April 28 2006
Pattaya porn baron's eye-popping attorneys
Currently out on bail while Thai prosecutors decide his fate, Pattaya porno director John T. Bone has engaged the services of this impressive pair of ... ahem ... attorneys to help salvage his reputation.
T. Bone's latest legal move comes after pornstar Mike South (AKA Michael Strother, 48 - a former NASA space shuttle engineer) accused him of filming underage performers in his Thai transvestite movies - allegations that the elderly pornographer strongly denies.
April 25 2006
Sex-offenders register for Thai coyote dancers
The Thai government's "War on Pretties" entered a new phase yesterday as top cops were ordered to keep tabs on shapely coyote dancers by adding their names to a new sex-offenders register. Clad only in their trademark crop-tops and hot pants, the leggy lovelies might now be hunted down in fast-paced chases reminiscent of The Benny Hill Show.
April 25 2006
Google kills Mango Sauce
Mango Sauce is dead and Google is responsible.
This week, a junior Google official decided (wrongly) that Mango Sauce was offensive and arbitrarily pulled the plug on its advertising - leaving the site dead in the water. This may come as quite a shock to 100,000 regular readers and hundreds of local advertisers. It certainly shocked me.
The guy has clearly blundered but there's no right of appeal and Google's global stranglehold on Internet advertising means that there's no alternative source of funding available either. On the face of it, Mango Sauce is finished.
The bad news doesn't stop there. If this stupid blacklisting decision isn't overturned, no website is safe from being crushed by the petty-minded foot-soldiers of Google's unaccountable Internet monopoly. It's all rather Kafkaesque.
In my darkest moment, concerned reader MDS stepped in to cheer me up with some helpful advice.
You might find the decision reversed due to hordes of angry Mangosauce readers emailing their opinion to Google. Google is actually quite responsive to criticism, when it comes in droves, via email.
Today, I'm calling upon thousands of loyal Mango Sauce readers to make their feelings known to Google. This is their email address
but, before you write in, let me fill you in on the whole story. It's quite a farce.
Before we begin, though, I'd first like to dispel any myth that Google can be taken seriously as the web's self-appointed guardian of truth, decency and the American Way.
The only web-publisher in the world permitted to display Google ads alongside sizzling hardcore filth is, in fact, Google. Though some would consider it immoral, the business is obviously far too lucrative for them to pass up.
Google draw their own line at bestiality but any AdSense-funded publisher who has the temerity to mention church-sanctioned marital sex in the missionary position is skating on very thin ice indeed - even if it's done only once a week with the lights off for the sole purpose of making a lovely baby.
April 24 2006
Pattaya girl's disarmingly sexy arse
Thai chicks packin heat. My American, white bred, republican ass is sporting the largest erection I've had in my life just thinking about it. - Common Sense
If Khun G were to lower her Von Dutch hot pants, Common Sense might find somewhere fitting to put it.
April 20 2006
Miss Thailand Universe & my glass-top coffee table
Aimee Morakot walked away with the 2004 Miss Thailand Universe title but her huge floral underpants failed to impress judges at the international final.
Many commentators wrote her off as a pale-faced goody-goody but the resourceful Khun Aimee has confounded her critics with a sexy return to form. A sizzling photo-spread in FHM Magazine has now won her the coveted title of "29th sexiest woman in the world."
April 17 2006
"I tattoo bargirls as a hobby"
Tatt2dude's creations don't hang in The Louvre but, for the price of a beer, you can admire them in any Pattaya go-go bar.
April 16 2006
Fat divorcee's Kenyan sex-safari
Fat Western women are divorcing their husbands and using the cash to buy Kenyan sex-safaris - according to Omwa Ombara of The East African Standard.
Excited women, some as big as baby elephants have been arriving in Mombasa in droves - their pockets laden with alimony.
They've been arriving in such large numbers that the taxi rank outside Mombassa Airport now serves the same purpose as the goldfish bowl in a Bangkok massage parlour.
April 12 2006
Tarts or temples? What brings you to Thailand?
Touring or whoring? Handicrafts or hand-jobs? Speculation abounds regarding our real reasons for vacationing in Thailand but the debate is conspicuously ill informed.
Now, the hot air is about to give way to hard facts. A leading Aussie academic has pledged to uncover the truth behind the stereotypes - and he needs our help.
April 9 2006
Thai non-immigrant visas in 30 minutes
Alan Taylor: Hon Consul of Thailand at Hull
Waiting in line and being treated like a criminal suspect seems to be the norm when applying for a Thai visa but one unique consulate puts its customers first.
Visa applications are processed in minutes rather than days and its well-designed website gives you clear and unambiguous instructions about how to fill in the forms - which can be downloaded.
Amazingly, you can even book an appointment to visit the Consul General at a mutually convenient time - just like professional people do in the real world - and, if you need advice, he also answers your emails - in perfect English.
April 8 2006
Vice cops bust John T. Bone in Pattaya
The arrest of porn legend John T. Bone has sent shockwaves through Thailand's sexpat community. Bone - real name John Bowen - was arrested in Pattaya last Thursday following a raid on his seafront apartment.
Vice cops seized video production equipment together with a huge stash of porn films and an undisclosed number of dildoes. Insiders have speculated that this should keep them happy for quite a while.
Transvestites and bargirls were allegedly hired to perform sex acts in T. Bone's own apartment and the sixty year-old pornographer has been charged with producing explicit video clips for sale on a website.
John T. Bone became a household name back in 1995 when he cast Annabel Chong in The World's Biggest Gang Bang but is best remembered for his refusal to pay her.
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