June 15 2004

Google loves our Thai "gote"

Knowing the search terms that people use to find your site is one of the best perks of being a webmaster. By feeding them back into Google, you can find out which ones have achieved their coveted #1 ranking. Type in "Thai gote" for example, and up pops Mango Sauce in pole position:

Korat "gote" girl will shit on your table
Hi. I am lady from Korat and i reed you're mango leter. I think you dont know thai lady very well. ... i will do everything, even with dog or gote if you want.
www.mangosauce.com/ sex/korat_gote_girl_shit_on_table.php - 35k

Who could resist clicking on that? Mango Sauce also has the top spot for land of vertical smiles, Thai slappers, farang monster cock, huge Thai boobs, Asian supermodel minge and young Asian girl dick worshippers.

A surprise #1 entry for Bangkok mail order husbands reveals that more than a few lonely farang women have resorted to desperate measures.

One of our regular contributors might be interested to learn that Dana ladyboy bum love has also won Mango Sauce a top slot - as has How to bum rape Shu Qi and Lena Li.

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Bareback bonking and cock rot are also #1 ranked but I fear that these terms may also be linked in a more direct way. Similarly, (on page 1 but not yet #1 ranked) we have girl eat dogshit and getting stomach pumped.

A Google search for baldy cunts reveals that I'm now the top unelected spokesman for the that unfortunate group of men who are both unpopular and follicly-challenged.

[Posted to About by David]

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Readers' comments

Combover says:

I'm surprised "baldy cunts" doesn't lead straight to Dirty Nigel's ugly mug.

But let's not stir up that (w)hornet's nest again.

A quick google of "little Buriram minx" will also yield a pleasing result.

June 15, 2004 3:03 PM

TANAI KWAI says:

That picture is so goddamned funny.

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June 15, 2004 11:55 PM

John U says:

Tanai,

You're so right. The original one with the grinning gote was a real side splitter as well.

In fact quite a few of the photos have made me chuckle uncontrollably.

Fucking brilliant.

June 16, 2004 1:05 AM

Required says:

Hi David,

You know so much about Bangkok... well maybe you can help me out with this one: I've had ladyboys for years, now I wanna go on, but even with google, I can't find any ladman ??

June 16, 2004 4:42 PM

mr peter says:

Thai music-string brings out mango sauce top of the list with our old friend bitchy no tits herself, Tata ( I really am a singer) Young. Strangely Mozart does not show up-peter

June 16, 2004 5:45 PM

Blighty says:

So does "thai mr peter cunt"!

June 17, 2004 3:41 PM

mr peter says:

what a disappointmnet 'thai blighty bastard' only comes up number one with a stickman story about someone and his mate called 'Dave' -peter

June 17, 2004 4:33 PM

usvirgin says:

"Joyce Cuckold" gets Mangosauce the pole position, with ads for some interesting sites in the right column.

June 17, 2004 10:47 PM

BLIGHTY says:

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what a disappointmnet 'thai blighty bastard' only comes up number one with a stickman story about someone and his mate called 'Dave' -peter
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No - but "thai stupid mr peter" wins it again!

And surprise - "thai idiot mr peter" comes second to none too!

Hold your breath now "thai bullshit mr peter" does it as well!

June 18, 2004 6:22 PM

Pan says:

Now now - isn't that unfair "thai asshole mr peter" tops the list not just in google but also in yahoo and altavista.

What a popular chappie that mr peter must be in Thailand - not?

June 18, 2004 6:24 PM

mr peter says:

Khun Peter is actually very popular in LOS, unfortunately he is a string singer and better looking than me. Perhaps it's him they refer to? Mr (chose your own expletive) Peter

June 18, 2004 8:37 PM

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