April 7 2005

Thai vegetable girls get fruity

These courgette-munching minxes transformed a dreary event promoting the consumption of fresh vegetables into the photo-opportunity of the week. Our Mango Sauce Nightlife Correspondent has come up with an alternative explanation:

Thai vegetable girls get fruity

Today we catch up with the girls from Rangsit University reading for their degree in Sex Studies. Readers may remember our previous article and accompanying picture (See: Rangsit blowjob row blows over) in which we showed the freshgirls at the beginning of their year undertaking the course "Oral Sex 101".

A month into their studies, the girls have made good progress and today's picture shows them practising "fruity fellatio" in which they show off their oral skills by gently fellating a small fruit or vegetable. Once they have honed their tongue skills on small members the girls will advance to larger fruits and vegetables such as marrows, cucumbers etc.

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April 1 2005

The only good farang is a dead farang

The only good farang is a dead farang

A poisonous anti-farang rant is perhaps the last thing you'd expect to find in The Nation's motoring supplement.

Ordinarily, this seldom-read pull-out offers its readers a meagre diet of trite locally-sourced wisdom ("remember to bring plenty of food on long journeys..." etc) sandwiched between syndicated reviews of foreign cars which often have no dealer network in Thailand. Yesterday, however, a Thai journalist called Pattandesh penned this blatantly racist tirade on the pretext of Shedding light on flashing lights.

Many Americans and Europeans choose to spend their retirements in Thailand. Thais are generally very nice to foreigners, and we sometimes tend to honour them more than fellow Thais. The majority of foreigners who come to Thailand are good people and don't cause problems. But some capitalise on our generosity and use Thailand as a hiding place to get away from crimes they have committed back home. Some even go further and start committing new crimes in this country.

We all disapprove of the criminals, paedophiles and drug-dealers who take refuge in Thailand but Pattandesh's definition of a "bad farang" goes a little wider than this.

Today there are certain foreigners who rely on being "farang", and trick Thai women from the provinces into marrying them. In return they give the women a small amount of money every month in exchange for being able to live in the Kingdom permanently. In the process they also get a partner in bed.

Pattandesh seems to be suggesting that caring and responsible foreign husbands are "bad farangs." He probably also believes that Mother Teresa "tricked" the starving beggars of Calcutta into accepting food and nursing care so that she could selfishly extend her visa - the evil bitch!

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