April 30 2007
Mac attack: Westerner beaten in Bangkok Apple Store
When you order a MacBook Pro from an approved Thai dealer, you don't expect to be beaten-up and arrested in the store - but this is exactly what happened to an unfortunate Mango Sauce reader.
Last Friday, I placed an order for a MacBook Pro, a 30' display and accessories at The APPLE Store in Siam Discovery Center, Bangkok. The total came to 188,000bt. Paid with a VISA Card. The APPLE employee would deliver the setup later.
While waiting for the delivery at my condo, the APPLE salesperson, phoned me and claimed to have made a mistake on the bill and wanted another 12,500 before delivery.
April 28 2007
Pattaya porn baron's eye-popping attorneys
Currently out on bail while Thai prosecutors decide his fate, Pattaya porno director John T. Bone has engaged the services of this impressive pair of ... ahem ... attorneys to help salvage his reputation.
T. Bone's latest legal move comes after pornstar Mike South (AKA Michael Strother, 48 - a former NASA space shuttle engineer) accused him of filming underage performers in his Thai transvestite movies - allegations that the elderly pornographer strongly denies.
April 25 2007
Sex-offenders register for Thai coyote dancers
The Thai government's "War on Pretties" entered a new phase yesterday as top cops were ordered to keep tabs on shapely coyote dancers by adding their names to a new sex-offenders register. Clad only in their trademark crop-tops and hot pants, the leggy lovelies might now be hunted down in fast-paced chases reminiscent of The Benny Hill Show.
April 24 2007
Pattaya girl's disarmingly sexy arse
Thai chicks packin heat. My American, white bred, republican ass is sporting the largest erection I've had in my life just thinking about it. - Common Sense
If Khun G were to lower her Von Dutch hot pants, Common Sense might find somewhere fitting to put it.
April 23 2007
Thai girls with guns
A Thai bargirl's handbag always contains surprises but you don't expect to find a 9mm semi-automatic pistol.
The scene is a Patpong beer bar and, with the obligatory bargirl perched on my lap, I'm enjoying a quiet drink with a chum. When the conversation turned to Seung-Hui Cho and the Virginia Tech shootings, our bouncy new friend dropped the bombshell that she too was packing.
April 20 2007
Miss Thailand Universe & my glass-top coffee table
Aimee Morakot walked away with the 2004 Miss Thailand Universe title but her huge floral underpants failed to impress judges at the international final.
Many commentators wrote her off as a pale-faced goody-goody but the resourceful Khun Aimee has confounded her critics with a sexy return to form. A sizzling photo-spread in FHM Magazine has now won her the coveted title of "29th sexiest woman in the world."
April 18 2007
Conan's Thai restroom threesome
Many of us imagined that Conan's double-dunny exclusive would prove to be the last word on Thai toilet tomfoolery but the oversized Aussie actor has outdone himself once again.
Goldilocks and the three bears might approve of this unorthodox arrangement and it wouldn't look out of place at the Eden Club but why would anyone else want to play restroom piggy-in-the-middle?
April 17 2007
"I tattoo bargirls as a hobby"
Tatt2dude's creations don't hang in The Louvre but, for the price of a beer, you can admire them in any Pattaya go-go bar.
Private viewings may also be available.
April 16 2007
Fat divorcee's Kenyan sex-safari
Fat Western women are divorcing their husbands and using the cash to buy Kenyan sex-safaris - according to Omwa Ombara of The East African Standard.
Excited women, some as big as baby elephants have been arriving in Mombasa in droves - their pockets laden with alimony.
They've been arriving in such large numbers that the taxi rank outside Mombassa Airport now serves the same purpose as the goldfish bowl in a Bangkok massage parlour.
April 13 2007
Blog wars: Bangkok diplomat's own goal
"I saw him walking arm-in-arm with a girl that could only be described as a 2 dollar whore," writes Simon Peltier beneath an innocuous blog entry by Ian Proud, head of the British embassy's political section.
When the thirty-eight year-old diplomat agreed to be a guest blogger on The Nation's website, he also let them publish this photo.
Big mistake.
April 12 2007
Tarts or temples? What brings you to Thailand?
Touring or whoring? Handicrafts or hand-jobs? Speculation abounds regarding our real reasons for vacationing in Thailand but the debate is conspicuously ill informed.
Now, the hot air is about to give way to hard facts. A leading Aussie academic has pledged to uncover the truth behind the stereotypes - and he needs our help.
April 11 2007
Have we worn out our welcome in Thailand?
When a one-legged German infects half the schoolgirls in Chaiyaphum with HIV, it reflects badly on all of us but Thailand's noticeably cooler attitude towards Western immigrants has little to do with our sexual peccadilloes.
Fun-loving tourists won't notice any change but those of us who choose to live here are feeling less and less welcome.
April 8 2007
Vice cops bust John T. Bone in Pattaya
The arrest of porn legend John T. Bone has sent shockwaves through Thailand's sexpat community. Bone - real name John Bowen - was arrested in Pattaya last Thursday following a raid on his seafront apartment.
Vice cops seized video production equipment together with a huge stash of porn films and an undisclosed number of dildoes. Insiders have speculated that this should keep them happy for quite a while.
Transvestites and bargirls were allegedly hired to perform sex acts in T. Bone's own apartment and the sixty year-old pornographer has been charged with producing explicit video clips for sale on a website. Canadian Kyle Milgram, 30, and Thai national Fluk Saengsuwan were also charged.
John T. Bone became a household name back in 1995 when he cast Annabel Chong in The World's Biggest Gang Bang but is best remembered for his refusal to pay her.
April 5 2007
Mr T talks to Mango Sauce
MS: Your term as Thailand's PM was characterised by corruption and abuse of power...
Mr T: What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that! You just a crazy man seein' things that ain't there.
MS: Subsequently, you've been accused of stirring up social divisions in the country.
Mr T: Trouble? I don't start no trouble. I mind my own business.
MS: But General Sonti has made specific allegations.
Mr T: The man's a pothead. He's high on smack, or speedballs, or something...
MS: The question of how you acquired your unusual wealth isn't going to go away.
Mr T: Better make sure nothin' happens to my gold.
April 5 2007
YouTube banned in Thailand
Coming hard on the heels of this week's disruption of Yahoo, video-sharing website, YouTube, has been banned in Thailand following a spat between its owners, Google, and the Communications Ministry (ICT).
The dispute centres around Google's refusal to remove a 44 second clip containing altered images of someone rather important (Four letters, begins with a K - and who can't be discussed on this website for reasons too obvious to mention).
April 3 2007
Nude Thai actress bends over for charity
Cue the canned outrage. It's the same old "Thai actress goes nude while the Culture Ministry goes ballistic" story we've heard a thousand times before - with the whole world looking on in disbelief because, for most people, Thailand will always be synonymous with ping-pong pussy banana shows and whoring.
I'm sure we could debate the ethical implications for hours but the only question on my mind this week was "how do I get my hands on the naughty pictures?"
April 1 2007
Stickman returns!
The Rocky Balboa of Bangkok blogging is back for another shot at the title.
Unconfirmed sightings of Mr Stick jogging up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art in a Pratunam tracksuit have led to speculation that he's spent the last five months punching animal carcasses in an industrial freezer.
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