guilt-Inducing Guilty Pleasures:

1. Occasional purchase of "Cat Fancy" magazine.

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmgQ8-xUTcQ

(Yes, I'm straight. I think.)

Common Sense says:

OH the fuckwits are asking for it aren't they?

Road Natzi,
"It would appear that you're intelligence, persistence and good wit, is causing various posters to retreat into their bedroom for a bit of a self-massage. Even Common"

I'm hardly afraid to get itno it with PRuffy again, I just lack the time to do so at the moment. Tune back in come March timeframe and I might be able to squeeze him into my schedule. It also appears that without me there catching his every word, he's getting a bit sloppy these days, oh what fun I would have.

Prufrock,
Don't go climbing up onto your high horse so soon. Its simply not there. On the "meds rebalanced" thing. WHen i did use that line it was attributed to you. But if you were to read back a little, to times before the refugees like you came flooding over from that worthless cunt stickman site, you would see that you were not the first to ever mention the use of medication. I guess it plays into your narcissum to claim it does though.

Frankly though, a debate with you has lost all fun. You can't think beyond your Karl Rove, Bush, Bill O'Reilly fantasies or that clever little world you've painted for me to live in. Its become rather repetitive, tedious, and lame. It hardly posseses any shock factor for being original. Unfortunately, Road Natzi has caught on to this too. Its almost like reading the same posts over and over and over and over and over and over and over (have I made my point yet) and over and over, without hearing one new and creative thing. I believe your the ones riding on empty.

Now quit trying to paint this picture of yourself as some kind of geriatric health stud. Taking a multi-vitamin and drinking some gatorade after climbing the stairs to your second floor apartment hardly makes you a world class athlete.

Road Natzi says:

Dingdongdorbcockhead,

I know the jews had been mentioned previously, but not by me....u candy ass cocksucker.

I was adressed about bashing the jews and I made no such comment and never would so phark off.

Carrie,

You think I make a squawking sound when I sit behind the keyboard, but that noise you are hearing is actually your chair disappearing up ur giant sized arse, one can see you obviously won't even be injured by a really good fisting from a guy with dinner plate hands, but hell, he'd have to a no sense of smell to get ur pants off, where the dags of your massive hairy clamshell have tied together with ur anal locks......SORRY EVERY HORID THOUGHT ISNT IT.

Don't worry carrie, one day you will enter the world of reality and kill yourself...PLEASE!

Common,

Do you think when you invaded iraq, that it was possible that one of Saddams weapons of mass destruction escaped and is now lingering around Mango using the code name "Carrie". If so, is there any way we can dispose of this ugly fistfuck weapon without injuring anyone and with minimal property damage (it claims to be in thailand). Your help would be greatly appreciated (mate)!

Carl says:

I won't miss mangosauce. Sorry, it just wasn't that good. Got into it during the Stickman/Galt thing but the rest of it is too boring.

Grunt says:

Hmm...maybe that NotStickman guy pays dicer and her entourage to bury the discussion pages in bullshit.

Road Natzi says:

Hey Prufers,

Do you think we struck a nerve or to with ole CS ???

I heard him squeak but not quite sure if it matters all that much.

Moving right along.......

Common Sense says:

Road Natzi inquired: "is there any way we can dispose of this ugly fistfuck weapon without injuring anyone and with minimal property damage"

I'm a fuckin American and a Marine. The thought I would ever concoct a plan to destroy something without causing MASSIVE property damage and body counts ABSOLUTELY crosses all the lines of decency that we uphold here on MangoSauce. I'm genuinely offended by this.

That being said, I do have a plan. You and Prufrock could take her out on a date to your favorite ladyboy haunt. While there have massive shipments of the greasiest McDonalds cheesburgers delivered, which you and Pruffy paid for in advance. Everytime she attempts to open her mouth to say something one of you sticks a cheeseburger in to shut her up. Due to her western upbringing she will be unable to resist gourging herself throughout the date.

This process is repeated until her fat gut ruptures with the magnitutde of a sub-nuclear weapon spewing shrapnel consisting of hardened arteries and dislodged cholesterol fragments.

The only casualties would be you, Prufrock, Carrie, and a bunch of damned ladyboys. No one would ever care and the world would be a better place.

Not exactly a low body count or minimal property damage, but very unlikely to draw protest.

Carrie says:

Road Nutzi sqwaaaaaaaked:
"Sqwaaaaaaak, bullshit, racist verbal hershey squirts, sqwaaaaaak and on and on ad infinitum.......fuck off you ugly LIMP DICK shit EATING FAGGOT